• YASID: Last Man and Woman on Earth (1950s, probably)

    From Evelyn C. Leeper@3:633/10 to All on Sat Jun 6 14:08:56 2026
    I remember almost everything about this story but the title and author. :-)

    The last man and the last woman on earth meet. He has some sort of
    illness where he has attacks, but his medication will bring him out of
    them, so he wants someone to watch over him. He also immediately wants
    to hook up with her, but she's a prude and insists on being married.

    Somehow they figure out how to get married (or at least plan to figure
    it out), but then they're in a restaurant and he goes to the men's room,
    where he has an attack, and the end of the story is him hearing the door
    click shut and knowing that the label "Men" outside means she will never
    come in to save him.

    I thought it was in a Judith Merril annual collection, but none of the
    story titles seem to fit it.

    --
    Evelyn C. Leeper, http://leepers.us/evelyn
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  • From Tony Nance@3:633/10 to All on Sat Jun 6 14:18:35 2026
    On 6/6/26 2:08 PM, Evelyn C. Leeper wrote:
    I remember almost everything about this story but the title and author. :-)

    The last man and the last woman on earth meet. He has some sort of
    illness where he has attacks, but his medication will bring him out of
    them, so he wants someone to watch over him. He also immediately wants
    to hook up with her, but she's a prude and insists on being married.

    Somehow they figure out how to get married (or at least plan to figure
    it out), but then they're in a restaurant and he goes to the men's room, where he has an attack, and the end of the story is him hearing the door click shut and knowing that the label "Men" outside means she will never come in to save him.

    I thought it was in a Judith Merril annual collection, but none of the
    story titles seem to fit it.


    That sounds like Damon Knight's short story "Not with a Bang".
    - Tony

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  • From Evelyn C. Leeper@3:633/10 to All on Sat Jun 6 15:43:09 2026
    On 6/6/26 14:18, Tony Nance wrote:
    On 6/6/26 2:08 PM, Evelyn C. Leeper wrote:
    I remember almost everything about this story but the title and
    author. :-)

    The last man and the last woman on earth meet. He has some sort of
    illness where he has attacks, but his medication will bring him out of
    them, so he wants someone to watch over him. He also immediately wants
    to hook up with her, but she's a prude and insists on being married.

    Somehow they figure out how to get married (or at least plan to figure
    it out), but then they're in a restaurant and he goes to the men's
    room, where he has an attack, and the end of the story is him hearing
    the door click shut and knowing that the label "Men" outside means she
    will never come in to save him.

    I thought it was in a Judith Merril annual collection, but none of the
    story titles seem to fit it.


    That sounds like Damon Knight's short story "Not with a Bang".
    - Tony

    Bingo! Thanks. (That took ten minutes, less time than I spent trying to
    get all those weird AIs to find it for me.)

    --
    Evelyn C. Leeper, http://leepers.us/evelyn
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    86 47 II/4 25

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  • From BCFD 36@3:633/10 to All on Mon Jun 8 10:02:51 2026
    On 6/6/26 11:08, Evelyn C. Leeper wrote:
    I remember almost everything about this story but the title and author. :-)

    The last man and the last woman on earth meet. He has some sort of
    illness where he has attacks, but his medication will bring him out of
    them, so he wants someone to watch over him. He also immediately wants
    to hook up with her, but she's a prude and insists on being married.

    Somehow they figure out how to get married (or at least plan to figure
    it out), but then they're in a restaurant and he goes to the men's room, where he has an attack, and the end of the story is him hearing the door click shut and knowing that the label "Men" outside means she will never come in to save him.

    I thought it was in a Judith Merril annual collection, but none of the
    story titles seem to fit it.

    I remember the story. HOWEVER, the man was thoroughly despicable. His
    plan was to have a daughter with the woman and it is implied (I think
    implied, it has been decades since I read it) use the daughter for sex.

    Now I have to see if I have a "Best of Damon Knight" somewhere and
    reread it. Or maybe it was a Hugo winner. Or something.

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  • From Evelyn C. Leeper@3:633/10 to All on Mon Jun 8 14:51:15 2026
    On 6/8/26 13:02, BCFD 36 wrote:
    On 6/6/26 11:08, Evelyn C. Leeper wrote:
    I remember almost everything about this story but the title and
    author. :-)

    The last man and the last woman on earth meet. He has some sort of
    illness where he has attacks, but his medication will bring him out of
    them, so he wants someone to watch over him. He also immediately wants
    to hook up with her, but she's a prude and insists on being married.

    Somehow they figure out how to get married (or at least plan to figure
    it out), but then they're in a restaurant and he goes to the men's
    room, where he has an attack, and the end of the story is him hearing
    the door click shut and knowing that the label "Men" outside means she
    will never come in to save him.

    I thought it was in a Judith Merril annual collection, but none of the
    story titles seem to fit it.

    I remember the story. HOWEVER, the man was thoroughly despicable. His
    plan was to have a daughter with the woman and it is implied (I think implied, it has been decades since I read it) use the daughter for sex.

    Now I have to see if I have a "Best of Damon Knight" somewhere and
    reread it. Or maybe it was a Hugo winner. Or something.

    The ISFDb is your friend. (I used to use my two volumes of Contento for anthologies and collections, but the ISFDb is easier, and actually also
    has the last forty years or so that Contento doesn't.)

    --
    Evelyn C. Leeper, http://leepers.us/evelyn
    Super Callous Fragile Racist Sexist Lying POTUS -anonymous sign
    86 47 II/4 25

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