On 2026-06-08, Ted Nolan <tednolan> <
ted@loft.tnolan.com> wrote:
In article <1780863612-19817@newsgrouper.org>,
Etheromania <user19817@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
ted@loft.tnolan.com (Ted Nolan <tednolan>) posted:
How to make Toast:
Electrical Engineering vs. Computer Science
Users click on it, and the message 'Booting UNIX v.8.3' appears
on the screen. (UNIX 8.3 should be out by the time the product
gets to the market.) Users can pull down a menu and click on
the foods they want to cook."
adequate hardware platform for the implementation phase. An
Intel 80386 with 8MB of memory, a 30MB hard disk, and a VGA
monitor should be sufficient. If you select a multitasking,
Having a really hard time pinning down when this could have been written
When they say Unix 8.3 do they mean Bell Labs Research Unix?
Because by the time VGA was a thing they were on RU-9
The particular page I pulled it from goes back to 2006
https://web.archive.org/web/20060909110208/https://web.cs.wpi.edu/~gogo/humor/hum_toast.html
but I seem to recall seeing from some time well before that.
I dug out the hard-copy books of rec.humour.funny jokes that
I sent away for years ago. I found it in the 1990 edition.
The king had the computer scientist thrown in the moat
in that version, but it's otherwise identical.
It's credited to Paul A. Vixie <
vixie@decwrl.UUCP>,
and a heading line reads:
From: TLE::DIEWALD "Means, Motive, and Opportunity 14-Jun-1990 0958"
There are some Donald Trump jokes in the same book.
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