On Thu, 5 Jun 2025 17:26:46 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
On Sat, 31 May 2025 20:12:36 +0000, CujoDeSockpuppet wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
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HarryLime wrote:
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On Wed, 21 May 2025 13:29:07 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
On Saturday, September 16, 2023 at 12:02:36 PM UTC-7, NancyGene wrote: >>> I am the Barfness
by Dan Barf and NancyGene
The food goes
down my esophagus
to my stomach
wrinkled and old
ancient food
not well chewed
…I see no reason
why the food comes back up
but I am
the barfness
One also has the option of asking the waiter for a barf bag.
Dan Barf ate too many of the candy bars that he was offering to all the
little boys and girls at Will Donkey's high school. He even invented
the Zu-Bolton bar, which had nuts in residence.
"The 'Zu-Bolton' tasted pretty good for a dark chocolate bar." -- Will
Donkey
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We understand that Will Donkey enjoys the texture of dark chocolate and
nuts. For a while, he liked Macadamia nuts, but now he enjoys the Hello >>> brand from Connecticut. He has tried to skip and ignore those, but he
just can't quit them.
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Will fixation for nuts stems from an unfortunate encounter with a skewer >>> 20 years ago. -- Dr. Michael Pendragon, LCP
Who is the fat lady in the picture whom Will Donkey is trying to pick
up?
Jocelyn, a.k.a., "The Dark Queen," IIRC.
She and Will were going out, until she caught him cheating on her in the >>> back of the pizza van. Without letting on that she was wise to him, the >>> next time they got in the sack, she snipped off his nuts with a pair of
sewing shears.
She had them taxidermied, and skewered them on a wooden swizzle stick.
It's become a Shitholeville tradition for her to display her trophy
whenever she and the Donkey get together for drinks.
Here's a photo from their 2022 reunion:
Oh, we thought that the Dark Queen was Ellen Horny. There may be many
Queens in Will Donkey's life. She looks old and fat in the photo, but
that's what a Donkey attracts. Are those Columbus Mountain Oysters?
Kind of shriveled.
We advise extreme caution when mentioning Ms. Horny. The last time I
did, she texted me a photo of herself pointing a pistol at the center of >>> the screen (i.e., at me).
Seriously.
Ellen Horny used to take very shaky videos of Will Donkey's caterwauling >>> at LeGents. She could never figure out how to work her camera and
frequently switched to selfie mode, revealing a drunken older woman.
She probably couldn't hit the broad side of a Dockery now. Dockery
jilted her a few years ago for George Sulzbach.
Here's Will and Ellen back in the pre-Stinky G days.
I can't believe that someone would be so much of a loser that they would >>> be the only member of the Shadowville Shitkicker fan club.
Sad, innit?
Did the police use that picture when they were looking for Ellen Horny?
She's a tough-looking videographer. She still longs for the Donkey even >>> though he jilted her several times. Yes, she is a loser in love, looks, >>> lucre, and location.
She probably expected Dreckweasel to get a job. That involves hygiene,
clean clothes and teeth. Way too much for Little Willie Douchebag.
everyone in Columbus is either on the dole or dead. Will Dockery could
at least have stolen new glasses from one of the deceased people in the
streets or at the bottom of the hill where DirtNap Dave was tumble
dried. Ellen Horny shoots everyone she can see, but she doesn't see very
well either.
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Ellen Horny calls her .45 "The Man-eater."
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Why didn't she shoot Will Donkey when he jilted her? Maybe she tried
and killed Rick Howe, Mildred, DirtNap Dave, Pickles, Barfly and an
unnamed person before she ran out of bullets. Then she slept it off.
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