On Mon, 9 Jun 2025 14:49:35 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
Michael Pendragon wrote:
I'm planning on publishing The Shadowville Mythos: Ode to My
Slurp-puppet as the lead poem in a comprehensive collection of Donkey
poems.
Please post/repost and Donkey poems in this thread.
TWILIGHT GIRL*
by Michael Pendragon
Mexican dungarees are falling --
It's Twilight Girl.
Pablo's down on his knees, he's balling,
Will's Twilight Girl.
When Will is strapped for cash and
And can't afford a beer,
He pimps Kathy out at twilight time.
Swarthy Don Juans all gather 'round her,
It's Twilight Girl.
Slip Will a ten and you can pound her,
Will's Twilight Girl.
If you've got forty and
A bed, then you can stay
Together, all night, with Twilight Girl.
Here... in the neon's velvet glow
She'll blow you for a fin between the cars.
Here... just behind the Taco Bell
She'll make you come and then, she'll go again.
All through her pubes, the crabs are crawling
But you won't care.
Clay's watching from the pickup bed, but
Just let him stare.
Will counts the bankroll and
She takes her ten percent --
Then Will goes to sleep with Twilight Girl.
*With apologies to Buck Ram, Morty Nevins, Al Nevins, and Artie Dunn.
*****
Big Fat f***in' Epiphany
I had an epiphany yesterday
I realized that Clay is gay
He plays dress up as Princess Lei-
Around the village every day
You'll see him prance and swish and sway
But I still love him anyway.
I had an epiphany last night, by heck
That I'm a bum whose life's a total wreck
I mooch off my brother's disability check
I've got six chins beneath my neck
But no one ever would suspeck
Because they're hid beneath my beard.
I have to say it's really weird
To see yourself as others do.
My wife and kids done left me, too
I guess they saw the way I see
Myself with this epiphany.
So I can't write and I can't sing
And I can't fight Jim in a ring
Not even for some charity.
I'm just a Fat f**k in a tent
Whose "poetry" ain't worth a cent
Who never bathes or pays his rent
And stinks like beer and pee.
And just in case you haven't guessed
This Fat f**k bum who's such a mess
I'll here confess that it is me
Willie "Douchebag" Dockery.
*****
My Second Big Fat f***in' Epiphany
by Will Dockery
I had an epiphany yesterday
I realized that I am gay
I dress up as a clown and stray
Around the village every day,
You'll see me prance and swish and sway
But I still love him anyway.
I had an epiphany last night, by heck
That I'm a bum whose life's a total wreck
I mooch off my brother's disability check
I've got six chins beneath my neck
But no one ever would suspeck
Because they're hid beneath my beard.
I have to say it's really weird
To see yourself as others do.
My wife and kids done left me, too
I guess they saw the way I see
Myself with this epiphany.
So I can't write and I can't sing
And I can't fight Jim in a ring
Not even for some charity.
I'm just a Fat f**k in a tent
Whose "poetry" ain't worth a cent
Who never bathes or pays his rent
And stinks like beer and pee.
And just in case you haven't guessed
This Fat f**k bum who's such a mess
I'll here confess that it is me
Willie "Douchebag" Dockery.
*****
At the Taco Stand
Took my b**ch out for tacos on Victory Drive,
on Thursdays when tacos were a buck for five;
I'd dribble some salsa on top of my dick,
and push Kathy's face down and tell her to lick;
as I chomped on my tacos and sat in my truck,
then I'd pull off her blue jeans and have me a f**k;
then I'd dribble more salsa and get some more head,
while Clay lay asleep in the truck's cargo bed;
then she'd suck off some f***er in truck number two,
and we'd use the five dollars to buy us some brew;
I'd tie Clay's stroller down to the cargo bed's floor,
then head out on the highway to the liquor store;
A few brewskies later and back to my shed,
Where Kathy and I could lie down in our bed
And watch pretty colors the rest of the night;
While back on the pickup's bed, snuggled up tight,
Young Clay snored away like he hadn't a care
All curled up like a kitten on top of the spare.
*****
At the Taco Stand is available in song form on the Donkey's Reverbnation page.
https://www.reverbnation.com/willdonkey/videos
This is a response to the post seen at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=660618856#660618856
Excellent listen every time. One question: Why does Young Clay the Gay
have 3 legs (as seen in the bed of the pickup truck)? Or, whose leg is
behind him?
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