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  • Re: Cujo Pomes: The Great Circle of The Mountain of Death

    From NancyGene@3:633/280.2 to All on Sat Jun 14 05:44:55 2025
    On Fri, 13 Jun 2025 18:56:07 +0000, cujodemaniac wrote:

    Little Willie Douchebag, a drunkard so grand,
    Walked in the steps of his brother, across the land.
    Dirtnap Dave, they called him, a legend, it's true,
    Toasted and scattered, his essence anew.

    Willie, with sneer and a swaggering stride,
    Thought himself clever, with nowhere to hide
    From the karma that lingered, a scent in the air,
    Awaiting the moment, beyond all compare.

    He’d cheated and lied, left a trail of despair,
    Just like his dear brother, beyond all repair.
    For Dirtnap Dave’s fate, a lesson untold,
    Was a future for Willie, brave and quite bold.

    One day on a hike, on a mountain so high,
    Willie tripped on a rock, with a yelp and a sigh.
    Down, down he tumbled, a most rapid descent,
    To a compost heap waiting, his life fully spent.

    And later, when all was quite settled and done,
    His ashes, like Dave's, kissed the morning sun.
    Pitched off the mountain, a dusty white spray,
    Little Willie Douchebag had met his last day.

    ******************

    Bow To The Mighty Cujo.

    --
    A poem that will live for centuries! How do you write such wonderful
    poetry? We took the liberty of hiring professional musicians to turn it
    into a great song:
    https://sunoDOTcom/s/azsyZO4ThOK6O547

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  • From George J. Dance@3:633/280.2 to All on Sat Jun 14 06:08:05 2025
    On Fri, 13 Jun 2025 19:44:50 +0000, NancyGene wrote:
    On Fri, 13 Jun 2025 18:56:07 +0000, Kevin Fries aka "cujodemaniac"
    wrote:

    <crapsnip>>
    Bow To The Mighty Cujo.

    --
    A poem that will live for centuries! How do you write such wonderful
    poetry?

    From the doggerel lines and the forced rhymes, it looks like Kevin is
    using AI.

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  • From Cujo DeSockpuppet@3:633/280.2 to All on Sat Jun 14 06:24:08 2025
    George J. Dance@novabbs.com (George J. Dance) wrote in news:efec5c27b26488d6d2122b56e3fa7333@www.novabbs.com:

    On Fri, 13 Jun 2025 19:44:50 +0000, NancyGene wrote:
    On Fri, 13 Jun 2025 18:56:07 +0000, Kevin Fries aka "cujodemaniac"
    wrote:

    <crapsnip>>
    Bow To The Mighty Cujo.

    --
    A poem that will live for centuries! How do you write such wonderful
    poetry?

    From the doggerel lines and the forced rhymes, it looks like Kevin is
    using AI.

    It's a pome, Dunce. And you're a cowardly snipper like the rest of Team Donkey.

    --
    "Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a sure sign that you have already lost the argument." - Little Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from Pendragon.

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  • From W.Dockery@3:633/280.2 to All on Sat Jun 14 06:43:51 2025
    On Fri, 13 Jun 2025 20:07:59 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Fri, 13 Jun 2025 19:44:50 +0000, NancyGene wrote:
    On Fri, 13 Jun 2025 18:56:07 +0000, Kevin Fries aka "cujodemaniac"
    wrote:

    <crapsnip>>
    Bow To The Mighty Cujo.

    --
    A poem that will live for centuries! How do you write such wonderful
    poetry?

    From the doggerel lines and the forced rhymes, it looks like Kevin is
    using AI.

    I suspect PJR had to leave the newsgroup out of embarrassment for his
    poor friend Cujo.

    And so it goes.

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  • From George J. Dance@3:633/280.2 to All on Sat Jun 14 10:17:17 2025
    On Fri, 13 Jun 2025 20:43:46 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Fri, 13 Jun 2025 20:07:59 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Fri, 13 Jun 2025 19:44:50 +0000, NancyGene wrote:
    On Fri, 13 Jun 2025 18:56:07 +0000, Kevin Fries aka "cujodemaniac"
    wrote:

    <crapsnip>>
    Bow To The Mighty Cujo.

    --
    A poem that will live for centuries! How do you write such wonderful
    poetry?

    From the doggerel lines and the forced rhymes, it looks like Kevin is
    using AI.

    I suspect PJR had to leave the newsgroup out of embarrassment for his
    poor friend Cujo.

    And so it goes.


    Poor Cujo/Kevin is right. He's a total Minion, who always needs an evil
    boss for his life to have any meaning.

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  • From NancyGene@3:633/280.2 to All on Sun Jun 15 02:54:39 2025
    On Sat, 14 Jun 2025 16:33:56 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:

    cujodemaniac wrote:
    Little Willie Douchebag, a drunkard so grand,
    Walked in the steps of his brother, across the land.
    Dirtnap Dave, they called him, a legend, it's true,
    Toasted and scattered, his essence anew.

    Willie, with sneer and a swaggering stride,
    Thought himself clever, with nowhere to hide
    From the karma that lingered, a scent in the air,
    Awaiting the moment, beyond all compare.

    He’d cheated and lied, left a trail of despair,
    Just like his dear brother, beyond all repair.
    For Dirtnap Dave’s fate, a lesson untold,
    Was a future for Willie, brave and quite bold.

    One day on a hike, on a mountain so high,
    Willie tripped on a rock, with a yelp and a sigh.
    Down, down he tumbled, a most rapid descent,
    To a compost heap waiting, his life fully spent.

    And later, when all was quite settled and done,
    His ashes, like Dave's, kissed the morning sun.
    Pitched off the mountain, a dusty white spray,
    Little Willie Douchebag had met his last day.

    ******************

    Bow To The Mighty Cujo.

    --




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    Dramatic photos of Will Donkey diving down to the bottom of the hill to
    look for discarded rings and things amongst the skulls and (cross)
    bones. He is surprisingly light in the air for such a large donkey.
    It's probably the aerodynamic lift from the ears.

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