On Tue, 17 Jun 2025 13:27:29 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

NancyGene wrote:

HarryLime wrote:

NancyGene wrote:

CujoDeSockpuppet wrote:

NancyGene wrote:

NancyGene wrote:
On Tue, 27 May 2025 14:23:41 +0000, cujodemaniac wrote:

On Tue, 27 May 2025 12:18:53 +0000, NancyGene wrote:

On Mon, 26 May 2025 23:18:20 +0000, cujodemaniac wrote:

Oh, look who’s here, an unpleasant surprise,
The kings of mooching with hungry eyes.
They brought their charm (and empty hands),
To feast mooched steak, such bold demands!

The wine flows red, it smells like feet,
You drink it fast, wow!, what a treat!
"Just one more round," you slyly plead,
While someone else foots the bill, indeed.

Your stories stretch like chewed-up gum,
Of fortunes lost and debts to come.
Yet here you sit, so full, so bold,
As wallets thin and patience folds.

So raise your glass (with someone’s cash),
Toast to your *generous* host, how brash!
Next time you crave a steak so fine,
Try paying, Douchebag! What a novel design!

PS: A bow to the great Jim Senetto for the inspiration.

Wondrous poetry, Cujo! We know that this was based on the true story of
Dreckery taking the $50 that was sent to help Stinky G (George Sulzbach)
pay his rent and treating himself, his retarded brother and Stinky G to
steak dinners. He kept the change.

Yeah, it’s pretty much a foregone conclusion that the cheap-ass possums
didn’t leave a tip. For 50 bucks and three people the minimum would be
about 15 bucks.

You can be sure Dreckery didn’t spend it on self-improvement books or
singing lessons either.

We wonder what kind of "steak" they could get at 3 for $50. Rat cuts >>>>>>> would be a possibility.

You can be sure Dreckery didn't spend it on soap, birth control for his >>>>>>> granddaughter and her boyfriend, or shoes.

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Love the picture of the actual "steak" dinner. Stinky G looks like he >>>>>> hadn't eaten in a month, and DND is (sadly) dwarfed by his Donkey
brother. Will Donkey is trying to figure out how he could run out of >>>>>> the diner without paying the $50.

I notice Donkey took his first bite and it was a piece of Dirtnap's
steak. That's f***ing cold.

Bad Donkey.

True! DirtNap was too mentally challenged to notice, and his steak
disappeared before he could even take a bite. Stinky G had better eat >>>> fast. Donkeys don't understand sharing, ABCs, numbers, directions, or >>>> soap.

...shame, public humiliation, sarcasm, public restrooms, deodorant,
toothpaste, laundromats, legal age limits... the list just goes on and
on.

Usenet, working, squiggly lines under computer words, child support,
toilets, glasses.

Courtesy, artwork, poetry, monogamy, how to read, how to write, how to
form intelligible sentences.

This is a response to the post seen at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=689860770#689860770

Not eating the best people you know, celebrating the pissbum life,
getting married before having children. balanced diets, sobriety,
subjects and predicates.

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