• H. Beam Piper

    From BCFD 36@3:633/10 to All on Thu Aug 20 11:00:11 2026
    I have been reading a very old anthology called "The World Turned Upside
    Down" off and on for a couple of weeks. I has a story by H. Beam Piper
    called "Omnilingual". I was less than impressed, but it had one
    distraction that annoyed me. I believe I have mentioned this distraction before: almost every character was smoking.

    Piper seems to have a smoking fetish. In a couple of other stories
    including Little Fuzzy, all of the characters smoke, a lot. BTW, if it
    isn't obvious, I hate smoking.

    The percentage of adults that smoked even in the 1940s was less than 45%
    no matter what Hollywood made it look like, and it went down from there.
    But he has a large majority of his characters smoking.

    Yuck !
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  • From Scott Lurndal@3:633/10 to All on Thu Aug 20 18:32:43 2026
    BCFD 36 <bcfd36@cruzio.com> writes:
    I have been reading a very old anthology called "The World Turned Upside >Down" off and on for a couple of weeks. I has a story by H. Beam Piper >called "Omnilingual". I was less than impressed, but it had one
    distraction that annoyed me. I believe I have mentioned this distraction >before: almost every character was smoking.

    Piper seems to have a smoking fetish. In a couple of other stories
    including Little Fuzzy, all of the characters smoke, a lot. BTW, if it
    isn't obvious, I hate smoking.

    The percentage of adults that smoked even in the 1940s was less than 45%
    no matter what Hollywood made it look like, and it went down from there.

    That number, presuming it is nationwide, probably doesn't account
    for geographical differences. In the upper midwest in the 1960s
    and 1970s, I suspect that percentage was considerably
    higher.

    I certainly don't miss smelling like an ashtray after
    visiting a bar or pub, trying to eat while breathing
    clouds of second-hand smoke in restaurants or getting
    stuck on an airplane for four hours with a bunch of smokers.

    But he has a large majority of his characters smoking.

    It really was part of popular culture in those days. My dad
    quit around 1969 - took up the pipe for the next 5 years,
    then quit cold turkey. His father and brother and most of
    their rural neighbors all smoked; his brother from age 9
    until his death in 1979 - even while on supplemental
    oxygen for most of the decade before he passed.


    Yuck !

    With which I concur 100%.


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  • From BobbieSellers@3:633/10 to All on Thu Aug 20 12:21:41 2026
    On 8/20/26 11:00, BCFD 36 wrote:
    I have been reading a very old anthology called "The World Turned Upside Down" off and on for a couple of weeks. I has a story by H. Beam Piper called "Omnilingual". I was less than impressed, but it had one
    distraction that annoyed me. I believe I have mentioned this distraction before: almost every character was smoking.

    Piper seems to have a smoking fetish. In a couple of other stories
    including Little Fuzzy, all of the characters smoke, a lot. BTW, if it
    isn't obvious, I hate smoking.

    The percentage of adults that smoked even in the 1940s was less than 45%
    no matter what Hollywood made it look like, and it went down from there.
    But he has a large majority of his characters smoking.

    Yuck˙˙˙ !

    It reflects the culture of the time. Nearly everyone adult in the 1940s-1960s smoked. My mother did not and i copied that trait.
    I read some stuff in the 1960s that I thought highly of and found a
    reprint. I went back to renew my enjoyment but everyone in that book
    was smoking which and I now find that quite repulsive.

    When I was in high school and in the 8th grade I assisted
    by washing dishes, pots and pans in my parent's restaurant and I
    hated the stench coming from the cigarette butts squashed on
    the plates. In my youth I used to buy cartons of cigarettes
    for my step-father as b/d presents.

    I tried to smoke when I was about 30 yoa and found one
    brand of small cigars I liked. After the new tobacco laws went
    into effect the one store that sold them went out of business.
    I think the brand name was Old Port with which alcoholic
    beverage they were supposed to be flavored. Spoiled my posing.

    I recently posted a review here of Powerless and nearly
    everyone is smoking. The cheap brand "Progress" is all the
    protagonist can afford and they taste terrible (to me all tobacco
    tastes terrible) but when he comes by some cash one thing he buys
    is 2 packages of Lucky Strike cigarettes and to make up for the
    miserable life he gives her a package of same. At that point in
    the story he buys on the "left"(black market) a bottle of Jim Beam
    as well. The booze he consumes in a 4th Class bar is terrible
    rotgut.

    bliss- study, practice, experience

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  • From Lynn McGuire@3:633/10 to All on Thu Aug 20 16:09:14 2026
    On 8/20/2026 1:32 PM, Scott Lurndal wrote:
    BCFD 36 <bcfd36@cruzio.com> writes:
    I have been reading a very old anthology called "The World Turned Upside
    Down" off and on for a couple of weeks. I has a story by H. Beam Piper
    called "Omnilingual". I was less than impressed, but it had one
    distraction that annoyed me. I believe I have mentioned this distraction
    before: almost every character was smoking.

    Piper seems to have a smoking fetish. In a couple of other stories
    including Little Fuzzy, all of the characters smoke, a lot. BTW, if it
    isn't obvious, I hate smoking.

    The percentage of adults that smoked even in the 1940s was less than 45%
    no matter what Hollywood made it look like, and it went down from there.

    That number, presuming it is nationwide, probably doesn't account
    for geographical differences. In the upper midwest in the 1960s
    and 1970s, I suspect that percentage was considerably
    higher.

    I certainly don't miss smelling like an ashtray after
    visiting a bar or pub, trying to eat while breathing
    clouds of second-hand smoke in restaurants or getting
    stuck on an airplane for four hours with a bunch of smokers.

    But he has a large majority of his characters smoking.

    It really was part of popular culture in those days. My dad
    quit around 1969 - took up the pipe for the next 5 years,
    then quit cold turkey. His father and brother and most of
    their rural neighbors all smoked; his brother from age 9
    until his death in 1979 - even while on supplemental
    oxygen for most of the decade before he passed.


    Yuck !

    With which I concur 100%.

    I flew back from Belize to Miami, Florida in 1989 in the last row of
    Taca Airlines 737 in October 1989. The guy sitting next to me in the
    middle seat was smoking a Churchill Cigar the entire way. It was a
    horrible flight.

    Lynn


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  • From James Nicoll@3:633/10 to All on Thu Aug 20 21:23:46 2026
    In article <1167fbb$3muhq$1@dont-email.me>, BCFD 36 <bcfd36@cruzio.com> wrote: >I have been reading a very old anthology called "The World Turned Upside >Down" off and on for a couple of weeks.

    I have socks older than that anthology.

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  • From BCFD 36@3:633/10 to All on Thu Aug 20 15:11:31 2026
    On 8/20/26 11:32, Scott Lurndal wrote:
    BCFD 36 <bcfd36@cruzio.com> writes:
    I have been reading a very old anthology called "The World Turned Upside
    Down" off and on for a couple of weeks. I has a story by H. Beam Piper
    called "Omnilingual". I was less than impressed, but it had one
    distraction that annoyed me. I believe I have mentioned this distraction
    before: almost every character was smoking.

    Piper seems to have a smoking fetish. In a couple of other stories
    including Little Fuzzy, all of the characters smoke, a lot. BTW, if it
    isn't obvious, I hate smoking.

    The percentage of adults that smoked even in the 1940s was less than 45%
    no matter what Hollywood made it look like, and it went down from there.

    That number, presuming it is nationwide, probably doesn't account
    for geographical differences. In the upper midwest in the 1960s
    and 1970s, I suspect that percentage was considerably
    higher.

    I certainly don't miss smelling like an ashtray after
    visiting a bar or pub, trying to eat while breathing
    clouds of second-hand smoke in restaurants or getting
    stuck on an airplane for four hours with a bunch of smokers.

    But he has a large majority of his characters smoking.

    It really was part of popular culture in those days.

    My google search showed that less than 1/2 of adults smoked EVER. So I
    admit it was part of the culture and accepted back then, but Piper had
    as far as I can tell all of his protagonists smoking. He absolutely had
    a fetish for it.

    Hollywood was part of the problem. Almost all of the actors were
    smokers. Think about the stunningly beautiful actresses between 1925 and
    1970. Can you think of any that weren't shown as smoking at some point
    in time? Of course, some non-smokers had to smoke for a role, but I
    believe that most were smokers IRL. Even today, with no evidence other
    than gut feel, more than 1/2 of the actors are smokers or former smokers.

    Hitchcock was especially bad about it. The only movie that Grace Kelly
    smoked in was Rear Window and he made her do it. He too had a fetish.
    Most of his cool blonde leading ladies smoked in his movies, except for
    Doris Day who had quit previously and was keeping up her nice girl image.

    My dad
    quit around 1969 - took up the pipe for the next 5 years,
    then quit cold turkey. His father and brother and most of
    their rural neighbors all smoked; his brother from age 9
    until his death in 1979 - even while on supplemental
    oxygen for most of the decade before he passed.

    A lot of whether or not people smoked and what they smoked depended on demographics. Rural or less educated would have had a higher percentage.
    WWII service would also have contributed. Lots of the very rich men
    smoked cigars. Lots of academics smoked pipes. Still disgusting.

    I've beat this thing to death.



    Yuck !

    With which I concur 100%.



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    Board of Directors - Boulder Creek Fire Protection District (What was I thinking?)

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  • From Scott Dorsey@3:633/10 to All on Thu Aug 20 20:23:22 2026
    Lynn McGuire <lynnmcguire5@gmail.com> wrote:

    I flew back from Belize to Miami, Florida in 1989 in the last row of
    Taca Airlines 737 in October 1989. The guy sitting next to me in the
    middle seat was smoking a Churchill Cigar the entire way. It was a
    horrible flight.

    That's pretty repulsive. I remember British Airways' cabin crew handing
    out complementary cigarettes to everyone on board after the meal, but a
    cigar is going too far. (I also remember flights with nonsmoking seating sections which were of course as full of smoke as the rest of the cabin.) --scott
    --
    "C'est un Nagra. C'est suisse, et tres, tres precis."

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  • From Lynn McGuire@3:633/10 to All on Thu Aug 20 19:39:48 2026
    On 8/20/2026 7:23 PM, Scott Dorsey wrote:
    Lynn McGuire <lynnmcguire5@gmail.com> wrote:

    I flew back from Belize to Miami, Florida in 1989 in the last row of
    Taca Airlines 737 in October 1989. The guy sitting next to me in the
    middle seat was smoking a Churchill Cigar the entire way. It was a
    horrible flight.

    That's pretty repulsive. I remember British Airways' cabin crew handing
    out complementary cigarettes to everyone on board after the meal, but a
    cigar is going too far. (I also remember flights with nonsmoking seating sections which were of course as full of smoke as the rest of the cabin.) --scott

    Two rows in front of me was a lady with a chicken in a cage that cackled
    the entire two ??? hour trip. I was really wondering how she was going
    to get the chicken through border control.

    My brother and I renamed Taca Airlines to Taco Airlines after that trip.

    Landing at Belize in 1989 was a real trip. No terminal and no jetway,
    you walked down the portable stairs to the jet parking place. When we
    landed, they had just started all of the Harrier fighter jet engines to
    warm them up in their individual concrete bunkers in case the
    Nicaraguans came across the border again. And a huge helicopter was
    hovering 200 feet off the ground with four door gunners hanging off the
    sides. Belize was a British protectorate back then and the Brits were
    showing the flag.

    Lynn


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  • From Lawrence D?Oliveiro@3:633/10 to All on Fri Aug 21 02:56:12 2026
    On Thu, 20 Aug 2026 15:11:31 -0700, BCFD 36 wrote:

    Hollywood was part of the problem. Almost all of the actors were
    smokers.

    I have an archive of images (scans of pictures from the earlier part
    of last century or even before) from a now-defunct website called, I
    believe, ?Retro Science?. One of the categories of images includes a
    bunch of ads for Chesterfield, among them Ronnie Reagan shown signing
    cartons of cigarette packs to give to all his friends for Christmas.

    Other ads showed other well-known A-listers of the time (including
    Bogie & Bacall) also smoking the same brand.

    There?s even an ad or two somewhere in there claiming how some
    particular brand is so much better for your lungs than the others.

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  • From BobbieSellers@3:633/10 to All on Thu Aug 20 21:53:49 2026
    On 8/20/26 19:56, Lawrence D?Oliveiro wrote:
    On Thu, 20 Aug 2026 15:11:31 -0700, BCFD 36 wrote:

    Hollywood was part of the problem. Almost all of the actors were
    smokers.

    I have an archive of images (scans of pictures from the earlier part
    of last century or even before) from a now-defunct website called, I
    believe, ?Retro Science?. One of the categories of images includes a
    bunch of ads for Chesterfield, among them Ronnie Reagan shown signing
    cartons of cigarette packs to give to all his friends for Christmas.

    Other ads showed other well-known A-listers of the time (including
    Bogie & Bacall) also smoking the same brand.

    There?s even an ad or two somewhere in there claiming how some
    particular brand is so much better for your lungs than the others.

    And all the films produced after the Repeal of Alcohol Prohibition that
    were full of roles depicting heroes and villains
    as lushes.

    bliss

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  • From Scott Dorsey@3:633/10 to All on Fri Aug 21 09:44:36 2026
    Lynn McGuire <lynnmcguire5@gmail.com> wrote:
    Two rows in front of me was a lady with a chicken in a cage that cackled
    the entire two ??? hour trip. I was really wondering how she was going
    to get the chicken through border control.

    When you get rows instead of everybody sitting toward the center where the cargo is strapped, that's when you know you're in a high class flight.

    When I was in high school, one of my friends lived on a different island
    and took the scheduled airline DC-3 into school every morning. He had it timed perfectly so it was less than an hour from his door to HNL to the city bus to the school. His dad got a discount on the tickets.

    Now, I can't even get through the security line in an hour.
    --scott

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  • From Scott Dorsey@3:633/10 to All on Fri Aug 21 09:48:37 2026
    Lawrence =?iso-8859-13?q?D=FFOliveiro?= <ldo@nz.invalid> wrote:
    I have an archive of images (scans of pictures from the earlier part
    of last century or even before) from a now-defunct website called, I
    believe, ?Retro Science?. One of the categories of images includes a
    bunch of ads for Chesterfield, among them Ronnie Reagan shown signing
    cartons of cigarette packs to give to all his friends for Christmas.

    Indeed. Watch any of the documentaries of NASA flights in the sixties, and
    you will see everybody smoking.

    The Russian "Fourteen Minutes to Launch" song about spaceflight even talks about astronauts smoking in the capsule. I think it was Titov who objected
    to this as being unrealistic, but the author of the song left it in anyway.

    I once did some contract work for a radio station and took their cart machine back to repair. It was so disgusting with tobacco residue that I ran the
    whole thing through the parts washer before working on it. When I returned
    it, the station manager was upset and insisted that wasn't his machine,
    because it was white and his was orange.
    --scott

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  • From Dimensional Traveler@3:633/10 to All on Fri Aug 21 09:00:50 2026
    On 8/20/2026 2:23 PM, James Nicoll wrote:
    In article <1167fbb$3muhq$1@dont-email.me>, BCFD 36 <bcfd36@cruzio.com> wrote:
    I have been reading a very old anthology called "The World Turned Upside
    Down" off and on for a couple of weeks.

    I have socks older than that anthology.

    Hopefully they have been washed more than once.

    --
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    dirty old man.

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  • From William Hyde@3:633/10 to All on Fri Aug 21 17:20:13 2026
    Scott Lurndal wrote:
    BCFD 36 <bcfd36@cruzio.com> writes:
    I have been reading a very old anthology called "The World Turned Upside
    Down" off and on for a couple of weeks. I has a story by H. Beam Piper
    called "Omnilingual". I was less than impressed, but it had one
    distraction that annoyed me. I believe I have mentioned this distraction
    before: almost every character was smoking.

    Piper seems to have a smoking fetish. In a couple of other stories
    including Little Fuzzy, all of the characters smoke, a lot. BTW, if it
    isn't obvious, I hate smoking.

    The percentage of adults that smoked even in the 1940s was less than 45%
    no matter what Hollywood made it look like, and it went down from there.

    That number, presuming it is nationwide, probably doesn't account
    for geographical differences. In the upper midwest in the 1960s
    and 1970s, I suspect that percentage was considerably
    higher.

    I certainly don't miss smelling like an ashtray after
    visiting a bar or pub, trying to eat while breathing
    clouds of second-hand smoke in restaurants or getting
    stuck on an airplane for four hours with a bunch of smokers.


    When I went for dinner in my hotel in Fairbanks circa 1994 I asked for
    the non-smoking section. But most people there were smoking so I
    reminded the waiter that I wanted non-smoking.

    "But this is the non-smoking section", he said.

    "They why are these people allowed to smoke here?".

    "Ah, by "non-smoking" we mean "no cigars or pipes".

    I never ate there.

    British style pubs in Toronto were particularly bad in the winter. Your
    coat, scarf, gloves and had would stink of smoke for days, and there
    wasn't much you could do about it (I think I had two scarves, though).
    In the summer you could change completely.

    When smoking was banned in bars the prophets of doom/capitalism
    predicted Armageddon for the industry. Nobody would go to bars!
    Thousands would be unemployed. People would get healthier - well, not
    that one.

    Not a single one of the bars or pubs I went to closed as a result. The
    vast majority are still open today, as non-smokers filled the seats and smokers learned to hold off for a brief while.

    And I'm not coughing for hours as I leave.

    The Toronto Chess club used to be as bad or worse than any bar. Many of
    my friends there smoked. Those who did not give it up died far too soon.


    All that said, I cannot understand disliking a book because the
    characters smoke. I've enjoyed books where characters take heroin, and
    I'm not keen on that either.

    Clarke, I believe, wrote about a future in which old movies were edited
    to take out smoking. One last successful prophecy?



    But he has a large majority of his characters smoking.

    It really was part of popular culture in those days. My dad
    quit around 1969 - took up the pipe for the next 5 years,
    then quit cold turkey. His father and brother and most of
    their rural neighbors all smoked; his brother from age 9
    until his death in 1979 - even while on supplemental
    oxygen for most of the decade before he passed.

    My father took it up during the war. At age 30 he was told he could
    keep on smoking or keep on living. He went for the living.


    William Hyde


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  • From Stephen Harker@3:633/10 to All on Sat Aug 22 12:30:32 2026
    William Hyde <wthyde1953@gmail.com> writes:

    Scott Lurndal wrote:
    BCFD 36 <bcfd36@cruzio.com> writes:
    I have been reading a very old anthology called "The World Turned Upside >>> Down" off and on for a couple of weeks. I has a story by H. Beam Piper
    called "Omnilingual". I was less than impressed, but it had one
    distraction that annoyed me. I believe I have mentioned this distraction >>> before: almost every character was smoking.

    Piper seems to have a smoking fetish. In a couple of other stories
    including Little Fuzzy, all of the characters smoke, a lot. BTW, if it
    isn't obvious, I hate smoking.

    [...]



    It really was part of popular culture in those days. My dad
    quit around 1969 - took up the pipe for the next 5 years,
    then quit cold turkey. His father and brother and most of
    their rural neighbors all smoked; his brother from age 9
    until his death in 1979 - even while on supplemental
    oxygen for most of the decade before he passed.

    My father took it up during the war. At age 30 he was told he could
    keep on smoking or keep on living. He went for the living.

    My father took up smoking possibly during the war too, but gave it up
    when he married.

    I recall being rather shocked when working in the Netherlands around
    2000 to find the workplace allowed smoking in the building and, as I got
    to IRI early I used to open the window in the office to reduce the
    stench and close it when when less bad or others started to arrive (even
    in mid-winter).

    Smoking advertisements in Europe on poster-boards in the late 1990's
    was also a surprise. They had largely disappeared in Australia by then
    and workplaces were supposedly non-smoking inside buildings, I recall
    stories about Department of Health in Canberra having hordes of smoker's outside the ground-floor front having a smoke and the Department trying
    to force them to move to a different location.


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  • From Jerry Brown@3:633/10 to All on Sat Aug 22 08:46:40 2026
    On Fri, 21 Aug 2026 17:20:13 -0400, William Hyde
    <wthyde1953@gmail.com> wrote:

    <snip>

    When I went for dinner in my hotel in Fairbanks circa 1994 I asked for
    the non-smoking section. But most people there were smoking so I
    reminded the waiter that I wanted non-smoking.

    "But this is the non-smoking section", he said.

    "They why are these people allowed to smoke here?".

    "Ah, by "non-smoking" we mean "no cigars or pipes".

    I never ate there.

    "Having a no-smoking area in a restaurant is like having a no-pissing
    area in a swimming pool"

    --
    Jerry Brown

    A cat may look at a king
    (but probably won't bother)

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  • From Gary R. Schmidt@3:633/10 to All on Sat Aug 22 21:14:03 2026
    On 21/08/2026 23:48, Scott Dorsey wrote:
    [SNIP]

    I once did some contract work for a radio station and took their cart machine back to repair. It was so disgusting with tobacco residue that I ran the whole thing through the parts washer before working on it. When I returned it, the station manager was upset and insisted that wasn't his machine, because it was white and his was orange.
    --scott

    Similar story - back in the distant 1980's, a cigarette company had a minicomputer, but it was just in a room with all the terminals and all
    the ash trays on the desks, no clean room, not even a "mildly less dust
    &c" room. (I doubt any worker for that mob was I non-smoker!)

    When it would fail, they'd ring up and be sent a replacement system,
    restore from backup (ahem!) and away they'd go.

    The system that got shipped back was cleaned, revitalised, wrapped in
    plastic and bunged on the end of the loading platform, waiting for the
    next call from them requesting a replacement system.

    Cheers,
    Gary B-)

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  • From Cryptoengineer@3:633/10 to All on Sat Aug 22 09:58:51 2026
    On 8/21/2026 10:30 PM, Stephen Harker wrote:
    William Hyde <wthyde1953@gmail.com> writes:

    Scott Lurndal wrote:
    BCFD 36 <bcfd36@cruzio.com> writes:
    I have been reading a very old anthology called "The World Turned Upside >>>> Down" off and on for a couple of weeks. I has a story by H. Beam Piper >>>> called "Omnilingual". I was less than impressed, but it had one
    distraction that annoyed me. I believe I have mentioned this distraction >>>> before: almost every character was smoking.

    Piper seems to have a smoking fetish. In a couple of other stories
    including Little Fuzzy, all of the characters smoke, a lot. BTW, if it >>>> isn't obvious, I hate smoking.

    [...]



    It really was part of popular culture in those days. My dad
    quit around 1969 - took up the pipe for the next 5 years,
    then quit cold turkey. His father and brother and most of
    their rural neighbors all smoked; his brother from age 9
    until his death in 1979 - even while on supplemental
    oxygen for most of the decade before he passed.

    My father took it up during the war. At age 30 he was told he could
    keep on smoking or keep on living. He went for the living.

    My father took up smoking possibly during the war too, but gave it up
    when he married.

    I recall being rather shocked when working in the Netherlands around
    2000 to find the workplace allowed smoking in the building and, as I got
    to IRI early I used to open the window in the office to reduce the
    stench and close it when when less bad or others started to arrive (even
    in mid-winter).

    Smoking advertisements in Europe on poster-boards in the late 1990's
    was also a surprise. They had largely disappeared in Australia by then
    and workplaces were supposedly non-smoking inside buildings, I recall stories about Department of Health in Canberra having hordes of smoker's outside the ground-floor front having a smoke and the Department trying
    to force them to move to a different location.

    Over the years my workplaces moved from allowing smoking everywhere
    except the machine room, to confining it to a 'smoking room' on each
    floor (the ceiling tiles of which rapidly darkened), to a bus-shelter
    like structure outside near the door, to one well away from the door.

    Don't miss it a bit.

    pt

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  • From James Nicoll@3:633/10 to All on Sat Aug 22 14:30:37 2026
    In article <sscolm-5br.ln1@paranoia.mcleod-schmidt.id.au>,
    Gary R. Schmidt <grschmidt@acm.org> wrote:
    On 21/08/2026 23:48, Scott Dorsey wrote:
    [SNIP]

    I once did some contract work for a radio station and took their cart machine
    back to repair. It was so disgusting with tobacco residue that I ran the
    whole thing through the parts washer before working on it. When I returned >> it, the station manager was upset and insisted that wasn't his machine,
    because it was white and his was orange.
    --scott

    Similar story - back in the distant 1980's, a cigarette company had a >minicomputer, but it was just in a room with all the terminals and all
    the ash trays on the desks, no clean room, not even a "mildly less dust
    &c" room. (I doubt any worker for that mob was I non-smoker!)

    I think it was Barbarians at the Gate that mentioned that senior
    executives at RJR Nabisco were expected to smoke, to show their
    support against the Surgeon General's repost, and as a consequence
    had an amusingly high incidence of painful and premature death
    by lung cancer.
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  • From James Nicoll@3:633/10 to All on Sat Aug 22 14:36:29 2026
    In article <116c9us$16abk$1@dont-email.me>,
    Cryptoengineer <petertrei@gmail.com> wrote:
    On 8/21/2026 10:30 PM, Stephen Harker wrote:
    William Hyde <wthyde1953@gmail.com> writes:

    Scott Lurndal wrote:
    BCFD 36 <bcfd36@cruzio.com> writes:
    I have been reading a very old anthology called "The World Turned Upside >>>>> Down" off and on for a couple of weeks. I has a story by H. Beam Piper >>>>> called "Omnilingual". I was less than impressed, but it had one
    distraction that annoyed me. I believe I have mentioned this distraction >>>>> before: almost every character was smoking.

    Piper seems to have a smoking fetish. In a couple of other stories
    including Little Fuzzy, all of the characters smoke, a lot. BTW, if it >>>>> isn't obvious, I hate smoking.

    [...]



    It really was part of popular culture in those days. My dad
    quit around 1969 - took up the pipe for the next 5 years,
    then quit cold turkey. His father and brother and most of
    their rural neighbors all smoked; his brother from age 9
    until his death in 1979 - even while on supplemental
    oxygen for most of the decade before he passed.

    My father took it up during the war. At age 30 he was told he could
    keep on smoking or keep on living. He went for the living.

    My father took up smoking possibly during the war too, but gave it up
    when he married.

    I recall being rather shocked when working in the Netherlands around
    2000 to find the workplace allowed smoking in the building and, as I got
    to IRI early I used to open the window in the office to reduce the
    stench and close it when when less bad or others started to arrive (even
    in mid-winter).

    Smoking advertisements in Europe on poster-boards in the late 1990's
    was also a surprise. They had largely disappeared in Australia by then
    and workplaces were supposedly non-smoking inside buildings, I recall
    stories about Department of Health in Canberra having hordes of smoker's
    outside the ground-floor front having a smoke and the Department trying
    to force them to move to a different location.

    Over the years my workplaces moved from allowing smoking everywhere
    except the machine room, to confining it to a 'smoking room' on each
    floor (the ceiling tiles of which rapidly darkened), to a bus-shelter
    like structure outside near the door, to one well away from the door.

    Don't miss it a bit.

    The wooden benches in UW's Hagey Hall used to be spaced so that ash
    trays would fit in between them. Then buildings went smoke-free and
    more recently, the whole campus... and UWaterloo's campus is pretty
    big*.

    * This was an issue at a rehearsal I worked in July, during which I
    discovered I can tell by sound alone whether an actor pretended to
    faint as part of a role or if they just collapsed. Emergency vehicles
    are good at getting to UW but less good at getting to the correct
    building, so my job was to make sure they ended up at Modern Languages
    and not, say, Optometry on the other side of campus.

    Under other circumstances I'd have priotized giving 1st Aid but A:
    he collapsed on stage, so that was a tech issue, and B, the single
    non-cast and crew audience member was a licensed doctor.

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  • From Scott Lurndal@3:633/10 to All on Sat Aug 22 16:30:46 2026
    Cryptoengineer <petertrei@gmail.com> writes:
    On 8/21/2026 10:30 PM, Stephen Harker wrote:
    William Hyde <wthyde1953@gmail.com> writes:

    Scott Lurndal wrote:
    BCFD 36 <bcfd36@cruzio.com> writes:
    I have been reading a very old anthology called "The World Turned Upside >>>>> Down" off and on for a couple of weeks. I has a story by H. Beam Piper >>>>> called "Omnilingual". I was less than impressed, but it had one
    distraction that annoyed me. I believe I have mentioned this distraction >>>>> before: almost every character was smoking.

    Piper seems to have a smoking fetish. In a couple of other stories
    including Little Fuzzy, all of the characters smoke, a lot. BTW, if it >>>>> isn't obvious, I hate smoking.

    [...]



    It really was part of popular culture in those days. My dad
    quit around 1969 - took up the pipe for the next 5 years,
    then quit cold turkey. His father and brother and most of
    their rural neighbors all smoked; his brother from age 9
    until his death in 1979 - even while on supplemental

    Correction, 'until his death at 79 (in 2009)'

    oxygen for most of the decade before he passed.

    My father took it up during the war. At age 30 he was told he could
    keep on smoking or keep on living. He went for the living.

    My father took up smoking possibly during the war too, but gave it up
    when he married.

    I recall being rather shocked when working in the Netherlands around
    2000 to find the workplace allowed smoking in the building and, as I got
    to IRI early I used to open the window in the office to reduce the
    stench and close it when when less bad or others started to arrive (even
    in mid-winter).

    Smoking advertisements in Europe on poster-boards in the late 1990's
    was also a surprise. They had largely disappeared in Australia by then
    and workplaces were supposedly non-smoking inside buildings, I recall
    stories about Department of Health in Canberra having hordes of smoker's
    outside the ground-floor front having a smoke and the Department trying
    to force them to move to a different location.

    Over the years my workplaces moved from allowing smoking everywhere
    except the machine room, to confining it to a 'smoking room' on each
    floor (the ceiling tiles of which rapidly darkened), to a bus-shelter
    like structure outside near the door, to one well away from the door.

    I've got video from the Burroughs plant in the mid 1960s that
    show the engineers (white shirts and ties) smoking in the
    machine room and manufacturing floor.


    Don't miss it a bit.

    Agreed.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KswWJ6zvBUs

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  • From Paul S Person@3:633/10 to All on Sat Aug 22 09:31:55 2026
    On 21 Aug 2026 22:12:30 GMT, ted@loft.tnolan.com (Ted Nolan
    <tednolan>) wrote:

    In article <116afeq$l6co$1@dont-email.me>,
    William Hyde <wthyde1953@gmail.com> wrote:
    Scott Lurndal wrote:
    BCFD 36 <bcfd36@cruzio.com> writes:
    I have been reading a very old anthology called "The World Turned
    Upside
    Down" off and on for a couple of weeks. I has a story by H. Beam
    Piper
    called "Omnilingual". I was less than impressed, but it had one
    distraction that annoyed me. I believe I have mentioned this
    distraction
    before: almost every character was smoking.

    Piper seems to have a smoking fetish. In a couple of other stories
    including Little Fuzzy, all of the characters smoke, a lot. BTW, if
    it
    isn't obvious, I hate smoking.

    The percentage of adults that smoked even in the 1940s was less than
    45%
    no matter what Hollywood made it look like, and it went down from
    there.

    That number, presuming it is nationwide, probably doesn't account
    for geographical differences. In the upper midwest in the 1960s
    and 1970s, I suspect that percentage was considerably
    higher.

    I certainly don't miss smelling like an ashtray after
    visiting a bar or pub, trying to eat while breathing
    clouds of second-hand smoke in restaurants or getting
    stuck on an airplane for four hours with a bunch of smokers.


    When I went for dinner in my hotel in Fairbanks circa 1994 I asked for
    the non-smoking section. But most people there were smoking so I
    reminded the waiter that I wanted non-smoking.

    "But this is the non-smoking section", he said.

    "They why are these people allowed to smoke here?".

    "Ah, by "non-smoking" we mean "no cigars or pipes".

    I never ate there.

    British style pubs in Toronto were particularly bad in the winter.
    Your
    coat, scarf, gloves and had would stink of smoke for days, and there >>wasn't much you could do about it (I think I had two scarves, though).
    In the summer you could change completely.

    When smoking was banned in bars the prophets of doom/capitalism
    predicted Armageddon for the industry. Nobody would go to bars!
    Thousands would be unemployed. People would get healthier - well, not >>that one.

    Not a single one of the bars or pubs I went to closed as a result. The

    vast majority are still open today, as non-smokers filled the seats and

    smokers learned to hold off for a brief while.

    And I'm not coughing for hours as I leave.

    The Toronto Chess club used to be as bad or worse than any bar. Many
    of
    my friends there smoked. Those who did not give it up died far too
    soon.


    All that said, I cannot understand disliking a book because the
    characters smoke. I've enjoyed books where characters take heroin, and

    I'm not keen on that either.

    Clarke, I believe, wrote about a future in which old movies were edited

    to take out smoking. One last successful prophecy?


    It's happened. Disney edited it out of their Pecos Pete tall tale.

    IIRC, they dropped the Hatfields & McCoys segment out of another film.

    I didn' buy the movies when they came out -- I'm not interested in
    bowdlerized works of art.

    Both are out again, but but whether they are still bowdlerized I do
    not know.

    The films are /Make Mine Music/ and /Melody Time/. IIRC.
    --
    "Here lies the Tuscan poet Aretino,
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  • From William Hyde@3:633/10 to All on Sat Aug 22 15:44:53 2026
    Scott Lurndal wrote:
    Cryptoengineer <petertrei@gmail.com> writes:

    Don't miss it a bit.

    Agreed.

    I find that I cough a lot less now.

    Except in wildfire, of course. The season formerly known as summer.

    William Hyde


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  • From Lawrence D?Oliveiro@3:633/10 to All on Sun Aug 23 04:34:15 2026
    Why does that sound like a specialist piece of construction equipment?

    ?We need to run some pipes around those support beams.?

    ?What kind of beams are they??

    ?H-beams.?

    ?OK, bring up the H-Beam Piper, and let?s get to work.?

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  • From WolfFan@3:633/10 to All on Sun Aug 23 08:36:36 2026
    On Aug 20, 2026, Lynn McGuire wrote
    (in article <11686on$3ucci$1@dont-email.me>):

    On 8/20/2026 7:23 PM, Scott Dorsey wrote:
    Lynn McGuire <lynnmcguire5@gmail.com> wrote:

    I flew back from Belize to Miami, Florida in 1989 in the last row of
    Taca Airlines 737 in October 1989. The guy sitting next to me in the middle seat was smoking a Churchill Cigar the entire way. It was a horrible flight.

    That's pretty repulsive. I remember British Airways' cabin crew handing
    out complementary cigarettes to everyone on board after the meal, but a cigar is going too far. (I also remember flights with nonsmoking seating sections which were of course as full of smoke as the rest of the cabin.) --scott

    Two rows in front of me was a lady with a chicken in a cage that cackled
    the entire two ??? hour trip. I was really wondering how she was going
    to get the chicken through border control.

    My brother and I renamed Taca Airlines to Taco Airlines after that trip.

    Landing at Belize in 1989 was a real trip. No terminal and no jetway,

    no jetway is pretty standard for the British Caribbean. I think that Sangster in Jamaica, Grantly Adams in Barbados, anmd Piarco in Trinidad have jetways, but that?s about it.

    And there was a terminal; I?ve been to Belize, there?s a terminal. It?s
    the size of the terminal at Tinson Pen in Jamaica, but there?s a terminal.

    you walked down the portable stairs to the jet parking place. When we
    landed, they had just started all of the Harrier fighter jet engines to
    warm them up in their individual concrete bunkers in case the
    Nicaraguans came across the border again.

    Not Nicaragua, Guatemala. Someone said that there might be oil in part of Belize, Guatemala dusted off some. allegede old Sspanish maps that proved
    that that part belonged to them, waited for the ink to dry, and waved them around.
    And a huge helicopter was
    hovering 200 feet off the ground with four door gunners hanging off the sides. Belize was a British protectorate back then and the Brits were
    showing the flag.

    Belize (ah, British Honduras as it was then) was a British Overseas
    Territory. HM Gov in London wanted to grant them independence. The locals
    took one look at the map-waving Guatemalans and refused to go unless HM Gov took proper precautions. ?Proper precautions? was spelled ?send a
    squadron of Harriers and a battalion of Gurkhas, and use some local
    facilities for jungle warfare training for the Parachute Regiment and the Royal Marine Commandos?. Guatemala made noises about British imperialism
    and stopped waving the maps. Belize accepted independence. The Harriers are gone, but the Gurkhas, Paras, and Commandos still make visits. The helo was probably a RAF Chinook tasked with ferrying Commandos, that?s the largest
    helo in British service. Note that assorted other British infantry units have visited Belize for jungle warfare training, just not as often as the Gurkhas, Paras, and Commandos. The last Gurkha battalion to be stationed there, not just visiting, was a battalion of the Duke of Edinburgh's Own 7th Gurkha Rifles. HRH Prince Phillip knew very well who he wanted guarding him if serious shit happened. HM Gov took the Guatemalans seriously.


    Lynn



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  • From WolfFan@3:633/10 to All on Sun Aug 23 08:46:29 2026
    On Aug 20, 2026, BCFD 36 wrote
    (in article <1167fbb$3muhq$1@dont-email.me>):

    I have been reading a very old anthology called "The World Turned Upside Down" off and on for a couple of weeks. I has a story by H. Beam Piper
    called "Omnilingual". I was less than impressed, but it had one
    distraction that annoyed me. I believe I have mentioned this distraction before: almost every character was smoking.

    Piper seems to have a smoking fetish. In a couple of other stories
    including Little Fuzzy, all of the characters smoke, a lot. BTW, if it
    isn't obvious, I hate smoking.

    The percentage of adults that smoked even in the 1940s was less than 45%
    no matter what Hollywood made it look like, and it went down from there.
    But he has a large majority of his characters smoking.

    Yuck !

    It?s not just Hollywood. Gerry Anderson, who was Extremely British, had a _lot_ of smoking in his live action tv shows, particularly UFO. Go ahead, try to find a shot of Col. Freeman _without_ a ciggie. Good luck with that. Anderson also had a lot of alcohol; Commander Straker, who didn?t drink himself, had a massive drinks dispenser in his office; Col. Freeman would
    have a nice glass of something allegedly alcoholic while smoking and making a report to the Commander.


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  • From Jerry Brown@3:633/10 to All on Mon Aug 24 12:00:58 2026
    On Thu, 20 Aug 2026 12:21:41 -0700, BobbieSellers <bliss-sf4ever@dslextreme.invalid> wrote:

    On 8/20/26 11:00, BCFD 36 wrote:
    I have been reading a very old anthology called "The World Turned Upside
    Down" off and on for a couple of weeks. I has a story by H. Beam Piper
    called "Omnilingual". I was less than impressed, but it had one
    distraction that annoyed me. I believe I have mentioned this distraction
    before: almost every character was smoking.

    Piper seems to have a smoking fetish. In a couple of other stories
    including Little Fuzzy, all of the characters smoke, a lot. BTW, if it
    isn't obvious, I hate smoking.

    The percentage of adults that smoked even in the 1940s was less than 45%
    no matter what Hollywood made it look like, and it went down from there.
    But he has a large majority of his characters smoking.

    Yuck??? !

    It reflects the culture of the time. Nearly everyone adult in the
    1940s-1960s smoked.

    And later in some cases: I just reread Zelazny's "My Name is Legion"
    from 1976 and the protagonist lights up every few pages. I recall
    someone on the group (possibly the late Dorothy Heydt) mentioning that
    Zelazny would have his characters do so whenever he himself did.

    --
    Jerry Brown

    A cat may look at a king
    (but probably won't bother)

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  • From Lawrence D?Oliveiro@3:633/10 to All on Sat Sep 5 07:48:59 2026
    On Sat, 22 Aug 2026 08:46:40 +0100, Jerry Brown wrote:

    "Having a no-smoking area in a restaurant is like having a
    no-pissing area in a swimming pool"

    Public pools get worse, sometimes: try a cryptosporidium outbreak
    which requires the entire pool to be shut down while they try to
    figure out how to clean it out. It?s chlorine-resistant, I believe.

    ObOldSmokerJoke: One friend asks another why the latter doesn?t
    give up smoking.

    Friend B: ?Suppose your doctor told you you have three years to live
    if you don?t give up smoking.?
    Friend A: ?But I don?t smoke!?
    Friend B: ?Exactly! You have nothing in reserve!?

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  • From Lawrence D?Oliveiro@3:633/10 to All on Sat Sep 5 07:52:31 2026
    On Fri, 21 Aug 2026 17:20:13 -0400, William Hyde wrote:

    British style pubs in Toronto were particularly bad in the winter.
    Your coat, scarf, gloves and had would stink of smoke for days, and
    there wasn't much you could do about it (I think I had two scarves,
    though). In the summer you could change completely.

    NASA?s Apollo Mission Control was full of smokers during its operating lifetime. I think an Ars Technica article on the restoration mentions
    some of the ... deposits ... they found when opening things up ...

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  • From James Nicoll@3:633/10 to All on Sat Sep 5 12:59:18 2026
    In article <117ghnu$1aonh$2@dont-email.me>,
    Lawrence D?Oliveiro <ldo@nz.invalid> wrote:
    On Fri, 21 Aug 2026 17:20:13 -0400, William Hyde wrote:

    British style pubs in Toronto were particularly bad in the winter.
    Your coat, scarf, gloves and had would stink of smoke for days, and
    there wasn't much you could do about it (I think I had two scarves,
    though). In the summer you could change completely.

    NASA?s Apollo Mission Control was full of smokers during its operating >lifetime. I think an Ars Technica article on the restoration mentions
    some of the ... deposits ... they found when opening things up ...


    My parents were chain-smokers. When my mother died, so much tar had
    built up in the surface of her kitchen cabinets, they started seeping
    a blood-like substance.


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  • From Tony Nance@3:633/10 to All on Sat Sep 5 09:30:04 2026
    On 9/5/26 3:52 AM, Lawrence D?Oliveiro wrote:
    On Fri, 21 Aug 2026 17:20:13 -0400, William Hyde wrote:

    British style pubs in Toronto were particularly bad in the winter.
    Your coat, scarf, gloves and had would stink of smoke for days, and
    there wasn't much you could do about it (I think I had two scarves,
    though). In the summer you could change completely.

    NASA?s Apollo Mission Control was full of smokers during its operating lifetime. I think an Ars Technica article on the restoration mentions
    some of the ... deposits ... they found when opening things up ...

    Oh yes. A friend of mine worked at JSC for many years. I visited him
    once shortly after they had upgraded Mission Control, and he took me on
    a "behind the scenes" tour of the whole facility. The computers,
    consoles, furniture, etc from the old Mission Control hadn't been
    removed yet. He walked me through the storage, and once he started
    pointing out the numerous cigarette burns, yellowed plastic covers, etc
    etc etc. you could see the effects everywhere.

    Tony

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  • From Paul S Person@3:633/10 to All on Sat Sep 5 09:07:45 2026
    On Sat, 5 Sep 2026 12:59:18 -0000 (UTC), jdnicoll@panix.com (James
    Nicoll) wrote:

    In article <117ghnu$1aonh$2@dont-email.me>,
    Lawrence D?Oliveiro <ldo@nz.invalid> wrote:
    On Fri, 21 Aug 2026 17:20:13 -0400, William Hyde wrote:

    British style pubs in Toronto were particularly bad in the winter.
    Your coat, scarf, gloves and had would stink of smoke for days, and
    there wasn't much you could do about it (I think I had two scarves,
    though). In the summer you could change completely.

    NASA?s Apollo Mission Control was full of smokers during its
    operating
    lifetime. I think an Ars Technica article on the restoration mentions
    some of the ... deposits ... they found when opening things up ...


    My parents were chain-smokers. When my mother died, so much tar had
    built up in the surface of her kitchen cabinets, they started seeping
    a blood-like substance.

    Somehow, the phrase "the walls wept blood" crept into my mind when I
    read that.
    --
    "Here lies the Tuscan poet Aretino,
    Who evil spoke of everyone but God,
    Giving as his excuse, 'I never knew him.'"

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  • From Scott Lurndal@3:633/10 to All on Sun Sep 6 14:07:55 2026
    Lawrence =?iso-8859-13?q?D=FFOliveiro?= <ldo@nz.invalid> writes:
    On Sat, 22 Aug 2026 08:46:40 +0100, Jerry Brown wrote:

    "Having a no-smoking area in a restaurant is like having a
    no-pissing area in a swimming pool"

    Public pools get worse, sometimes: try a cryptosporidium outbreak
    which requires the entire pool to be shut down while they try to
    figure out how to clean it out. It?s chlorine-resistant, I believe.

    Commercial pools will actually be closed to swimming if someone throws
    an unwrapped baby ruth candy bar in the pool[*]

    [*] Once popularized by Bill Murray, I've seen it happen in real life.

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