• Bond, James Bond

    From Arthur Lipscomb@3:633/280.2 to All on Tue Aug 26 01:43:41 2025
    I have been making my way through the James Bond franchise. I thought I
    would share some thoughts on the movies I watched so far.


    I have a new 4K box set of all the Eon produced Sean Connery movies.
    All the movies have commentary tracks, but they also have new Dolby
    Atmos sound. I decided to skip the commentaries and listen to the Dolby
    Atmos tracks, but I did occasionally sample bits of the commentaries.
    The rest of the movies I have on blu-ray. They all have commentaries.
    Some I listened to the commentary, some randomly have text commentaries
    and some I just watched with movie audio while occasionally sampling the commentaries. I'll be referencing both my thoughts on some of the movies
    and the trivia from the commentaries.


    "Dr. No." and "Goldfinger" were watched, but I have no comments.

    "From Russia with Love" - While I consider myself a huge James Bond fan,
    a lot of the movies I've only ever watched 2 or 3 times, and many I only vaguely remember. "From Russia with Love" falls into the category of a
    movie I only ever saw maybe twice, and I only vaguely remember. I could
    have sworn that this movie ended with a fight scene between James Bond
    and a female villain on top of a train. I was actually looking forward
    to seeing that ending and was genuinely surprised when it didn't happen.


    In one of the Connery movies, maybe "Thunderball" I was surprised when
    Bond extorted a woman into sleeping with him. By modern standards, that
    would be rape. Thunderball is another Bond movie I've only ever seen
    maybe twice and was really unfamiliar with the plot going in.


    I already mentioned I watched the 1967 Casino Royale in a different thread.


    "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" - I've always really enjoyed this Bond movie. Was this the first Bond movie to involve Bond on skis? Bond
    skiing would definitely become a regular occurrence going forward. I
    sample a bit of the commentary and they mentioned this one had a score
    instead of a song because they didn't think it was possible to make a
    good song with "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" in the lyrics. That
    being said, I actually really like the score.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1dkxFH9hFg


    "Diamonds are Forever" - I don't have much to say about this one, other
    than I never cared much for it. I grew up watching Roger Moore's "Bond"
    and was always more of a fan of his "Bond" films.


    "Live and Let Die" the first Roger Moore movie and one of my favorites
    growing up. It doesn't really hold up that well as an adult, but I
    still like it. I watched with the cast and crew audio commentary track
    and there was lots of good bits of trivia. Yaphet Kotto, who played the
    Bond villain was on the commentary and discussed how playing a Bond
    villain went to his head. He said he started to act like James Bond,
    and for several years after the movie, he was still acting like Bond in
    real life, living a very extravagant life, until he finally came to his
    senses and stopped wasting money. Another bit of trivia that caught me
    by surprise was when they mentioned Roger Moore being in the running to
    play Bond since "Dr. No." That made *no* sense to me until they also
    said Roger Moore is actually older than Sean Connery. That blew my mind
    to hear.


    "The Man with the Golden Gun" - Another Bond flick I've only ever seen
    about twice. For some reason it always feels to me like it was the
    first Roger Moore, "Bond" movie. Maybe because both this and "Live and
    Let Die" were both released before I was born, so their release order
    didn't make a difference to me and I just never saw this one until much
    later so it felt like an earlier movie. The commentary on this one was
    really good because it had Christopher Lee himself talking about the
    making of the movie.


    "The Spy Who Loved Me" Lewis Gilbert, director of "You Only Live Twice" directed this one. The plot has Bond trying to stop an evil billionaire
    who plots to wipe out human civilization. But before Bond can stop him,
    he has to get past a henchman called "Jaws" played by Richard Kiel.
    After the movie, I thought wasn't this the same plot as "You Only Live
    Twice" and googled if it was a remake. According to google it's not a
    remake but simply has the same director. So, I learned my lesson and
    will never again question if two Bond movies have the same plot or not.


    "Moonraker" Lewis Gilbert, director of "You Only Live Twice" directed
    this one. The plot has Bond trying to stop an evil billionaire who
    plots to wipe out human civilization. But before Bond can stop him, he
    has to get past a henchman called "Jaws" played by Richard Kiel. No
    comment. OK, a few comments. This was one of my favorites growing up.
    Or at least I love the pre-title opening sequence when Bond jumps out an airplane without a parachute, beats up the bad guy and takes the bad
    guy's chute. One other thing I'll say, I was eating when they
    introduced the "Bond girl," "Dr. Holly Goodhead," I nearly spit my food
    out when they said the name.


    "For Your Eyes Only" - This one stands out to me as the first Bond I can remember watching on TV when I was a kid. I remember the pre-title
    opening where Bond kills "Blofeld" even though he's never acknowledged
    to be "Blofeld" it wouldn't be until many, many, years later before I understood the connection of who Blofeld was and why Bond killed him,
    other than the obvious self-defense. The other thing that stood out for
    me as my first Bond movie, was the wonderful theme song, and opening
    credits. That was definitely a way to get a young boy hooked on Bond.

    This has to be the very first time I have ever watched this movie and
    noticed that "M" was not in it. The actor who played him, Bernard Lee,
    had passed away. This might also be the movie where I first realized
    that Lois Maxwell who plays "Miss Moneypenny" had been reprising the
    role since "Dr. No." Because I came into the series so much later in
    life, my perspective on "Miss Moneypenny" growing up was that they
    changed the actress every other movie. I just never realized it was the
    same actress just getting older.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kNksLL0sv4


    "Never Say Never Again" - Not a "Eon" produced Bond movie, but I was
    hardly going to skip it! It was directed by the same guy who directed
    The Empire Strikes Back, how bad can it be? Sean Connery is back in
    this remake of "Thunderball" although I certainly didn't see many similarities. In spite of Bond showing his age (I'm telling you,
    Connery's Bond, *is* older than Moore's Bond!) it's still a fun outing.

    And the video game scene still holds up today. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUT5CpgYXMM

    And I still love the catchy theme song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_aJbGrgH-Y


    "Octopussy" - I have not seen this one in forever. I was really,
    really, looking forward to seeing this one again. I used to watch this
    all the time on cable when I was a kid. When they stopped airing "For
    Your Eyes Only" in constant rotation, it was replaced by "Octopussy."
    On the commentary they said the new "M" was replaced Bernard Lee was a
    friend of Roger Moore and Moore recommended him for the part. I
    honestly thought maybe the same actor played "M" for all the pre Judi
    Dench Bond movies, so this viewing is the first time I learned the
    original actor died and they replaced him half way through.

    I still remember way back when, watching both "Never Say Never Again"
    and "Octopussy" back to back on TV with the host comparing the two
    movies and the two Bonds. That was probably the first time the
    comparison was brought to my attention and I actually thought about it.
    And I'm pretty sure "Never Say Never Again" was the first time I ever
    saw a Sean Connery "Bond" movie.


    "A View to a Kill" - There's not much to say about this one. Overall, I
    guess I will finally admit, maybe, just maybe, this isn't a good Bond
    movie. OK, there I said it. But, I lived in San Francisco when they
    filmed this movie. It was a *huge* deal, especially to a 7-year-old
    child. So, it will always hold a special place in my heart.


    "The Living Daylights" - Timothy Dalton takes over as Bond. This is one
    that for whatever reason I sort of glossed over growing up. I
    definitely remember the news stories about Dalton taking over as Bond,
    but the movie itself seemed to just come and go so quickly that it never registered with me and fell through the cracks. Watching it again I
    think it holds up pretty well.


    "License to Kill" - Now this one on the other hand, it seemed to
    overshadow "The Living Daylights" perhaps because it's just so much
    better that everyone forgot "The Living Daylights" even existed. I
    think I appreciate this one much more as an adult than I ever did as a
    kid. Basically Bond goes on a rage fueled killing spree after his best
    friend Felix (David Hedison who reprised the role from "Live and Let
    Die") is fed to a shark. There is so much more that I noticed about the
    movie that I never noticed before, especially when it comes to the cast.
    The movie full of so many recognizable actors, whose names I didn't
    know in 1989, but I know today. And this might be the first time I
    noticed Benicio del Toro played a lead henchman. I *knew* I recognized
    the face, but not that the face was del Toro's.


    And that's as far as I've gotten so far. I should have the rest of the
    movies finished by the end of the month.

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  • From Rhino@3:633/280.2 to All on Tue Aug 26 03:14:21 2025
    On 2025-08-25 11:43 AM, Arthur Lipscomb wrote:
    I have been making my way through the James Bond franchise.˙ I thought I would share some thoughts on the movies I watched so far.


    I have a new 4K box set of all the Eon produced Sean Connery movies. All
    the movies have commentary tracks, but they also have new Dolby Atmos
    sound.˙ I decided to skip the commentaries and listen to the Dolby Atmos tracks, but I did occasionally sample bits of the commentaries. The rest
    of the movies I have on blu-ray.˙ They all have commentaries. Some I listened to the commentary, some randomly have text commentaries and
    some I just watched with movie audio while occasionally sampling the commentaries. I'll be referencing both my thoughts on some of the movies
    and the trivia from the commentaries.


    "Dr. No." and "Goldfinger" were watched, but I have no comments.

    "From Russia with Love" - While I consider myself a huge James Bond fan,
    a lot of the movies I've only ever watched 2 or 3 times, and many I only vaguely remember.˙ "From Russia with Love" falls into the category of a movie I only ever saw maybe twice, and I only vaguely remember.˙ I could have sworn that this movie ended with a fight scene between James Bond
    and a female villain on top of a train.˙ I was actually looking forward
    to seeing that ending and was genuinely surprised when it didn't happen.


    In one of the Connery movies, maybe "Thunderball" I was surprised when
    Bond extorted a woman into sleeping with him.˙ By modern standards, that would be rape.˙ Thunderball is another Bond movie I've only ever seen
    maybe twice and was really unfamiliar with the plot going in.


    I already mentioned I watched the 1967 Casino Royale in a different thread.


    "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" - I've always really enjoyed this Bond movie.˙ Was this the first Bond movie to involve Bond on skis?˙ Bond
    skiing would definitely become a regular occurrence going forward.˙ I
    sample a bit of the commentary and they mentioned this one had a score instead of a song because they didn't think it was possible to make a
    good song with "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" in the lyrics.˙ That
    being said, I actually really like the score.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1dkxFH9hFg


    "Diamonds are Forever" - I don't have much to say about this one, other
    than I never cared much for it.˙ I grew up watching Roger Moore's "Bond"
    and was always more of a fan of his "Bond" films.


    "Live and Let Die" the first Roger Moore movie and one of my favorites growing up.˙ It doesn't really hold up that well as an adult, but I
    still like it.˙ I watched with the cast and crew audio commentary track
    and there was lots of good bits of trivia.˙ Yaphet Kotto, who played the Bond villain was on the commentary and discussed how playing a Bond
    villain went to his head.˙ He said he started to act like James Bond,
    and for several years after the movie, he was still acting like Bond in
    real life, living a very extravagant life, until he finally came to his senses and stopped wasting money.˙ Another bit of trivia that caught me
    by surprise was when they mentioned Roger Moore being in the running to
    play Bond since "Dr. No."˙ That made *no* sense to me until they also
    said Roger Moore is actually older than Sean Connery.˙ That blew my mind
    to hear.


    "The Man with the Golden Gun" - Another Bond flick I've only ever seen
    about twice.˙ For some reason it always feels to me like it was the
    first Roger Moore, "Bond" movie.˙ Maybe because both this and "Live and
    Let Die" were both released before I was born, so their release order
    didn't make a difference to me and I just never saw this one until much later so it felt like an earlier movie.˙ The commentary on this one was really good because it had Christopher Lee himself talking about the
    making of the movie.


    "The Spy Who Loved Me" Lewis Gilbert, director of "You Only Live Twice" directed this one.˙ The plot has Bond trying to stop an evil billionaire
    who plots to wipe out human civilization.˙ But before Bond can stop him,
    he has to get past a henchman called "Jaws" played by Richard Kiel.
    After the movie, I thought wasn't this the same plot as "You Only Live Twice" and googled if it was a remake.˙ According to google it's not a remake but simply has the same director.˙ So, I learned my lesson and
    will never again question if two Bond movies have the same plot or not.


    "Moonraker" Lewis Gilbert, director of "You Only Live Twice" directed
    this one.˙ The plot has Bond trying to stop an evil billionaire who
    plots to wipe out human civilization.˙ But before Bond can stop him, he
    has to get past a henchman called "Jaws" played by Richard Kiel.˙ No comment.˙ OK, a few comments. This was one of my favorites growing up.
    Or at least I love the pre-title opening sequence when Bond jumps out an airplane without a parachute, beats up the bad guy and takes the bad
    guy's chute.˙ One other thing I'll say, I was eating when they
    introduced the "Bond girl," "Dr. Holly Goodhead," I nearly spit my food
    out when they said the name.


    "For Your Eyes Only" - This one stands out to me as the first Bond I can remember watching on TV when I was a kid.˙ I remember the pre-title
    opening where Bond kills "Blofeld" even though he's never acknowledged
    to be "Blofeld" it wouldn't be until many, many, years later before I understood the connection of who Blofeld was and why Bond killed him,
    other than the obvious self-defense.˙ The other thing that stood out for
    me as my first Bond movie, was the wonderful theme song, and opening credits.˙ That was definitely a way to get a young boy hooked on Bond.

    This has to be the very first time I have ever watched this movie and noticed that "M" was not in it.˙ The actor who played him, Bernard Lee,
    had passed away.˙ This might also be the movie where I first realized
    that Lois Maxwell who plays "Miss Moneypenny" had been reprising the
    role since "Dr. No."˙ Because I came into the series so much later in
    life, my perspective on "Miss Moneypenny" growing up was that they
    changed the actress every other movie.˙ I just never realized it was the same actress just getting older.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kNksLL0sv4

    You might be interested in knowing that Lois Maxwell was born in
    Kitchener, Ontario, Canada, a place I know quite well since it's the
    town I consider home, even if I wasn't born there. Maxwell came back to
    Canada later in life and wrote a column called Moneypenny for the
    Toronto Sun. She shared reminiscences of her film career there. I
    remember reading them a time or two but I was never a subscriber to the
    Sun so didn't see it very often.

    I wonder if anyone in Kitchener knows she's a native or if anyone has
    put up a historical plaque to commemorate her birthplace? I only just
    learned of her Kitchener connection just now when I looked her up in
    IMDB. (I *have* seen a commemorative plaque for Mary Pickford, who was actually born in Toronto, although the house is long gone. It's not unthinkable that Maxwell might be remembered similarly, although she was
    never nearly as big a star as Mary Pickford had been.) >

    "Never Say Never Again" - Not a "Eon" produced Bond movie, but I was
    hardly going to skip it!˙ It was directed by the same guy who directed
    The Empire Strikes Back, how bad can it be?˙ Sean Connery is back in
    this remake of "Thunderball" although I certainly didn't see many similarities.˙ In spite of Bond showing his age (I'm telling you,
    Connery's Bond, *is* older than Moore's Bond!) it's still a fun outing.

    And the video game scene still holds up today. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUT5CpgYXMM

    And I still love the catchy theme song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_aJbGrgH-Y


    "Octopussy" - I have not seen this one in forever.˙ I was really,
    really, looking forward to seeing this one again.˙ I used to watch this
    all the time on cable when I was a kid.˙ When they stopped airing "For
    Your Eyes Only" in constant rotation, it was replaced by "Octopussy." On
    the commentary they said the new "M" was replaced Bernard Lee was a
    friend of Roger Moore and Moore recommended him for the part.˙ I
    honestly thought maybe the same actor played "M" for all the pre Judi
    Dench Bond movies, so this viewing is the first time I learned the
    original actor died and they replaced him half way through.

    I still remember way back when, watching both "Never Say Never Again"
    and "Octopussy" back to back on TV with the host comparing the two
    movies and the two Bonds.˙ That was probably the first time the
    comparison was brought to my attention and I actually thought about it.
    And I'm pretty sure "Never Say Never Again" was the first time I ever
    saw a Sean Connery "Bond" movie.


    "A View to a Kill" - There's not much to say about this one.˙ Overall, I guess I will finally admit, maybe, just maybe, this isn't a good Bond
    movie.˙ OK, there I said it.˙ But, I lived in San Francisco when they
    filmed this movie.˙ It was a *huge* deal, especially to a 7-year-old
    child.˙ So, it will always hold a special place in my heart.


    "The Living Daylights" - Timothy Dalton takes over as Bond.˙ This is one that for whatever reason I sort of glossed over growing up.˙ I
    definitely remember the news stories about Dalton taking over as Bond,
    but the movie itself seemed to just come and go so quickly that it never registered with me and fell through the cracks.˙˙ Watching it again I
    think it holds up pretty well.


    "License to Kill" - Now this one on the other hand, it seemed to
    overshadow "The Living Daylights" perhaps because it's just so much
    better that everyone forgot "The Living Daylights" even existed.˙ I
    think I appreciate this one much more as an adult than I ever did as a
    kid.˙ Basically Bond goes on a rage fueled killing spree after his best friend Felix (David Hedison who reprised the role from "Live and Let
    Die") is fed to a shark.˙ There is so much more that I noticed about the movie that I never noticed before, especially when it comes to the cast.
    ˙The movie full of so many recognizable actors, whose names I didn't
    know in 1989, but I know today.˙ And this might be the first time I
    noticed Benicio del Toro played a lead henchman.˙ I *knew* I recognized
    the face, but not that the face was del Toro's.


    And that's as far as I've gotten so far.˙ I should have the rest of the movies finished by the end of the month.
    --
    Rhino

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  • From BTR1701@3:633/280.2 to All on Tue Aug 26 03:47:54 2025
    On Aug 25, 2025 at 8:43:41 AM PDT, "Arthur Lipscomb" <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org> wrote:

    "A View to a Kill" - There's not much to say about this one.

    The only thing you can say about it is: Tanya Roberts.



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  • From Adam H. Kerman@3:633/280.2 to All on Tue Aug 26 05:53:06 2025
    Arthur Lipscomb <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org> wrote:

    "From Russia with Love" - While I consider myself a huge James Bond fan,
    a lot of the movies I've only ever watched 2 or 3 times, and many I only >vaguely remember. "From Russia with Love" falls into the category of a >movie I only ever saw maybe twice, and I only vaguely remember. I could >have sworn that this movie ended with a fight scene between James Bond
    and a female villain on top of a train. I was actually looking forward
    to seeing that ending and was genuinely surprised when it didn't happen.

    This was a great movie. It was produced from one of the later novels
    because John F. Kennedy said publicly that he'd just read that novel and thought it would make a good movie.

    This has the epic fight with Red Grant, and damn, that was one of the
    best choreographed movie fights we've ever seen (but the fight in the
    elevator in Diamonds Are Forever, with the same stuntman, is just as
    good). Lotte Lenya was terrific as the the henchwoman. Audiences at the
    time who were too young to remember saw her made up as an evil-looking
    hag but she was truly a great beauty in her younger days.

    In one of the Connery movies, maybe "Thunderball" I was surprised when
    Bond extorted a woman into sleeping with him. By modern standards, that >would be rape. Thunderball is another Bond movie I've only ever seen
    maybe twice and was really unfamiliar with the plot going in.

    So what was your opinion of the underwater set piece action sequence?
    I've always loved it, but this movie has severe critics that the
    sequence goes on far too long and should have been better edited.

    Did you notice that, because he lost the copyright battle to Kevin
    McClory, Ian Fleming received no credit for Thunderball?

    James Bond, despite being dressed in the finest evening clothes (that transformed Sean Connery from working class to someone who could move
    around in the circles of power), is a thug. He assasinates and murders
    people, and he fails to assist at times if it could delay or derail the mission. He outright murdered Prof Dent in Dr. No. In the pre-credit
    revenge sequence in Diamonds Are Forever, which was mostly a comedy with
    high camp and farcical elements, he tortured a woman for information by strangling her with the top of her two-piece bathing suit till she was convinced to talk.

    Roger Moore used one of Q's gadgets to start stripping a woman naked,
    clearly misappropriation of British taxpayers' monies.

    But the most shocking of all was Daniel Craig romancing the neglected
    wife of the terrorist, who desperately wanted to boink him, then failing
    to do his duty and satisfy the lady. Her husband murdered her anyway. I shouldn't joke about this one as she was set up to be liked by the
    audience. Her death was upsetting and we felt her interaction with James
    Bond led to her demise and would have wanted hin to save her.

    "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" - I've always really enjoyed this Bond >movie. Was this the first Bond movie to involve Bond on skis? Bond
    skiing would definitely become a regular occurrence going forward. I
    sample a bit of the commentary and they mentioned this one had a score >instead of a song because they didn't think it was possible to make a
    good song with "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" in the lyrics. That
    being said, I actually really like the score.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1dkxFH9hFg

    Forcing the novel's title into the lyrics of the main theme was a
    terrible decision. Now, From Russia With Love and Diamonds Are Fovever
    are lyrical and do work, but plenty of the other novel titles don't work
    at all. The main theme for Dr. No has no lyrics; I'm not counting Three
    Blind Mice.

    I think it was in reaction to the idiotically stupid lyrics for
    Thunderball. Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang was written for that movie, and
    Shirley Bassey recorded it. There's also a Dionne Warwick cover of it.
    That it was rejected was a disappointment.

    Yes, the skiing sequence was a first for James Bond. Skiing in the
    tobaggan run was an incredible action sequence. The same stunt team was
    used for the excellent skiing action sequences in For Your Eyes Only.

    I will also point out that OHMSS would not have been a straight
    adaptation of the novel if Sean Connery hadn't resigned after You Only
    Live Twice. Things were in disarray. Peter Hunt, a second-unit director,
    was given the opportunity to direct. He wanted to avoid another
    Goldfinger and the excesses of YOLT, and wasn't given a production
    budget large enough to induldge in YOLT's excesses anyway.

    If it had been Connery, Hunt wouldn't have directed and it would have
    been along the lines of Goldfinger.

    The Blofeld trilogy of novels -- FRWL, OHMSS, and YOLT -- were filmed
    out of sequence. The winter that year in Switzerland was so bad they put
    off production of OHMSS and moved up production of YOLT. The audience
    was supposed to ignore Bond and Blofeld not having met. Hell, Blofeld is
    dead at the end of YOLT. Yes, I know he got better for DAF.

    "Diamonds are Forever" - I don't have much to say about this one, other
    than I never cared much for it. I grew up watching Roger Moore's "Bond"
    and was always more of a fan of his "Bond" films.

    You're supposed to ask, What happened to Lana Wood? WHy did the car flip
    in the alley? Just how the hell was putting Bond in the oil pipe
    supposed to kill him? Didn't we just see much of this plot in YOLT? What
    was the creamation scene about? And the "Alimentary, Mr. Leiter" gag
    doesn't work at all because that means that James Bond had to...

    All that being said, the broad comedy largely works. Mr. Wynt and Mr.
    Kidd steal every scene they were in. The biggest gag is seeing them
    murder so many of the intermediaries when shutting down the diamond
    smuggling pipeline, which doesn't faze the audience, but watching them
    skip away holding hands is shocking.

    "Live and Let Die" the first Roger Moore movie and one of my favorites >growing up. It doesn't really hold up that well as an adult, but I
    still like it. I watched with the cast and crew audio commentary track
    and there was lots of good bits of trivia. Yaphet Kotto, who played the >Bond villain was on the commentary and discussed how playing a Bond
    villain went to his head. He said he started to act like James Bond,
    and for several years after the movie, he was still acting like Bond in
    real life, living a very extravagant life, until he finally came to his >senses and stopped wasting money. Another bit of trivia that caught me
    by surprise was when they mentioned Roger Moore being in the running to
    play Bond since "Dr. No." That made *no* sense to me until they also
    said Roger Moore is actually older than Sean Connery. That blew my mind
    to hear.

    You have to understand that Moore was a very good friend of Albert
    Broccoli's. Also, Timothy Dalton and Pierce Brosnan was considered years earlier.

    I don't remember why Moore wasn't considered for OHMSS.

    From Broccoli's and Saltzman's perspective, it worked out that Moore
    came later. By then, he was an internationally known and well liked
    tv star thanks to The Saint.

    Interesting story about Kotto.

    What do you think about the chase in the bayou? This is criticized for
    going on way too long. This time, I agree.

    It's simply got the greatest pre-credit sequence in any James Bond
    movie.

    And you gotta ask, How were characters killed off in Dr. No resurrected
    for this movie? Once again, they didn't film the novels in the order
    they were written in.

    "The Man with the Golden Gun" - Another Bond flick I've only ever seen
    about twice. For some reason it always feels to me like it was the
    first Roger Moore, "Bond" movie. Maybe because both this and "Live and
    Let Die" were both released before I was born, so their release order
    didn't make a difference to me and I just never saw this one until much >later so it felt like an earlier movie. The commentary on this one was >really good because it had Christopher Lee himself talking about the
    making of the movie.

    Casting Lee as a villain was both obvious and brilliant. It's too bad it
    wasn't a better movie.

    This had huge problems. Fleming was dying when he wrote this. He didn't
    have a lot of new ideas and essentially redid the train sequence from
    FRWL in this novel. The novel opened with a James Bond who had lost his
    mind trying to kill Blofeld at the end of YOLT; he'd been shot and
    poisoned, as I recall, and abandoned by his service. The opening was interesting but not used in the movie.

    The draft novel needed a major rewrite that Fleming couldn't do. It
    wasn't completed. Kingsley Amis, who would be assigned to write several
    Bond novels by Fleming's estate, finished the novel to the extent it
    could be published. This and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and a short story collection with an added story that I think hadn't been published in
    Playboy were published posthumously.

    The solar energy stuff was original to the movie.

    The Mary Goodnight character doesn't work too well in the plot, but
    Britt Ekland is in a bikini and spends more time in it as her costume
    than Tiffany Case (Jill St. John) did in DAF. It's impossible to dislike
    her.

    The most serious problem is that the plot doesn't know what to do with
    Andrea Anders (Maud Adams). She's just sort of meh about whether she's Scaramanga's lover. She doesn't exactly commit to being on the side
    of, er, light. She's afraid to leave him and tries to get Bond to kill
    him for her. When Scaramanga kills her, it should have meant more to
    the audience. It doesn't help that she's gotten the Maguffin away from Scaramanga and into Bond's hands in an absurd plot development, despite
    having already been killed.

    They brought her back for Octopussy and she's the best thing in that
    movie.

    I just spotted a mean-spirited article criticizing her for having the
    nerve to turn 80 and not looking like the Swedish model and actress she
    had been in her heyday. I think she still looks good.

    After TMWTGG, Harry Saltzman sold his half of EON to United Artists. In
    part, he wanted to fuck with Broccoli, but the studio would have outbid Broccoli regardless. This action accounts for the huge gaps between
    certain Bond movies. The Heaven's Gate (1980) destroyed UA. Its
    conglomerate wanted out of movies in the worst way. Kirk Kerkorian, who
    had already bought MGM out of bankruptcy, bought UA and would merge it
    into MGM. MGM would then go bankrupt again... and again. This tied
    Bond's future to the disaster that was MGM and there were a lot of years
    that MGM just didn't have the cash for a big-budget production. This is
    why the John Glen directed Moores tended to have smaller budgets after Moonraker, although I didn't miss the excess, Timothy Dalton "played"
    James Bond for six years waiting for his third script to get produced
    (it never would be), then the very long delay when Pierce Brosnan
    wouldn't get his fifth script produced (I believe there was a script)
    and Columbia Studios financed the first two Daniel Craig's. Getting
    Columbia on board prevented them from suing MGM over Casino Royale
    rights, which Columbia owned, or maybe it didn't. It's confusing.

    "The Spy Who Loved Me" Lewis Gilbert, director of "You Only Live Twice" >directed this one. The plot has Bond trying to stop an evil billionaire
    who plots to wipe out human civilization. But before Bond can stop him,
    he has to get past a henchman called "Jaws" played by Richard Kiel.
    After the movie, I thought wasn't this the same plot as "You Only Live >Twice" and googled if it was a remake. According to google it's not a >remake but simply has the same director. So, I learned my lesson and
    will never again question if two Bond movies have the same plot or not.

    I'm with you. It's a remake. Stromberg (Curt Jurgens) is Blofeld from
    YOLT. However, he's a great villain and I don't mind. And yeah, I always confuse which aspects of the space sequences were in YOLT and Moonraker,
    and did they just substitute submarines for space craft.

    Also, Jaws is a super-human version of Oddjob.

    The movie's biggest problem was the obvious dubbing of Barbara Bach, a disservice to her as American audiences just assumed she couldn't act.
    There are recordings of her doing the Russian accent in character as
    Anya and there's a certain warmth to it.

    The second problem was John Barry was effectively fired by Broccoli.
    They brought in Marvin Hamlisch who had (undeservedly) won an Oscar for orchestrating Scott Joplin's piano rags for The Sting. Hamlisch's score
    is big orchestrated music with a disco beat. It's stuck in the movie era
    of Vinnie playing Tony in Saturday Night Fever (1977). Even though
    Barry's music is of the '60s, it's iconic. Hamlisch is derivative here.

    I like Carly Simon singing the theme song even though, yet again, the
    novel's title got forced into it.

    You may know that when Fleming sold his (remaining) adaptation rights to Saltzman and Broccoli, he did not sell them rights to this novel. They
    could use the title, only. Fleming's novel was a woman's revenge story
    that's got James Bond forced into the novel's final third. Fleming
    considered the novel to be a failure.

    The opening stunt with the parachute is just the greatest such movie
    stunt ever. Hell, the story of performing the stunt would make an
    exciting movie.

    "Moonraker" Lewis Gilbert, director of "You Only Live Twice" directed
    this one. The plot has Bond trying to stop an evil billionaire who
    plots to wipe out human civilization. But before Bond can stop him, he
    has to get past a henchman called "Jaws" played by Richard Kiel. No >comment. OK, a few comments. This was one of my favorites growing up.
    Or at least I love the pre-title opening sequence when Bond jumps out an >airplane without a parachute, beats up the bad guy and takes the bad
    guy's chute. One other thing I'll say, I was eating when they
    introduced the "Bond girl," "Dr. Holly Goodhead," I nearly spit my food
    out when they said the name.

    Oh, c'mon. You never spotted Fleming's double entendre with Pussy
    Galore, which became a triple entendre the way Connery pronounced it?

    Sorry but I despise this movie. The novel, with a plot that was stuck in
    the 1950s, was Fleming's best novel. I've always wanted the novel
    adapted straight, set in the 1950s, maybe for television.

    "For Your Eyes Only" - This one stands out to me as the first Bond I can >remember watching on TV when I was a kid. I remember the pre-title
    opening where Bond kills "Blofeld" even though he's never acknowledged
    to be "Blofeld" it wouldn't be until many, many, years later before I >understood the connection of who Blofeld was and why Bond killed him,
    other than the obvious self-defense.

    Ahem. It wasn't Blofeld. It wasn't supposed to be Blofeld. It was Kevin
    McClory being murdered as he has just filed it 923rd nuisance lawsuit.
    McClory had hired Len Deighton to write a James Bond script and Broccoli prevented him from producing it. McClory is an evil bastard (well, all producers are) but Deighton was a great writer and I would have wanted
    to see the movie. Instead, McClory produced Never Say Never Again, the Thunderball remake. McClory didn't own anything else.

    The other thing that stood out for
    me as my first Bond movie, was the wonderful theme song, and opening >credits. That was definitely a way to get a young boy hooked on Bond.

    Sheena Easton performing the song naked made it even better.

    This has to be the very first time I have ever watched this movie and >noticed that "M" was not in it. The actor who played him, Bernard Lee,
    had passed away. This might also be the movie where I first realized
    that Lois Maxwell who plays "Miss Moneypenny" had been reprising the
    role since "Dr. No." Because I came into the series so much later in
    life, my perspective on "Miss Moneypenny" growing up was that they
    changed the actress every other movie. I just never realized it was the >same actress just getting older.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kNksLL0sv4

    Even though Moonraker had a very large gross which justified its very
    high production values, the studio had no money for another MR-sized
    budget. This movie showed that you could get a hugely-entertaining Bond
    movie without the huge budget, and in my opinion, saved the series for
    the long run.

    It's sort of a remake of FRWL, and I've always joked that Bond simply
    returned the same LEKTOR.

    With regard to acting, Moore always relied upon wink wink nudge nudge
    raise the eyebrow higher back to his days playing The Saint. Well, there
    are certain scenes in this movie in which Moore isn't playing his Bond
    from TSWLM but Fleming's Bond, especially when he kicks the car the
    henchman is in off the ledge so very coldly.

    It makes you wish that Moore had had more confidence in his ability to
    act over the years.

    John Glen yelled at Moore to force him to act.

    The parrot is unforgiveable. Otherwise, this was a great movie.

    "Octopussy" - I have not seen this one in forever. I was really,
    really, looking forward to seeing this one again. . . .

    I have fond memories of this as I saw it with my father in theater when
    it first came out.

    I like Maud Adams a lot in this.

    This movie is heavily criticized for putting James Bond in a clown
    costume. The critics are wrong. The movie has a circus theme, so it's
    part of the circus theme. What, you forgot Sean Connery in the alligator
    suit in the stupid Goldfinger pre-credit sequence?

    Gaston as a supervillain doesn't quite work, and again, he has another superduper henchman. Note that the villain's backstory gets re-used for Goldeneye.

    "A View to a Kill" - There's not much to say about this one. Overall, I >guess I will finally admit, maybe, just maybe, this isn't a good Bond
    movie. OK, there I said it. But, I lived in San Francisco when they
    filmed this movie. It was a *huge* deal, especially to a 7-year-old
    child. So, it will always hold a special place in my heart.

    I've mentioned before that a long-ago Usenet poster, who was a real-life
    film editor, explained that this movie could have been saved in editing.
    There was enough good stuff to edit it into a good movie.

    Why would you have John Steed in your movie, only to kill him off early?

    Lois Maxwell as Moneypenny, a real life friend of Moore's, leaves the
    series.

    "The Living Daylights" - Timothy Dalton takes over as Bond. This is one >that for whatever reason I sort of glossed over growing up. I
    definitely remember the news stories about Dalton taking over as Bond,
    but the movie itself seemed to just come and go so quickly that it never >registered with me and fell through the cracks. Watching it again I
    think it holds up pretty well.

    Note that Broccoli did not want to recast Bond. This started out as a
    script for Moore. Then Pierce Brosnan was considered but as we know
    couldn't get out of his Remmington Steele contract, which is some
    serious fuck. If you weren't a studio executive, whose main job is to
    fuck over rival studios, but instead thought like a normal person, it
    might occur to you that if the male lead of your tv series was cast as
    the next James Bond that it would bring huge viewership to your tv
    series, you'd coordinate production schedules so he could appear in
    both. Then there was crap about not wanting a tv actor to play Bond.
    What the hell was Roger Moore?

    In any event, since they weren't doing Casino Royale at this point,
    Brosnan was too young.

    Dalton is a great actor. The script's a bit weak and his performance is
    so much better than the script. He wears evening clothes in every single
    scene.

    Walter Gotell's last time playing General Gogol. For reasons I've never understood, the character was not used in the Pierce Brosnan movies.

    "License to Kill" - Now this one on the other hand, it seemed to
    overshadow "The Living Daylights" perhaps because it's just so much
    better that everyone forgot "The Living Daylights" even existed. I
    think I appreciate this one much more as an adult than I ever did as a
    kid. Basically Bond goes on a rage fueled killing spree after his best >friend Felix (David Hedison who reprised the role from "Live and Let
    Die") is fed to a shark. There is so much more that I noticed about the >movie that I never noticed before, especially when it comes to the cast.
    The movie full of so many recognizable actors, whose names I didn't
    know in 1989, but I know today. And this might be the first time I
    noticed Benicio del Toro played a lead henchman. I *knew* I recognized
    the face, but not that the face was del Toro's.

    I love this movie. I love the set-piece chase... with tanker trucks!
    Spell it the British way! Licence! (This was controversial at the time.)

    John Glen's last time directing Bond. Robert Brown's last time playing
    M. Caroline Bliss would not return to play Moneypenny in the Brosnan
    movies. What was that asshole Wayne Newton doing in this movie?

    Felix Leiter getting married then losing his arm was from the novel
    Live and Let Die, so it made sense not to recast Leiter for the 274th time.

    You've now got six years to wait for Brosnan's movie to be released into theaters! MGM has gone bankrtupt again!

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  • From Adam H. Kerman@3:633/280.2 to All on Tue Aug 26 05:55:56 2025
    BTR1701 <atropos@mac.com> wrote:
    Aug 25, 2025 8:43:41 AM PDT Arthur Lipscomb <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org>:

    "A View to a Kill" - There's not much to say about this one.

    The only thing you can say about it is: Tanya Roberts.

    Who was She?

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  • From super70s@3:633/280.2 to All on Tue Aug 26 07:15:32 2025
    On 2025-08-25 15:43:41 +0000, Arthur Lipscomb said:

    I have been making my way through the James Bond franchise. I thought
    I would share some thoughts on the movies I watched so far.

    I have a new 4K box set of all the Eon produced Sean Connery movies.
    All the movies have commentary tracks, but they also have new Dolby
    Atmos sound. I decided to skip the commentaries and listen to the
    Dolby Atmos tracks, but I did occasionally sample bits of the
    commentaries. The rest of the movies I have on blu-ray. They all have commentaries. Some I listened to the commentary, some randomly have
    text commentaries and some I just watched with movie audio while occasionally sampling the commentaries. I'll be referencing both my
    thoughts on some of the movies and the trivia from the commentaries.

    My Bond DVD collection consists of all the Connery movies, "The Spy Who
    Loved Me," and the Craig movies with the exception of "No Time To Die"
    which I haven't gotten around to buying yet.

    "Dr. No." and "Goldfinger" were watched, but I have no comments.

    "From Russia with Love" - While I consider myself a huge James Bond
    fan, a lot of the movies I've only ever watched 2 or 3 times, and many
    I only vaguely remember. "From Russia with Love" falls into the
    category of a movie I only ever saw maybe twice, and I only vaguely remember. I could have sworn that this movie ended with a fight scene between James Bond and a female villain on top of a train. I was
    actually looking forward to seeing that ending and was genuinely
    surprised when it didn't happen.

    I believe when United Artists released "From Russia With Love" they
    bundled it with the previous year's "Dr. No," for those who didn't get
    on the Bond train at the very start. Or maybe some of the theaters in
    smaller markets like mine didn't even screen "Dr. No." in 1962. At
    least I have a vivid memory of seeing both of them together in the
    theater.

    In one of the Connery movies, maybe "Thunderball" I was surprised when
    Bond extorted a woman into sleeping with him. By modern standards,
    that would be rape. Thunderball is another Bond movie I've only ever
    seen maybe twice and was really unfamiliar with the plot going in.

    Nah she was just playing hard to get, lol. Very pretty but still not as gorgeous as Goldfinger's "golden girl."

    I already mentioned I watched the 1967 Casino Royale in a different thread.

    That's more attention than it deserves IMO, lol.

    "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" - I've always really enjoyed this
    Bond movie. Was this the first Bond movie to involve Bond on skis?
    Bond skiing would definitely become a regular occurrence going forward.

    I don't recall a previous one that involved skis. Or bobsleds, lol.

    I sample a bit of the commentary and they mentioned this one had a
    score instead of a song because they didn't think it was possible to
    make a good song with "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" in the lyrics.
    That being said, I actually really like the score.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1dkxFH9hFg

    Yes I like the score too, great John Barry opening theme. I even had
    the soundtrack on vinyl at one point.

    I remember watching this one time on ABC and they totally screwed
    around with it -- putting scenes in a different sequence and maybe even
    adding narration -- in an apparent attempt to improve it. I can't
    believe the studio consented to this.

    "Octopussy" - I have not seen this one in forever. I was really,
    really, looking forward to seeing this one again. I used to watch this
    all the time on cable when I was a kid. When they stopped airing "For
    Your Eyes Only" in constant rotation, it was replaced by "Octopussy."

    It was TBS that used to air the Bond movies regularly in the '90s,
    IIRC. TBS is pretty worthless now, at least to me. Although they (and
    sister TNT) do show some playoff basketball and baseball games I'll
    watch.


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  • From Arthur Lipscomb@3:633/280.2 to All on Tue Aug 26 11:51:56 2025
    On 8/25/2025 12:53 PM, Adam H. Kerman wrote:
    Arthur Lipscomb <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org> wrote:

    "From Russia with Love" - While I consider myself a huge James Bond fan,
    a lot of the movies I've only ever watched 2 or 3 times, and many I only
    vaguely remember. "From Russia with Love" falls into the category of a
    movie I only ever saw maybe twice, and I only vaguely remember. I could
    have sworn that this movie ended with a fight scene between James Bond
    and a female villain on top of a train. I was actually looking forward
    to seeing that ending and was genuinely surprised when it didn't happen.

    This was a great movie. It was produced from one of the later novels
    because John F. Kennedy said publicly that he'd just read that novel and thought it would make a good movie.

    This has the epic fight with Red Grant, and damn, that was one of the
    best choreographed movie fights we've ever seen (but the fight in the elevator in Diamonds Are Forever, with the same stuntman, is just as
    good). Lotte Lenya was terrific as the the henchwoman. Audiences at the
    time who were too young to remember saw her made up as an evil-looking
    hag but she was truly a great beauty in her younger days.

    In one of the Connery movies, maybe "Thunderball" I was surprised when
    Bond extorted a woman into sleeping with him. By modern standards, that
    would be rape. Thunderball is another Bond movie I've only ever seen
    maybe twice and was really unfamiliar with the plot going in.

    So what was your opinion of the underwater set piece action sequence?
    I've always loved it, but this movie has severe critics that the
    sequence goes on far too long and should have been better edited.


    The underwater sequence was OK. Going in, the underwater sequence was
    the only thing I even vaguely remembered about Thunderball.

    Did you notice that, because he lost the copyright battle to Kevin
    McClory, Ian Fleming received no credit for Thunderball?


    No. I was watching the opening credits for all the movies, but more for
    the music and visuals. I wasn't really paying attention to the cast and
    crew.

    James Bond, despite being dressed in the finest evening clothes (that transformed Sean Connery from working class to someone who could move
    around in the circles of power), is a thug. He assasinates and murders people,

    Yeah, the said almost exactly that on one of the commentary tracks. It
    might have been for this movie. LOL. But I didn't watch any of the
    Connery movies with the commentaries, only snippets for specific scenes
    I was curious what they had to say about.


    and he fails to assist at times if it could delay or derail the
    mission. He outright murdered Prof Dent in Dr. No. In the pre-credit
    revenge sequence in Diamonds Are Forever, which was mostly a comedy with
    high camp and farcical elements, he tortured a woman for information by strangling her with the top of her two-piece bathing suit till she was convinced to talk.

    Roger Moore used one of Q's gadgets to start stripping a woman naked,
    clearly misappropriation of British taxpayers' monies.


    If you are referring to the scene with the magnetic watch, they talked
    about that on the commentary. They said it was extremely difficult and uncomfortable to film. I don't get why, all they did was lower a
    zipper. But apparently to hide the mechanics of lowering the zipper in
    a confined space it was harder than it looked.

    But the most shocking of all was Daniel Craig romancing the neglected
    wife of the terrorist, who desperately wanted to boink him, then failing
    to do his duty and satisfy the lady. Her husband murdered her anyway. I shouldn't joke about this one as she was set up to be liked by the
    audience. Her death was upsetting and we felt her interaction with James
    Bond led to her demise and would have wanted hin to save her.


    I don't remember this. I should hopefully get to the Craigs really soon.

    "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" - I've always really enjoyed this Bond
    movie. Was this the first Bond movie to involve Bond on skis? Bond
    skiing would definitely become a regular occurrence going forward. I
    sample a bit of the commentary and they mentioned this one had a score
    instead of a song because they didn't think it was possible to make a
    good song with "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" in the lyrics. That
    being said, I actually really like the score.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1dkxFH9hFg

    Forcing the novel's title into the lyrics of the main theme was a
    terrible decision. Now, From Russia With Love and Diamonds Are Fovever
    are lyrical and do work, but plenty of the other novel titles don't work
    at all. The main theme for Dr. No has no lyrics; I'm not counting Three
    Blind Mice.

    I think it was in reaction to the idiotically stupid lyrics for
    Thunderball. Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang was written for that movie, and
    Shirley Bassey recorded it. There's also a Dionne Warwick cover of it.
    That it was rejected was a disappointment.


    I have a CD set of James Bond songs, with the Dionne Warwick version of
    Mr. Kiss, Kiss Bang Bang. I don't think I knew there was a Shirley
    Bassey version.


    But they could have tried lyrics for Dr. No. How about, "Doctor Nooo.
    He's the man, the man with the iron hand. A grip of death..." LOL

    Yes, the skiing sequence was a first for James Bond. Skiing in the
    tobaggan run was an incredible action sequence. The same stunt team was
    used for the excellent skiing action sequences in For Your Eyes Only.

    I will also point out that OHMSS would not have been a straight
    adaptation of the novel if Sean Connery hadn't resigned after You Only
    Live Twice.

    They mentioned on the commentary that it was a straight adaptation. I
    think they said the director wanted it that way.

    Things were in disarray. Peter Hunt, a second-unit director,
    was given the opportunity to direct. He wanted to avoid another
    Goldfinger and the excesses of YOLT, and wasn't given a production
    budget large enough to induldge in YOLT's excesses anyway.

    If it had been Connery, Hunt wouldn't have directed and it would have
    been along the lines of Goldfinger.

    The Blofeld trilogy of novels -- FRWL, OHMSS, and YOLT -- were filmed
    out of sequence. The winter that year in Switzerland was so bad they put
    off production of OHMSS and moved up production of YOLT. The audience
    was supposed to ignore Bond and Blofeld not having met. Hell, Blofeld is
    dead at the end of YOLT. Yes, I know he got better for DAF.

    "Diamonds are Forever" - I don't have much to say about this one, other
    than I never cared much for it. I grew up watching Roger Moore's "Bond"
    and was always more of a fan of his "Bond" films.

    You're supposed to ask, What happened to Lana Wood?

    Who?

    WHy did the car flip in the alley?

    Now for that scene, I went back wand rewatched with the commentary!!! LOL
    They said they didn't notice the error until after they had wrapped up
    filming and left the location and by that time it was too late to
    anything about it, so they dubbed in a line where Bond says to lean the
    other direction.


    Just how the hell was putting Bond in the oil pipe
    supposed to kill him? Didn't we just see much of this plot in YOLT? What
    was the creamation scene about? And the "Alimentary, Mr. Leiter" gag
    doesn't work at all because that means that James Bond had to...

    All that being said, the broad comedy largely works. Mr. Wynt and Mr.
    Kidd steal every scene they were in. The biggest gag is seeing them
    murder so many of the intermediaries when shutting down the diamond
    smuggling pipeline, which doesn't faze the audience, but watching them
    skip away holding hands is shocking.


    I turned the commentary on for that too. They said the actor, Bruce
    Glover (Crispin Glover's father) played a prank on Sean Connery and
    convinced him they were really gay. And Connery didn't learn the truth
    until much later after the film wrapped and he saw Glover hitting on a
    woman.


    "Live and Let Die" the first Roger Moore movie and one of my favorites
    growing up. It doesn't really hold up that well as an adult, but I
    still like it. I watched with the cast and crew audio commentary track
    and there was lots of good bits of trivia. Yaphet Kotto, who played the
    Bond villain was on the commentary and discussed how playing a Bond
    villain went to his head. He said he started to act like James Bond,
    and for several years after the movie, he was still acting like Bond in
    real life, living a very extravagant life, until he finally came to his
    senses and stopped wasting money. Another bit of trivia that caught me
    by surprise was when they mentioned Roger Moore being in the running to
    play Bond since "Dr. No." That made *no* sense to me until they also
    said Roger Moore is actually older than Sean Connery. That blew my mind
    to hear.

    You have to understand that Moore was a very good friend of Albert Broccoli's. Also, Timothy Dalton and Pierce Brosnan was considered years earlier.

    I don't remember why Moore wasn't considered for OHMSS.

    From Broccoli's and Saltzman's perspective, it worked out that Moore
    came later. By then, he was an internationally known and well liked
    tv star thanks to The Saint.

    Interesting story about Kotto.

    What do you think about the chase in the bayou? This is criticized for
    going on way too long. This time, I agree.


    Maybe it's a bit long, but I don't care.

    It's simply got the greatest pre-credit sequence in any James Bond
    movie.


    For me "Moonraker" has the best pre-credit sequence. But I do love the
    Paul McCartney theme song.

    And you gotta ask, How were characters killed off in Dr. No resurrected
    for this movie? Once again, they didn't film the novels in the order
    they were written in.


    Which character? I don't recall any particular ties to the other movies
    in this one. Although I thought the guy who drove the boat looked a
    little familiar, was that supposed to be the same character?

    "The Man with the Golden Gun" - Another Bond flick I've only ever seen
    about twice. For some reason it always feels to me like it was the
    first Roger Moore, "Bond" movie. Maybe because both this and "Live and
    Let Die" were both released before I was born, so their release order
    didn't make a difference to me and I just never saw this one until much
    later so it felt like an earlier movie. The commentary on this one was
    really good because it had Christopher Lee himself talking about the
    making of the movie.

    Casting Lee as a villain was both obvious and brilliant. It's too bad it wasn't a better movie.

    This had huge problems. Fleming was dying when he wrote this. He didn't
    have a lot of new ideas and essentially redid the train sequence from
    FRWL in this novel. The novel opened with a James Bond who had lost his
    mind trying to kill Blofeld at the end of YOLT; he'd been shot and
    poisoned, as I recall, and abandoned by his service. The opening was interesting but not used in the movie.

    The draft novel needed a major rewrite that Fleming couldn't do. It
    wasn't completed. Kingsley Amis, who would be assigned to write several
    Bond novels by Fleming's estate, finished the novel to the extent it
    could be published. This and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and a short story collection with an added story that I think hadn't been published in
    Playboy were published posthumously.


    If I'm not mistaken, I think Lee on his commentary said something along
    the lines that the plot in these movies didn't matter or make sense.
    That once you got the opening exposition out of the way the rest didn't
    really matter any more. Or words to that effect.


    The solar energy stuff was original to the movie.


    I completely missed what they were trying to do and didn't care enough
    to go back and find out.


    The Mary Goodnight character doesn't work too well in the plot, but
    Britt Ekland is in a bikini and spends more time in it as her costume
    than Tiffany Case (Jill St. John) did in DAF. It's impossible to dislike
    her.

    The most serious problem is that the plot doesn't know what to do with
    Andrea Anders

    She looks a lot like Octopussy. ;-)


    (Maud Adams). She's just sort of meh about whether she's
    Scaramanga's lover. She doesn't exactly commit to being on the side
    of, er, light. She's afraid to leave him and tries to get Bond to kill
    him for her. When Scaramanga kills her, it should have meant more to
    the audience. It doesn't help that she's gotten the Maguffin away from Scaramanga and into Bond's hands in an absurd plot development, despite having already been killed.

    They brought her back for Octopussy and she's the best thing in that
    movie.

    I just spotted a mean-spirited article criticizing her for having the
    nerve to turn 80 and not looking like the Swedish model and actress she
    had been in her heyday. I think she still looks good.

    After TMWTGG, Harry Saltzman sold his half of EON to United Artists. In
    part, he wanted to fuck with Broccoli, but the studio would have outbid Broccoli regardless. This action accounts for the huge gaps between
    certain Bond movies. The Heaven's Gate (1980) destroyed UA. Its
    conglomerate wanted out of movies in the worst way. Kirk Kerkorian, who
    had already bought MGM out of bankruptcy, bought UA and would merge it
    into MGM. MGM would then go bankrupt again... and again. This tied
    Bond's future to the disaster that was MGM and there were a lot of years
    that MGM just didn't have the cash for a big-budget production. This is
    why the John Glen directed Moores tended to have smaller budgets after Moonraker, although I didn't miss the excess, Timothy Dalton "played"
    James Bond for six years waiting for his third script to get produced
    (it never would be), then the very long delay when Pierce Brosnan
    wouldn't get his fifth script produced (I believe there was a script)
    and Columbia Studios financed the first two Daniel Craig's. Getting
    Columbia on board prevented them from suing MGM over Casino Royale
    rights, which Columbia owned, or maybe it didn't. It's confusing.

    "The Spy Who Loved Me" Lewis Gilbert, director of "You Only Live Twice"
    directed this one. The plot has Bond trying to stop an evil billionaire
    who plots to wipe out human civilization. But before Bond can stop him,
    he has to get past a henchman called "Jaws" played by Richard Kiel.
    After the movie, I thought wasn't this the same plot as "You Only Live
    Twice" and googled if it was a remake. According to google it's not a
    remake but simply has the same director. So, I learned my lesson and
    will never again question if two Bond movies have the same plot or not.

    I'm with you. It's a remake. Stromberg (Curt Jurgens) is Blofeld from
    YOLT. However, he's a great villain and I don't mind. And yeah, I always confuse which aspects of the space sequences were in YOLT and Moonraker,
    and did they just substitute submarines for space craft.

    Also, Jaws is a super-human version of Oddjob.

    The movie's biggest problem was the obvious dubbing of Barbara Bach, a disservice to her as American audiences just assumed she couldn't act.
    There are recordings of her doing the Russian accent in character as
    Anya and there's a certain warmth to it.

    The second problem was John Barry was effectively fired by Broccoli.
    They brought in Marvin Hamlisch who had (undeservedly) won an Oscar for orchestrating Scott Joplin's piano rags for The Sting. Hamlisch's score
    is big orchestrated music with a disco beat. It's stuck in the movie era
    of Vinnie playing Tony in Saturday Night Fever (1977). Even though
    Barry's music is of the '60s, it's iconic. Hamlisch is derivative here.

    I like Carly Simon singing the theme song even though, yet again, the
    novel's title got forced into it.

    You may know that when Fleming sold his (remaining) adaptation rights to Saltzman and Broccoli, he did not sell them rights to this novel. They
    could use the title, only. Fleming's novel was a woman's revenge story
    that's got James Bond forced into the novel's final third. Fleming
    considered the novel to be a failure.

    The opening stunt with the parachute is just the greatest such movie
    stunt ever. Hell, the story of performing the stunt would make an
    exciting movie.


    They mentioned briefly the guy almost died when the ski nearly hit the parachute. You can see it happen during the stunt.

    "Moonraker" Lewis Gilbert, director of "You Only Live Twice" directed
    this one. The plot has Bond trying to stop an evil billionaire who
    plots to wipe out human civilization. But before Bond can stop him, he
    has to get past a henchman called "Jaws" played by Richard Kiel. No
    comment. OK, a few comments. This was one of my favorites growing up.
    Or at least I love the pre-title opening sequence when Bond jumps out an
    airplane without a parachute, beats up the bad guy and takes the bad
    guy's chute. One other thing I'll say, I was eating when they
    introduced the "Bond girl," "Dr. Holly Goodhead," I nearly spit my food
    out when they said the name.

    Oh, c'mon. You never spotted Fleming's double entendre with Pussy
    Galore, which became a triple entendre the way Connery pronounced it?

    I didn't watch the movies in release order. I wasn't even born when the
    the Connery and a chunk of the Moore movies were released. I was only 2
    when Moonraker came out and however old I was when I saw it for the
    first time, I assure you the entredre went right over my head. LOL



    Sorry but I despise this movie. The novel, with a plot that was stuck in
    the 1950s, was Fleming's best novel. I've always wanted the novel
    adapted straight, set in the 1950s, maybe for television.

    "For Your Eyes Only" - This one stands out to me as the first Bond I can
    remember watching on TV when I was a kid. I remember the pre-title
    opening where Bond kills "Blofeld" even though he's never acknowledged
    to be "Blofeld" it wouldn't be until many, many, years later before I
    understood the connection of who Blofeld was and why Bond killed him,
    other than the obvious self-defense.

    snip

    With regard to acting, Moore always relied upon wink wink nudge nudge
    raise the eyebrow higher back to his days playing The Saint. Well, there
    are certain scenes in this movie in which Moore isn't playing his Bond
    from TSWLM but Fleming's Bond, especially when he kicks the car the
    henchman is in off the ledge so very coldly.


    Yes! I noticed that as well.

    It makes you wish that Moore had had more confidence in his ability to
    act over the years.

    John Glen yelled at Moore to force him to act.

    The parrot is unforgiveable. Otherwise, this was a great movie.

    "Octopussy" - I have not seen this one in forever. I was really,
    really, looking forward to seeing this one again. . . .

    I have fond memories of this as I saw it with my father in theater when
    it first came out.


    Because of my age and when they were released, I don't think I was ever
    taken to a Bond movie by my father. :-(

    I like Maud Adams a lot in this.

    This movie is heavily criticized for putting James Bond in a clown
    costume. The critics are wrong. The movie has a circus theme, so it's
    part of the circus theme. What, you forgot Sean Connery in the alligator
    suit in the stupid Goldfinger pre-credit sequence?


    I don't get what's to complain about. Bond in the clown costume is one
    of the most memorable aspects of the movie.

    Gaston as a supervillain doesn't quite work,

    Gaston?


    and again, he has another
    superduper henchman. Note that the villain's backstory gets re-used for Goldeneye.

    "A View to a Kill" - There's not much to say about this one. Overall, I
    guess I will finally admit, maybe, just maybe, this isn't a good Bond
    movie. OK, there I said it. But, I lived in San Francisco when they
    filmed this movie. It was a *huge* deal, especially to a 7-year-old
    child. So, it will always hold a special place in my heart.

    I've mentioned before that a long-ago Usenet poster, who was a real-life
    film editor, explained that this movie could have been saved in editing. There was enough good stuff to edit it into a good movie.

    Why would you have John Steed in your movie, only to kill him off early?


    This viewing was the first time while watching that I actually
    recognized him. Although, never seeing "The Avengers" before I
    recognized him as the actor from "Waxwork."

    Lois Maxwell as Moneypenny, a real life friend of Moore's, leaves the
    series.

    "The Living Daylights" - Timothy Dalton takes over as Bond. This is one
    that for whatever reason I sort of glossed over growing up. I
    definitely remember the news stories about Dalton taking over as Bond,
    but the movie itself seemed to just come and go so quickly that it never
    registered with me and fell through the cracks. Watching it again I
    think it holds up pretty well.

    snip

    Dalton is a great actor. The script's a bit weak and his performance is
    so much better than the script. He wears evening clothes in every single scene.

    I don't think I noticed that.


    Walter Gotell's last time playing General Gogol. For reasons I've never understood, the character was not used in the Pierce Brosnan movies.

    "License to Kill" - Now this one on the other hand, it seemed to
    overshadow "The Living Daylights" perhaps because it's just so much
    better that everyone forgot "The Living Daylights" even existed. I
    think I appreciate this one much more as an adult than I ever did as a
    kid. Basically Bond goes on a rage fueled killing spree after his best
    friend Felix (David Hedison who reprised the role from "Live and Let
    Die") is fed to a shark. There is so much more that I noticed about the
    movie that I never noticed before, especially when it comes to the cast.
    The movie full of so many recognizable actors, whose names I didn't
    know in 1989, but I know today. And this might be the first time I
    noticed Benicio del Toro played a lead henchman. I *knew* I recognized
    the face, but not that the face was del Toro's.

    I love this movie. I love the set-piece chase... with tanker trucks!
    Spell it the British way! Licence! (This was controversial at the time.)

    John Glen's last time directing Bond. Robert Brown's last time playing
    M. Caroline Bliss would not return to play Moneypenny in the Brosnan
    movies. What was that asshole Wayne Newton doing in this movie?

    Felix Leiter getting married then losing his arm was from the novel
    Live and Let Die, so it made sense not to recast Leiter for the 274th time.

    You've now got six years to wait for Brosnan's movie to be released into theaters! MGM has gone bankrtupt again!

    Brosnan was the first Bond I saw in the theaters. I was old enough to
    take myself by that point. At the time, Bond being back was a huge deal.


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  • From Arthur Lipscomb@3:633/280.2 to All on Tue Aug 26 11:52:17 2025
    On 8/25/2025 12:53 PM, Adam H. Kerman wrote:
    Arthur Lipscomb <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org> wrote:

    "From Russia with Love" - While I consider myself a huge James Bond fan,
    a lot of the movies I've only ever watched 2 or 3 times, and many I only
    vaguely remember. "From Russia with Love" falls into the category of a
    movie I only ever saw maybe twice, and I only vaguely remember. I could
    have sworn that this movie ended with a fight scene between James Bond
    and a female villain on top of a train. I was actually looking forward
    to seeing that ending and was genuinely surprised when it didn't happen.

    This was a great movie. It was produced from one of the later novels
    because John F. Kennedy said publicly that he'd just read that novel and thought it would make a good movie.

    This has the epic fight with Red Grant, and damn, that was one of the
    best choreographed movie fights we've ever seen (but the fight in the elevator in Diamonds Are Forever, with the same stuntman, is just as
    good). Lotte Lenya was terrific as the the henchwoman. Audiences at the
    time who were too young to remember saw her made up as an evil-looking
    hag but she was truly a great beauty in her younger days.

    In one of the Connery movies, maybe "Thunderball" I was surprised when
    Bond extorted a woman into sleeping with him. By modern standards, that
    would be rape. Thunderball is another Bond movie I've only ever seen
    maybe twice and was really unfamiliar with the plot going in.

    So what was your opinion of the underwater set piece action sequence?
    I've always loved it, but this movie has severe critics that the
    sequence goes on far too long and should have been better edited.


    The underwater sequence was OK. Going in, the underwater sequence was
    the only thing I even vaguely remembered about Thunderball.

    Did you notice that, because he lost the copyright battle to Kevin
    McClory, Ian Fleming received no credit for Thunderball?


    No. I was watching the opening credits for all the movies, but more for
    the music and visuals. I wasn't really paying attention to the cast and
    crew.

    James Bond, despite being dressed in the finest evening clothes (that transformed Sean Connery from working class to someone who could move
    around in the circles of power), is a thug. He assasinates and murders people,

    Yeah, the said almost exactly that on one of the commentary tracks. It
    might have been for this movie. LOL. But I didn't watch any of the
    Connery movies with the commentaries, only snippets for specific scenes
    I was curious what they had to say about.


    and he fails to assist at times if it could delay or derail the
    mission. He outright murdered Prof Dent in Dr. No. In the pre-credit
    revenge sequence in Diamonds Are Forever, which was mostly a comedy with
    high camp and farcical elements, he tortured a woman for information by strangling her with the top of her two-piece bathing suit till she was convinced to talk.

    Roger Moore used one of Q's gadgets to start stripping a woman naked,
    clearly misappropriation of British taxpayers' monies.


    If you are referring to the scene with the magnetic watch, they talked
    about that on the commentary. They said it was extremely difficult and uncomfortable to film. I don't get why, all they did was lower a
    zipper. But apparently to hide the mechanics of lowering the zipper in
    a confined space it was harder than it looked.

    But the most shocking of all was Daniel Craig romancing the neglected
    wife of the terrorist, who desperately wanted to boink him, then failing
    to do his duty and satisfy the lady. Her husband murdered her anyway. I shouldn't joke about this one as she was set up to be liked by the
    audience. Her death was upsetting and we felt her interaction with James
    Bond led to her demise and would have wanted hin to save her.


    I don't remember this. I should hopefully get to the Craigs really soon.

    "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" - I've always really enjoyed this Bond
    movie. Was this the first Bond movie to involve Bond on skis? Bond
    skiing would definitely become a regular occurrence going forward. I
    sample a bit of the commentary and they mentioned this one had a score
    instead of a song because they didn't think it was possible to make a
    good song with "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" in the lyrics. That
    being said, I actually really like the score.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1dkxFH9hFg

    Forcing the novel's title into the lyrics of the main theme was a
    terrible decision. Now, From Russia With Love and Diamonds Are Fovever
    are lyrical and do work, but plenty of the other novel titles don't work
    at all. The main theme for Dr. No has no lyrics; I'm not counting Three
    Blind Mice.

    I think it was in reaction to the idiotically stupid lyrics for
    Thunderball. Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang was written for that movie, and
    Shirley Bassey recorded it. There's also a Dionne Warwick cover of it.
    That it was rejected was a disappointment.


    I have a CD set of James Bond songs, with the Dionne Warwick version of
    Mr. Kiss, Kiss Bang Bang. I don't think I knew there was a Shirley
    Bassey version.


    But they could have tried lyrics for Dr. No. How about, "Doctor Nooo.
    He's the man, the man with the iron hand. A grip of death..." LOL

    Yes, the skiing sequence was a first for James Bond. Skiing in the
    tobaggan run was an incredible action sequence. The same stunt team was
    used for the excellent skiing action sequences in For Your Eyes Only.

    I will also point out that OHMSS would not have been a straight
    adaptation of the novel if Sean Connery hadn't resigned after You Only
    Live Twice.

    They mentioned on the commentary that it was a straight adaptation. I
    think they said the director wanted it that way.

    Things were in disarray. Peter Hunt, a second-unit director,
    was given the opportunity to direct. He wanted to avoid another
    Goldfinger and the excesses of YOLT, and wasn't given a production
    budget large enough to induldge in YOLT's excesses anyway.

    If it had been Connery, Hunt wouldn't have directed and it would have
    been along the lines of Goldfinger.

    The Blofeld trilogy of novels -- FRWL, OHMSS, and YOLT -- were filmed
    out of sequence. The winter that year in Switzerland was so bad they put
    off production of OHMSS and moved up production of YOLT. The audience
    was supposed to ignore Bond and Blofeld not having met. Hell, Blofeld is
    dead at the end of YOLT. Yes, I know he got better for DAF.

    "Diamonds are Forever" - I don't have much to say about this one, other
    than I never cared much for it. I grew up watching Roger Moore's "Bond"
    and was always more of a fan of his "Bond" films.

    You're supposed to ask, What happened to Lana Wood?

    Who?

    WHy did the car flip in the alley?

    Now for that scene, I went back wand rewatched with the commentary!!! LOL
    They said they didn't notice the error until after they had wrapped up
    filming and left the location and by that time it was too late to
    anything about it, so they dubbed in a line where Bond says to lean the
    other direction.


    Just how the hell was putting Bond in the oil pipe
    supposed to kill him? Didn't we just see much of this plot in YOLT? What
    was the creamation scene about? And the "Alimentary, Mr. Leiter" gag
    doesn't work at all because that means that James Bond had to...

    All that being said, the broad comedy largely works. Mr. Wynt and Mr.
    Kidd steal every scene they were in. The biggest gag is seeing them
    murder so many of the intermediaries when shutting down the diamond
    smuggling pipeline, which doesn't faze the audience, but watching them
    skip away holding hands is shocking.


    I turned the commentary on for that too. They said the actor, Bruce
    Glover (Crispin Glover's father) played a prank on Sean Connery and
    convinced him they were really gay. And Connery didn't learn the truth
    until much later after the film wrapped and he saw Glover hitting on a
    woman.


    "Live and Let Die" the first Roger Moore movie and one of my favorites
    growing up. It doesn't really hold up that well as an adult, but I
    still like it. I watched with the cast and crew audio commentary track
    and there was lots of good bits of trivia. Yaphet Kotto, who played the
    Bond villain was on the commentary and discussed how playing a Bond
    villain went to his head. He said he started to act like James Bond,
    and for several years after the movie, he was still acting like Bond in
    real life, living a very extravagant life, until he finally came to his
    senses and stopped wasting money. Another bit of trivia that caught me
    by surprise was when they mentioned Roger Moore being in the running to
    play Bond since "Dr. No." That made *no* sense to me until they also
    said Roger Moore is actually older than Sean Connery. That blew my mind
    to hear.

    You have to understand that Moore was a very good friend of Albert Broccoli's. Also, Timothy Dalton and Pierce Brosnan was considered years earlier.

    I don't remember why Moore wasn't considered for OHMSS.

    From Broccoli's and Saltzman's perspective, it worked out that Moore
    came later. By then, he was an internationally known and well liked
    tv star thanks to The Saint.

    Interesting story about Kotto.

    What do you think about the chase in the bayou? This is criticized for
    going on way too long. This time, I agree.


    Maybe it's a bit long, but I don't care.

    It's simply got the greatest pre-credit sequence in any James Bond
    movie.


    For me "Moonraker" has the best pre-credit sequence. But I do love the
    Paul McCartney theme song.

    And you gotta ask, How were characters killed off in Dr. No resurrected
    for this movie? Once again, they didn't film the novels in the order
    they were written in.


    Which character? I don't recall any particular ties to the other movies
    in this one. Although I thought the guy who drove the boat looked a
    little familiar, was that supposed to be the same character?

    "The Man with the Golden Gun" - Another Bond flick I've only ever seen
    about twice. For some reason it always feels to me like it was the
    first Roger Moore, "Bond" movie. Maybe because both this and "Live and
    Let Die" were both released before I was born, so their release order
    didn't make a difference to me and I just never saw this one until much
    later so it felt like an earlier movie. The commentary on this one was
    really good because it had Christopher Lee himself talking about the
    making of the movie.

    Casting Lee as a villain was both obvious and brilliant. It's too bad it wasn't a better movie.

    This had huge problems. Fleming was dying when he wrote this. He didn't
    have a lot of new ideas and essentially redid the train sequence from
    FRWL in this novel. The novel opened with a James Bond who had lost his
    mind trying to kill Blofeld at the end of YOLT; he'd been shot and
    poisoned, as I recall, and abandoned by his service. The opening was interesting but not used in the movie.

    The draft novel needed a major rewrite that Fleming couldn't do. It
    wasn't completed. Kingsley Amis, who would be assigned to write several
    Bond novels by Fleming's estate, finished the novel to the extent it
    could be published. This and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and a short story collection with an added story that I think hadn't been published in
    Playboy were published posthumously.


    If I'm not mistaken, I think Lee on his commentary said something along
    the lines that the plot in these movies didn't matter or make sense.
    That once you got the opening exposition out of the way the rest didn't
    really matter any more. Or words to that effect.


    The solar energy stuff was original to the movie.


    I completely missed what they were trying to do and didn't care enough
    to go back and find out.


    The Mary Goodnight character doesn't work too well in the plot, but
    Britt Ekland is in a bikini and spends more time in it as her costume
    than Tiffany Case (Jill St. John) did in DAF. It's impossible to dislike
    her.

    The most serious problem is that the plot doesn't know what to do with
    Andrea Anders

    She looks a lot like Octopussy. ;-)


    (Maud Adams). She's just sort of meh about whether she's
    Scaramanga's lover. She doesn't exactly commit to being on the side
    of, er, light. She's afraid to leave him and tries to get Bond to kill
    him for her. When Scaramanga kills her, it should have meant more to
    the audience. It doesn't help that she's gotten the Maguffin away from Scaramanga and into Bond's hands in an absurd plot development, despite having already been killed.

    They brought her back for Octopussy and she's the best thing in that
    movie.

    I just spotted a mean-spirited article criticizing her for having the
    nerve to turn 80 and not looking like the Swedish model and actress she
    had been in her heyday. I think she still looks good.

    After TMWTGG, Harry Saltzman sold his half of EON to United Artists. In
    part, he wanted to fuck with Broccoli, but the studio would have outbid Broccoli regardless. This action accounts for the huge gaps between
    certain Bond movies. The Heaven's Gate (1980) destroyed UA. Its
    conglomerate wanted out of movies in the worst way. Kirk Kerkorian, who
    had already bought MGM out of bankruptcy, bought UA and would merge it
    into MGM. MGM would then go bankrupt again... and again. This tied
    Bond's future to the disaster that was MGM and there were a lot of years
    that MGM just didn't have the cash for a big-budget production. This is
    why the John Glen directed Moores tended to have smaller budgets after Moonraker, although I didn't miss the excess, Timothy Dalton "played"
    James Bond for six years waiting for his third script to get produced
    (it never would be), then the very long delay when Pierce Brosnan
    wouldn't get his fifth script produced (I believe there was a script)
    and Columbia Studios financed the first two Daniel Craig's. Getting
    Columbia on board prevented them from suing MGM over Casino Royale
    rights, which Columbia owned, or maybe it didn't. It's confusing.

    "The Spy Who Loved Me" Lewis Gilbert, director of "You Only Live Twice"
    directed this one. The plot has Bond trying to stop an evil billionaire
    who plots to wipe out human civilization. But before Bond can stop him,
    he has to get past a henchman called "Jaws" played by Richard Kiel.
    After the movie, I thought wasn't this the same plot as "You Only Live
    Twice" and googled if it was a remake. According to google it's not a
    remake but simply has the same director. So, I learned my lesson and
    will never again question if two Bond movies have the same plot or not.

    I'm with you. It's a remake. Stromberg (Curt Jurgens) is Blofeld from
    YOLT. However, he's a great villain and I don't mind. And yeah, I always confuse which aspects of the space sequences were in YOLT and Moonraker,
    and did they just substitute submarines for space craft.

    Also, Jaws is a super-human version of Oddjob.

    The movie's biggest problem was the obvious dubbing of Barbara Bach, a disservice to her as American audiences just assumed she couldn't act.
    There are recordings of her doing the Russian accent in character as
    Anya and there's a certain warmth to it.

    The second problem was John Barry was effectively fired by Broccoli.
    They brought in Marvin Hamlisch who had (undeservedly) won an Oscar for orchestrating Scott Joplin's piano rags for The Sting. Hamlisch's score
    is big orchestrated music with a disco beat. It's stuck in the movie era
    of Vinnie playing Tony in Saturday Night Fever (1977). Even though
    Barry's music is of the '60s, it's iconic. Hamlisch is derivative here.

    I like Carly Simon singing the theme song even though, yet again, the
    novel's title got forced into it.

    You may know that when Fleming sold his (remaining) adaptation rights to Saltzman and Broccoli, he did not sell them rights to this novel. They
    could use the title, only. Fleming's novel was a woman's revenge story
    that's got James Bond forced into the novel's final third. Fleming
    considered the novel to be a failure.

    The opening stunt with the parachute is just the greatest such movie
    stunt ever. Hell, the story of performing the stunt would make an
    exciting movie.


    They mentioned briefly the guy almost died when the ski nearly hit the parachute. You can see it happen during the stunt.

    "Moonraker" Lewis Gilbert, director of "You Only Live Twice" directed
    this one. The plot has Bond trying to stop an evil billionaire who
    plots to wipe out human civilization. But before Bond can stop him, he
    has to get past a henchman called "Jaws" played by Richard Kiel. No
    comment. OK, a few comments. This was one of my favorites growing up.
    Or at least I love the pre-title opening sequence when Bond jumps out an
    airplane without a parachute, beats up the bad guy and takes the bad
    guy's chute. One other thing I'll say, I was eating when they
    introduced the "Bond girl," "Dr. Holly Goodhead," I nearly spit my food
    out when they said the name.

    Oh, c'mon. You never spotted Fleming's double entendre with Pussy
    Galore, which became a triple entendre the way Connery pronounced it?

    I didn't watch the movies in release order. I wasn't even born when the
    the Connery and a chunk of the Moore movies were released. I was only 2
    when Moonraker came out and however old I was when I saw it for the
    first time, I assure you the entredre went right over my head. LOL



    Sorry but I despise this movie. The novel, with a plot that was stuck in
    the 1950s, was Fleming's best novel. I've always wanted the novel
    adapted straight, set in the 1950s, maybe for television.

    "For Your Eyes Only" - This one stands out to me as the first Bond I can
    remember watching on TV when I was a kid. I remember the pre-title
    opening where Bond kills "Blofeld" even though he's never acknowledged
    to be "Blofeld" it wouldn't be until many, many, years later before I
    understood the connection of who Blofeld was and why Bond killed him,
    other than the obvious self-defense.

    snip

    With regard to acting, Moore always relied upon wink wink nudge nudge
    raise the eyebrow higher back to his days playing The Saint. Well, there
    are certain scenes in this movie in which Moore isn't playing his Bond
    from TSWLM but Fleming's Bond, especially when he kicks the car the
    henchman is in off the ledge so very coldly.


    Yes! I noticed that as well.

    It makes you wish that Moore had had more confidence in his ability to
    act over the years.

    John Glen yelled at Moore to force him to act.

    The parrot is unforgiveable. Otherwise, this was a great movie.

    "Octopussy" - I have not seen this one in forever. I was really,
    really, looking forward to seeing this one again. . . .

    I have fond memories of this as I saw it with my father in theater when
    it first came out.


    Because of my age and when they were released, I don't think I was ever
    taken to a Bond movie by my father. :-(

    I like Maud Adams a lot in this.

    This movie is heavily criticized for putting James Bond in a clown
    costume. The critics are wrong. The movie has a circus theme, so it's
    part of the circus theme. What, you forgot Sean Connery in the alligator
    suit in the stupid Goldfinger pre-credit sequence?


    I don't get what's to complain about. Bond in the clown costume is one
    of the most memorable aspects of the movie.

    Gaston as a supervillain doesn't quite work,

    Gaston?


    and again, he has another
    superduper henchman. Note that the villain's backstory gets re-used for Goldeneye.

    "A View to a Kill" - There's not much to say about this one. Overall, I
    guess I will finally admit, maybe, just maybe, this isn't a good Bond
    movie. OK, there I said it. But, I lived in San Francisco when they
    filmed this movie. It was a *huge* deal, especially to a 7-year-old
    child. So, it will always hold a special place in my heart.

    I've mentioned before that a long-ago Usenet poster, who was a real-life
    film editor, explained that this movie could have been saved in editing. There was enough good stuff to edit it into a good movie.

    Why would you have John Steed in your movie, only to kill him off early?


    This viewing was the first time while watching that I actually
    recognized him. Although, never seeing "The Avengers" before I
    recognized him as the actor from "Waxwork."

    Lois Maxwell as Moneypenny, a real life friend of Moore's, leaves the
    series.

    "The Living Daylights" - Timothy Dalton takes over as Bond. This is one
    that for whatever reason I sort of glossed over growing up. I
    definitely remember the news stories about Dalton taking over as Bond,
    but the movie itself seemed to just come and go so quickly that it never
    registered with me and fell through the cracks. Watching it again I
    think it holds up pretty well.

    snip

    Dalton is a great actor. The script's a bit weak and his performance is
    so much better than the script. He wears evening clothes in every single scene.

    I don't think I noticed that.


    Walter Gotell's last time playing General Gogol. For reasons I've never understood, the character was not used in the Pierce Brosnan movies.

    "License to Kill" - Now this one on the other hand, it seemed to
    overshadow "The Living Daylights" perhaps because it's just so much
    better that everyone forgot "The Living Daylights" even existed. I
    think I appreciate this one much more as an adult than I ever did as a
    kid. Basically Bond goes on a rage fueled killing spree after his best
    friend Felix (David Hedison who reprised the role from "Live and Let
    Die") is fed to a shark. There is so much more that I noticed about the
    movie that I never noticed before, especially when it comes to the cast.
    The movie full of so many recognizable actors, whose names I didn't
    know in 1989, but I know today. And this might be the first time I
    noticed Benicio del Toro played a lead henchman. I *knew* I recognized
    the face, but not that the face was del Toro's.

    I love this movie. I love the set-piece chase... with tanker trucks!
    Spell it the British way! Licence! (This was controversial at the time.)

    John Glen's last time directing Bond. Robert Brown's last time playing
    M. Caroline Bliss would not return to play Moneypenny in the Brosnan
    movies. What was that asshole Wayne Newton doing in this movie?

    Felix Leiter getting married then losing his arm was from the novel
    Live and Let Die, so it made sense not to recast Leiter for the 274th time.

    You've now got six years to wait for Brosnan's movie to be released into theaters! MGM has gone bankrtupt again!

    Brosnan was the first Bond I saw in the theaters. I was old enough to
    take myself by that point. At the time, Bond being back was a huge deal.


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  • From Adam H. Kerman@3:633/280.2 to All on Tue Aug 26 13:59:40 2025
    Arthur Lipscomb <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org> wrote:
    8/25/2025 12:53 PM, Adam H. Kerman wrote:
    Arthur Lipscomb <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org> wrote:

    "Diamonds are Forever" - I don't have much to say about this one, other >>>than I never cared much for it. I grew up watching Roger Moore's "Bond" >>>and was always more of a fan of his "Bond" films.

    You're supposed to ask, What happened to Lana Wood?

    Who?

    "I'm Plenty. Plenty O'Toole." She vanishes from the movie and then
    someone tells Bond she's been murdered. There's a big scene that got cut
    from the movie.

    And you gotta ask, How were characters killed off in Dr. No resurrected
    for this movie? Once again, they didn't film the novels in the order
    they were written in.

    Which character?

    Quarrel. The character got replaced by Quarrel Junior. There's another character from the novels I've forgotten.

    I don't recall any particular ties to the other movies
    in this one. Although I thought the guy who drove the boat looked a
    little familiar, was that supposed to be the same character?

    It should been, yes.

    Gaston as a supervillain doesn't quite work,

    Gaston?

    Louis Jordan's most famous character, from Gigi

    . . .

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  • From Adam H. Kerman@3:633/280.2 to All on Tue Aug 26 15:11:58 2025
    Arthur Lipscomb <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org> wrote:
    On 8/25/2025 12:53 PM, Adam H. Kerman wrote:

    . . .

    Forcing the novel's title into the lyrics of the main theme was a
    terrible decision. Now, From Russia With Love and Diamonds Are Fovever
    are lyrical and do work, but plenty of the other novel titles don't work
    at all. The main theme for Dr. No has no lyrics; I'm not counting Three >>Blind Mice.

    I think it was in reaction to the idiotically stupid lyrics for >>Thunderball. Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang was written for that movie, and >>Shirley Bassey recorded it. There's also a Dionne Warwick cover of it.
    That it was rejected was a disappointment.

    I have a CD set of James Bond songs, with the Dionne Warwick version of
    Mr. Kiss, Kiss Bang Bang. I don't think I knew there was a Shirley
    Bassey version.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d91d8p7rry0

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  • From Arthur Lipscomb@3:633/280.2 to All on Tue Aug 26 15:28:29 2025
    On 8/25/2025 8:59 PM, Adam H. Kerman wrote:
    Arthur Lipscomb <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org> wrote:
    8/25/2025 12:53 PM, Adam H. Kerman wrote:
    Arthur Lipscomb <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org> wrote:

    "Diamonds are Forever" - I don't have much to say about this one, other >>>> than I never cared much for it. I grew up watching Roger Moore's "Bond" >>>> and was always more of a fan of his "Bond" films.

    You're supposed to ask, What happened to Lana Wood?

    Who?

    "I'm Plenty. Plenty O'Toole." She vanishes from the movie and then
    someone tells Bond she's been murdered. There's a big scene that got cut
    from the movie.

    And you gotta ask, How were characters killed off in Dr. No resurrected
    for this movie? Once again, they didn't film the novels in the order
    they were written in.

    Which character?

    Quarrel. The character got replaced by Quarrel Junior. There's another character from the novels I've forgotten.

    I don't recall any particular ties to the other movies
    in this one. Although I thought the guy who drove the boat looked a
    little familiar, was that supposed to be the same character?

    It should been, yes.

    Gaston as a supervillain doesn't quite work,

    Gaston?

    Louis Jordan's most famous character, from Gigi

    . . .

    Oh! I was thinking of the Disney's Beauty and the Beast. To mean Louis Jordan will always be Anton Arcane from "Swamp Thing."

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  • From Arthur Lipscomb@3:633/280.2 to All on Tue Aug 26 15:32:57 2025
    On 8/25/2025 10:11 PM, Adam H. Kerman wrote:
    Arthur Lipscomb <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org> wrote:
    On 8/25/2025 12:53 PM, Adam H. Kerman wrote:

    . . .

    Forcing the novel's title into the lyrics of the main theme was a
    terrible decision. Now, From Russia With Love and Diamonds Are Fovever
    are lyrical and do work, but plenty of the other novel titles don't work >>> at all. The main theme for Dr. No has no lyrics; I'm not counting Three
    Blind Mice.

    I think it was in reaction to the idiotically stupid lyrics for
    Thunderball. Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang was written for that movie, and
    Shirley Bassey recorded it. There's also a Dionne Warwick cover of it.
    That it was rejected was a disappointment.

    I have a CD set of James Bond songs, with the Dionne Warwick version of
    Mr. Kiss, Kiss Bang Bang. I don't think I knew there was a Shirley
    Bassey version.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d91d8p7rry0

    Thanks! Interesting, but I'm so use to the Dionne Warwick version that
    this version sounds wrong. And the music in the Bassey version sounds a
    bit more...jazzy.

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  • From Adam H. Kerman@3:633/280.2 to All on Tue Aug 26 16:50:08 2025
    Arthur Lipscomb <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org> wrote:
    On 8/25/2025 10:11 PM, Adam H. Kerman wrote:
    Arthur Lipscomb <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org> wrote:
    On 8/25/2025 12:53 PM, Adam H. Kerman wrote:

    . . .

    Forcing the novel's title into the lyrics of the main theme was a
    terrible decision. Now, From Russia With Love and Diamonds Are Fovever >>>> are lyrical and do work, but plenty of the other novel titles don't work >>>> at all. The main theme for Dr. No has no lyrics; I'm not counting Three >>>> Blind Mice.

    I think it was in reaction to the idiotically stupid lyrics for
    Thunderball. Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang was written for that movie, and
    Shirley Bassey recorded it. There's also a Dionne Warwick cover of it. >>>> That it was rejected was a disappointment.

    I have a CD set of James Bond songs, with the Dionne Warwick version of
    Mr. Kiss, Kiss Bang Bang. I don't think I knew there was a Shirley
    Bassey version.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d91d8p7rry0

    Thanks! Interesting, but I'm so use to the Dionne Warwick version that
    this version sounds wrong. And the music in the Bassey version sounds a
    bit more...jazzy.

    Yes although it's still obviously arranged for Barry's orchestra for the
    movie soundtrack. But Warwick's arrangement incorporates more hints of
    the James Bond Theme. Maybe Warwick's would have worked a touch better
    for the movie soundtrack.

    I just rewatched the opening credits to hear Tom Jones singing the theme actually used in the movie. There's nothing wrong with her performance,
    but the lyrics are terrible.

    I take it back. I did spot Fleming's credit twice but he is not given
    sole credit for the novel which was written as a screenplay for McClory,
    but being the fraud he was, McClory couldn't finance it. Fleming
    released it as a novel failing to buy out McClory's rights or at least
    buying adaptation rights. Those who are familiar with the copyright infringement case have pointed ouit that FLeming really did write the
    whole damn thing, and then spent way too much of the last two years of
    his life, dying of tuberculosis, fighting McClory in court.

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  • From Dimensional Traveler@3:633/280.2 to All on Wed Aug 27 00:44:28 2025
    On 8/25/2025 8:59 PM, Adam H. Kerman wrote:
    Arthur Lipscomb <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org> wrote:
    8/25/2025 12:53 PM, Adam H. Kerman wrote:
    Arthur Lipscomb <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org> wrote:

    "Diamonds are Forever" - I don't have much to say about this one, other >>>> than I never cared much for it. I grew up watching Roger Moore's "Bond" >>>> and was always more of a fan of his "Bond" films.

    You're supposed to ask, What happened to Lana Wood?

    Who?

    "I'm Plenty. Plenty O'Toole." She vanishes from the movie and then
    someone tells Bond she's been murdered. There's a big scene that got cut
    from the movie.

    First she got thrown out of the high rise into a pool. (The mobster who ordered it told Bond he didn't know there was a pool there.) A cut
    scene was filmed that showed her coming back into the room while he's
    seducing Tiffany Case (Jill St. John). Then when Bond is waiting for
    Case at her house, O'Toole's body is in the pool there.

    (I watched the 50th anniversary box set plus the last two movies just a
    couple months ago.)

    And you gotta ask, How were characters killed off in Dr. No resurrected
    for this movie? Once again, they didn't film the novels in the order
    they were written in.

    Which character?

    Quarrel. The character got replaced by Quarrel Junior. There's another character from the novels I've forgotten.

    I don't recall any particular ties to the other movies
    in this one. Although I thought the guy who drove the boat looked a
    little familiar, was that supposed to be the same character?

    It should been, yes.

    Gaston as a supervillain doesn't quite work,

    Gaston?

    Louis Jordan's most famous character, from Gigi

    . . .
    In general none of the movies were straight adaptations of the books. Especially after Connery Eon would use the books as inspiration for
    their own stories to film. A number of the extras I watched showed the Broccoli children talking about that.

    --
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    dirty old man.

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  • From Adam H. Kerman@3:633/280.2 to All on Wed Aug 27 01:57:51 2025
    Dimensional Traveler <dtravel@sonic.net> wrote:

    In general none of the movies were straight adaptations of the books. >Especially after Connery Eon would use the books as inspiration for
    their own stories to film. A number of the extras I watched showed the >Broccoli children talking about that.

    Of course I agree. Even Thunderball had a few changes despite having started life as a movie script. On Her Majesty's Secret Service and Dr. No had
    changes but both were nearly straight adaptations.

    The most important change was making SPECTRE the all-purpose villain.
    SPECTRE was in Thunderball, only, and not in the two later books in the
    Blofeld trilogy. Technically EON had no rights for this expanded use of
    SPECTRE and McClory kept suing so SPECTRE was dropped after Diamonds Are Forever, till the Daniel Craig movie.

    From Russia With Love failed to keep the Russians at the main enemy,
    which was really stupid considering the plot. They became fake Russians fronting for SPECTRE.

    Goldfinger threw out quite a lot of Fleming's plot... for the better as
    it was one of the weaker novels. It made for a very entertaining movie.

    Plot elements from the short stories got moved around. The auction scene
    in Octopussy was from "Property of a Lady" (a short story in the
    Octopussy collection), for instance.

    The movies with heavy science fiction and space elements -- You Only
    Live Twice, Diamonds Are Forever, The Spy Who Loved Me, and Moonraker --
    were essentially written directly for the screen with minor bits of
    FLeming plots kept.

    After the Moore era, they had used all of the titles of novels and nearly
    all the short story titles. Quantum of Solace (one of the worst Bond
    movies) was used as the title of a Craig movie, and The Living Daylights
    was used as a title in the Dalton era.

    Refreshing my memory, in the For Your Eyes Only collection, the story
    titles Risico (characters used in the movie FYEO) and The Hildebrand Rarity (characters used in Licence to Kill movie) have not been used as movie
    titles. The third edition of the Octopussy collection also has "007 in
    New York", which is kind of about Bond warning another spy but just
    wandering around New York.

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  • From Arthur Lipscomb@3:633/280.2 to All on Wed Aug 27 14:07:57 2025
    On 8/26/2025 8:57 AM, Adam H. Kerman wrote:
    Dimensional Traveler <dtravel@sonic.net> wrote:

    In general none of the movies were straight adaptations of the books.
    Especially after Connery Eon would use the books as inspiration for
    their own stories to film. A number of the extras I watched showed the
    Broccoli children talking about that.

    Of course I agree. Even Thunderball had a few changes despite having started life as a movie script. On Her Majesty's Secret Service and Dr. No had changes but both were nearly straight adaptations.

    The most important change was making SPECTRE the all-purpose villain.
    SPECTRE was in Thunderball, only, and not in the two later books in the Blofeld trilogy. Technically EON had no rights for this expanded use of SPECTRE and McClory kept suing so SPECTRE was dropped after Diamonds Are Forever, till the Daniel Craig movie.

    From Russia With Love failed to keep the Russians at the main enemy,
    which was really stupid considering the plot. They became fake Russians fronting for SPECTRE.

    Goldfinger threw out quite a lot of Fleming's plot... for the better as
    it was one of the weaker novels. It made for a very entertaining movie.


    Yeah, but the one thing that always bugged me about "Goldfinger" is Bond communicates Goldfinger's plan to the CIA. And the CIA then
    communicates this to the government / military. They all agree that
    they will allow Goldfinger to gas them, on the assumption that the gas
    will be swapped out for something nonlethal. Then on top of that
    everyone will (presumably without practice) faint in unison when the
    plane flies overhead. And the fake fainting in unison also has to be communicated to any random civilians or visitors who may happen to be on
    the base that day. And presumably they communicate the plan back to
    Bond so he's in on it. And it all happens off screen, except for of
    course the fake fainting in unison.

    I don't know. That scene takes a whole heck of a lot of willing
    suspension of disbelief.


    Plot elements from the short stories got moved around. The auction scene
    in Octopussy was from "Property of a Lady" (a short story in the
    Octopussy collection), for instance.


    Wait, the actually book was called "Octopussy?"

    The movies with heavy science fiction and space elements -- You Only
    Live Twice, Diamonds Are Forever, The Spy Who Loved Me, and Moonraker --
    were essentially written directly for the screen with minor bits of
    FLeming plots kept.

    After the Moore era, they had used all of the titles of novels and nearly
    all the short story titles. Quantum of Solace (one of the worst Bond
    movies) was used as the title of a Craig movie, and The Living Daylights
    was used as a title in the Dalton era.

    Refreshing my memory, in the For Your Eyes Only collection, the story
    titles Risico (characters used in the movie FYEO) and The Hildebrand Rarity (characters used in Licence to Kill movie) have not been used as movie titles. The third edition of the Octopussy collection also has "007 in
    New York", which is kind of about Bond warning another spy but just
    wandering around New York.


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  • From Adam H. Kerman@3:633/280.2 to All on Wed Aug 27 16:52:51 2025
    Arthur Lipscomb <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org> wrote:
    On 8/26/2025 8:57 AM, Adam H. Kerman wrote:
    Dimensional Traveler <dtravel@sonic.net> wrote:

    In general none of the movies were straight adaptations of the books. >>>Especially after Connery Eon would use the books as inspiration for
    their own stories to film. A number of the extras I watched showed the >>>Broccoli children talking about that.

    Of course I agree. Even Thunderball had a few changes despite having started >>life as a movie script. On Her Majesty's Secret Service and Dr. No had >>changes but both were nearly straight adaptations.

    The most important change was making SPECTRE the all-purpose villain. >>SPECTRE was in Thunderball, only, and not in the two later books in the >>Blofeld trilogy. Technically EON had no rights for this expanded use of >>SPECTRE and McClory kept suing so SPECTRE was dropped after Diamonds Are >>Forever, till the Daniel Craig movie.

    From Russia With Love failed to keep the Russians at the main enemy,
    which was really stupid considering the plot. They became fake Russians >>fronting for SPECTRE.

    Goldfinger threw out quite a lot of Fleming's plot... for the better as
    it was one of the weaker novels. It made for a very entertaining movie.

    Yeah, but the one thing that always bugged me about "Goldfinger" is Bond >communicates Goldfinger's plan to the CIA. And the CIA then
    communicates this to the government / military. They all agree that
    they will allow Goldfinger to gas them, on the assumption that the gas
    will be swapped out for something nonlethal. Then on top of that
    everyone will (presumably without practice) faint in unison when the
    plane flies overhead. And the fake fainting in unison also has to be >communicated to any random civilians or visitors who may happen to be on
    the base that day. And presumably they communicate the plan back to
    Bond so he's in on it. And it all happens off screen, except for of
    course the fake fainting in unison.

    I don't know. That scene takes a whole heck of a lot of willing
    suspension of disbelief.

    You are absolutely right, but the novel's plot was worse.

    Those are real servicemen on active duty serving the needs of a movie production and not getting paid as extras.

    Plot elements from the short stories got moved around. The auction scene
    in Octopussy was from "Property of a Lady" (a short story in the
    Octopussy collection), for instance.

    Wait, the actually book was called "Octopussy?"

    Yes, it's a Fleming title.

    There were two short story collections, For Your Eyes Only and
    Octopussy. The collection names are also one of the stories in each
    collection. If you track down Octopussy, you have to look for the third
    edition which has more short stories in it.

    . . .

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  • From anim8rfsk@3:633/280.2 to All on Fri Aug 29 10:24:51 2025
    anim8rfsk <no_email@invalid.invalid> wrote:
    Dimensional Traveler <dtravel@sonic.net> wrote:
    On 8/25/2025 8:59 PM, Adam H. Kerman wrote:
    Arthur Lipscomb <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org> wrote:
    8/25/2025 12:53 PM, Adam H. Kerman wrote:
    Arthur Lipscomb <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org> wrote:

    "Diamonds are Forever" - I don't have much to say about this one, other >>>>>> than I never cared much for it. I grew up watching Roger Moore's "Bond" >>>>>> and was always more of a fan of his "Bond" films.

    You're supposed to ask, What happened to Lana Wood?

    Who?

    "I'm Plenty. Plenty O'Toole." She vanishes from the movie and then
    someone tells Bond she's been murdered. There's a big scene that got cut >>> from the movie.

    First she got thrown out of the high rise into a pool. (The mobster who
    ordered it told Bond he didn't know there was a pool there.)

    What kind of wood doesn’t float?

    A cut
    scene was filmed that showed her coming back into the room while he's
    seducing Tiffany Case (Jill St. John). Then when Bond is waiting for
    Case at her house, O'Toole's body is in the pool there.


    So who killed her and why?

    And does Tiffany case have a house in Las Vegas?


    (I watched the 50th anniversary box set plus the last two movies just a
    couple months ago.)

    And you gotta ask, How were characters killed off in Dr. No resurrected >>>>> for this movie? Once again, they didn't film the novels in the order >>>>> they were written in.

    Which character?

    Quarrel. The character got replaced by Quarrel Junior. There's another
    character from the novels I've forgotten.

    I don't recall any particular ties to the other movies
    in this one. Although I thought the guy who drove the boat looked a
    little familiar, was that supposed to be the same character?

    It should been, yes.

    Gaston as a supervillain doesn't quite work,

    Gaston?

    Louis Jordan's most famous character, from Gigi

    . . .
    In general none of the movies were straight adaptations of the books.
    Especially after Connery Eon would use the books as inspiration for
    their own stories to film. A number of the extras I watched showed the
    Broccoli children talking about that.







    --
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  • From anim8rfsk@3:633/280.2 to All on Fri Aug 29 10:24:52 2025
    anim8rfsk <no_email@invalid.invalid> wrote:
    Arthur Lipscomb <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org> wrote:
    On 8/25/2025 8:59 PM, Adam H. Kerman wrote:
    Arthur Lipscomb <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org> wrote:
    8/25/2025 12:53 PM, Adam H. Kerman wrote:
    Arthur Lipscomb <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org> wrote:

    "Diamonds are Forever" - I don't have much to say about this one, other >>>>>> than I never cared much for it. I grew up watching Roger Moore's "Bond" >>>>>> and was always more of a fan of his "Bond" films.

    You're supposed to ask, What happened to Lana Wood?

    Who?

    "I'm Plenty. Plenty O'Toole." She vanishes from the movie and then
    someone tells Bond she's been murdered. There's a big scene that got cut >>> from the movie.

    And you gotta ask, How were characters killed off in Dr. No resurrected >>>>> for this movie? Once again, they didn't film the novels in the order >>>>> they were written in.

    Which character?

    Quarrel. The character got replaced by Quarrel Junior. There's another
    character from the novels I've forgotten.

    I don't recall any particular ties to the other movies
    in this one. Although I thought the guy who drove the boat looked a
    little familiar, was that supposed to be the same character?

    It should been, yes.

    Gaston as a supervillain doesn't quite work,

    Gaston?

    Louis Jordan's most famous character, from Gigi

    . . .

    Oh! I was thinking of the Disney's Beauty and the Beast. To mean Louis
    Jordan will always be Anton Arcane from "Swamp Thing."


    To me, he’ll always be the most faithful version of Dracula.




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  • From anim8rfsk@3:633/280.2 to All on Fri Aug 29 10:24:52 2025
    anim8rfsk <no_email@invalid.invalid> wrote:
    Arthur Lipscomb <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org> wrote:
    On 8/25/2025 12:53 PM, Adam H. Kerman wrote:
    Arthur Lipscomb <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org> wrote:

    "From Russia with Love" - While I consider myself a huge James Bond fan, >>>> a lot of the movies I've only ever watched 2 or 3 times, and many I only >>>> vaguely remember. "From Russia with Love" falls into the category of a >>>> movie I only ever saw maybe twice, and I only vaguely remember. I could >>>> have sworn that this movie ended with a fight scene between James Bond >>>> and a female villain on top of a train. I was actually looking forward >>>> to seeing that ending and was genuinely surprised when it didn't happen. >>>
    This was a great movie. It was produced from one of the later novels
    because John F. Kennedy said publicly that he'd just read that novel and >>> thought it would make a good movie.

    This has the epic fight with Red Grant, and damn, that was one of the
    best choreographed movie fights we've ever seen (but the fight in the
    elevator in Diamonds Are Forever, with the same stuntman, is just as
    good). Lotte Lenya was terrific as the the henchwoman. Audiences at the
    time who were too young to remember saw her made up as an evil-looking
    hag but she was truly a great beauty in her younger days.

    In one of the Connery movies, maybe "Thunderball" I was surprised when >>>> Bond extorted a woman into sleeping with him. By modern standards, that >>>> would be rape. Thunderball is another Bond movie I've only ever seen
    maybe twice and was really unfamiliar with the plot going in.

    So what was your opinion of the underwater set piece action sequence?
    I've always loved it, but this movie has severe critics that the
    sequence goes on far too long and should have been better edited.


    The underwater sequence was OK. Going in, the underwater sequence was
    the only thing I even vaguely remembered about Thunderball.

    Did you notice that, because he lost the copyright battle to Kevin
    McClory, Ian Fleming received no credit for Thunderball?


    No. I was watching the opening credits for all the movies, but more for
    the music and visuals. I wasn't really paying attention to the cast and
    crew.

    James Bond, despite being dressed in the finest evening clothes (that
    transformed Sean Connery from working class to someone who could move
    around in the circles of power), is a thug. He assasinates and murders
    people,

    Yeah, the said almost exactly that on one of the commentary tracks. It
    might have been for this movie. LOL. But I didn't watch any of the
    Connery movies with the commentaries, only snippets for specific scenes
    I was curious what they had to say about.


    and he fails to assist at times if it could delay or derail the
    mission. He outright murdered Prof Dent in Dr. No. In the pre-credit
    revenge sequence in Diamonds Are Forever, which was mostly a comedy with >>> high camp and farcical elements, he tortured a woman for information by
    strangling her with the top of her two-piece bathing suit till she was
    convinced to talk.

    Roger Moore used one of Q's gadgets to start stripping a woman naked,
    clearly misappropriation of British taxpayers' monies.


    If you are referring to the scene with the magnetic watch, they talked
    about that on the commentary. They said it was extremely difficult and
    uncomfortable to film. I don't get why, all they did was lower a
    zipper. But apparently to hide the mechanics of lowering the zipper in
    a confined space it was harder than it looked.

    But the most shocking of all was Daniel Craig romancing the neglected
    wife of the terrorist, who desperately wanted to boink him, then failing >>> to do his duty and satisfy the lady. Her husband murdered her anyway. I
    shouldn't joke about this one as she was set up to be liked by the
    audience. Her death was upsetting and we felt her interaction with James >>> Bond led to her demise and would have wanted hin to save her.


    I don't remember this. I should hopefully get to the Craigs really soon.

    "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" - I've always really enjoyed this Bond >>>> movie. Was this the first Bond movie to involve Bond on skis? Bond
    skiing would definitely become a regular occurrence going forward. I
    sample a bit of the commentary and they mentioned this one had a score >>>> instead of a song because they didn't think it was possible to make a
    good song with "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" in the lyrics. That
    being said, I actually really like the score.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1dkxFH9hFg

    Forcing the novel's title into the lyrics of the main theme was a
    terrible decision. Now, From Russia With Love and Diamonds Are Fovever
    are lyrical and do work, but plenty of the other novel titles don't work >>> at all. The main theme for Dr. No has no lyrics; I'm not counting Three
    Blind Mice.

    I think it was in reaction to the idiotically stupid lyrics for
    Thunderball. Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang was written for that movie, and
    Shirley Bassey recorded it. There's also a Dionne Warwick cover of it.
    That it was rejected was a disappointment.


    I have a CD set of James Bond songs, with the Dionne Warwick version of
    Mr. Kiss, Kiss Bang Bang. I don't think I knew there was a Shirley
    Bassey version.


    But they could have tried lyrics for Dr. No. How about, "Doctor Nooo.
    He's the man, the man with the iron hand. A grip of death..." LOL

    Yes, the skiing sequence was a first for James Bond. Skiing in the
    tobaggan run was an incredible action sequence. The same stunt team was
    used for the excellent skiing action sequences in For Your Eyes Only.

    I will also point out that OHMSS would not have been a straight
    adaptation of the novel if Sean Connery hadn't resigned after You Only
    Live Twice.

    They mentioned on the commentary that it was a straight adaptation. I
    think they said the director wanted it that way.

    Things were in disarray. Peter Hunt, a second-unit director,
    was given the opportunity to direct. He wanted to avoid another
    Goldfinger and the excesses of YOLT, and wasn't given a production
    budget large enough to induldge in YOLT's excesses anyway.

    If it had been Connery, Hunt wouldn't have directed and it would have
    been along the lines of Goldfinger.

    The Blofeld trilogy of novels -- FRWL, OHMSS, and YOLT -- were filmed
    out of sequence. The winter that year in Switzerland was so bad they put >>> off production of OHMSS and moved up production of YOLT. The audience
    was supposed to ignore Bond and Blofeld not having met. Hell, Blofeld is >>> dead at the end of YOLT. Yes, I know he got better for DAF.

    "Diamonds are Forever" - I don't have much to say about this one, other >>>> than I never cared much for it. I grew up watching Roger Moore's "Bond" >>>> and was always more of a fan of his "Bond" films.

    You're supposed to ask, What happened to Lana Wood?

    Who?

    WHy did the car flip in the alley?

    Now for that scene, I went back wand rewatched with the commentary!!! LOL >> They said they didn't notice the error until after they had wrapped up
    filming and left the location and by that time it was too late to
    anything about it, so they dubbed in a line where Bond says to lean the
    other direction.

    They always say that in interviews and yet there’s a shot where they actually show the car reversing directions from the inside.





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  • From anim8rfsk@3:633/280.2 to All on Fri Aug 29 10:24:53 2025
    anim8rfsk <no_email@invalid.invalid> wrote:
    Arthur Lipscomb <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org> wrote:
    On 8/26/2025 8:57 AM, Adam H. Kerman wrote:
    Dimensional Traveler <dtravel@sonic.net> wrote:

    In general none of the movies were straight adaptations of the books.
    Especially after Connery Eon would use the books as inspiration for
    their own stories to film. A number of the extras I watched showed the >>>> Broccoli children talking about that.

    Of course I agree. Even Thunderball had a few changes despite having started
    life as a movie script. On Her Majesty's Secret Service and Dr. No had
    changes but both were nearly straight adaptations.

    The most important change was making SPECTRE the all-purpose villain.
    SPECTRE was in Thunderball, only, and not in the two later books in the
    Blofeld trilogy. Technically EON had no rights for this expanded use of
    SPECTRE and McClory kept suing so SPECTRE was dropped after Diamonds Are >>> Forever, till the Daniel Craig movie.

    From Russia With Love failed to keep the Russians at the main enemy,
    which was really stupid considering the plot. They became fake Russians
    fronting for SPECTRE.

    Goldfinger threw out quite a lot of Fleming's plot... for the better as
    it was one of the weaker novels. It made for a very entertaining movie.


    Yeah, but the one thing that always bugged me about "Goldfinger" is Bond
    communicates Goldfinger's plan to the CIA. And the CIA then
    communicates this to the government / military. They all agree that
    they will allow Goldfinger to gas them, on the assumption that the gas
    will be swapped out for something nonlethal. Then on top of that
    everyone will (presumably without practice) faint in unison when the
    plane flies overhead. And the fake fainting in unison also has to be
    communicated to any random civilians or visitors who may happen to be on
    the base that day. And presumably they communicate the plan back to
    Bond so he's in on it. And it all happens off screen, except for of
    course the fake fainting in unison.

    I don't know. That scene takes a whole heck of a lot of willing
    suspension of disbelief.


    Plot elements from the short stories got moved around. The auction scene >>> in Octopussy was from "Property of a Lady" (a short story in the
    Octopussy collection), for instance.


    Wait, the actually book was called "Octopussy?"


    Actually, the full title is

    Octopussy and The Living Daylights

    Wikipedia elaborates

    The book originally contained two stories, "Octopussy" and "The Living Daylights"; subsequent editions also included "The Property of a Lady" and then "007 in New York".

    The movies with heavy science fiction and space elements -- You Only
    Live Twice, Diamonds Are Forever, The Spy Who Loved Me, and Moonraker -- >>> were essentially written directly for the screen with minor bits of
    FLeming plots kept.

    After the Moore era, they had used all of the titles of novels and nearly >>> all the short story titles. Quantum of Solace (one of the worst Bond
    movies) was used as the title of a Craig movie, and The Living Daylights >>> was used as a title in the Dalton era.

    Refreshing my memory, in the For Your Eyes Only collection, the story
    titles Risico (characters used in the movie FYEO) and The Hildebrand Rarity >>> (characters used in Licence to Kill movie) have not been used as movie
    titles. The third edition of the Octopussy collection also has "007 in
    New York", which is kind of about Bond warning another spy but just
    wandering around New York.








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  • From The Horny Goat@3:633/280.2 to All on Fri Aug 29 12:00:40 2025
    On Mon, 25 Aug 2025 08:43:41 -0700, Arthur Lipscomb <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org> wrote:

    "Live and Let Die" the first Roger Moore movie and one of my favorites >growing up. It doesn't really hold up that well as an adult, but I
    still like it. I watched with the cast and crew audio commentary track
    and there was lots of good bits of trivia. Yaphet Kotto, who played the >Bond villain was on the commentary and discussed how playing a Bond
    villain went to his head. He said he started to act like James Bond,
    and for several years after the movie, he was still acting like Bond in
    real life, living a very extravagant life, until he finally came to his >senses and stopped wasting money. Another bit of trivia that caught me
    by surprise was when they mentioned Roger Moore being in the running to
    play Bond since "Dr. No." That made *no* sense to me until they also
    said Roger Moore is actually older than Sean Connery. That blew my mind
    to hear.

    That was one of the first Bond movies I saw and mostly remember Jane
    Seymour most especially her seduction by Roger Moore.

    Hard to believe that was my high school grad year!

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  • From anim8rfsk@3:633/280.2 to All on Sat Aug 30 03:33:30 2025
    Arthur Lipscomb <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org> wrote:
    On 8/26/2025 8:57 AM, Adam H. Kerman wrote:
    Dimensional Traveler <dtravel@sonic.net> wrote:

    In general none of the movies were straight adaptations of the books.
    Especially after Connery Eon would use the books as inspiration for
    their own stories to film. A number of the extras I watched showed the
    Broccoli children talking about that.

    Of course I agree. Even Thunderball had a few changes despite having started >> life as a movie script. On Her Majesty's Secret Service and Dr. No had
    changes but both were nearly straight adaptations.

    The most important change was making SPECTRE the all-purpose villain.
    SPECTRE was in Thunderball, only, and not in the two later books in the
    Blofeld trilogy. Technically EON had no rights for this expanded use of
    SPECTRE and McClory kept suing so SPECTRE was dropped after Diamonds Are
    Forever, till the Daniel Craig movie.

    From Russia With Love failed to keep the Russians at the main enemy,
    which was really stupid considering the plot. They became fake Russians
    fronting for SPECTRE.

    Goldfinger threw out quite a lot of Fleming's plot... for the better as
    it was one of the weaker novels. It made for a very entertaining movie.


    Yeah, but the one thing that always bugged me about "Goldfinger" is Bond communicates Goldfinger's plan to the CIA. And the CIA then
    communicates this to the government / military. They all agree that
    they will allow Goldfinger to gas them, on the assumption that the gas
    will be swapped out for something nonlethal. Then on top of that
    everyone will (presumably without practice) faint in unison when the
    plane flies overhead. And the fake fainting in unison also has to be communicated to any random civilians or visitors who may happen to be on
    the base that day. And presumably they communicate the plan back to
    Bond so he's in on it. And it all happens off screen, except for of
    course the fake fainting in unison.

    I always thought bond substituted knockout gas



    I don't know. That scene takes a whole heck of a lot of willing
    suspension of disbelief.


    Plot elements from the short stories got moved around. The auction scene
    in Octopussy was from "Property of a Lady" (a short story in the
    Octopussy collection), for instance.


    Wait, the actually book was called "Octopussy?"

    The movies with heavy science fiction and space elements -- You Only
    Live Twice, Diamonds Are Forever, The Spy Who Loved Me, and Moonraker --
    were essentially written directly for the screen with minor bits of
    FLeming plots kept.

    After the Moore era, they had used all of the titles of novels and nearly
    all the short story titles. Quantum of Solace (one of the worst Bond
    movies) was used as the title of a Craig movie, and The Living Daylights
    was used as a title in the Dalton era.

    Refreshing my memory, in the For Your Eyes Only collection, the story
    titles Risico (characters used in the movie FYEO) and The Hildebrand Rarity >> (characters used in Licence to Kill movie) have not been used as movie
    titles. The third edition of the Octopussy collection also has "007 in
    New York", which is kind of about Bond warning another spy but just
    wandering around New York.





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  • From Arthur Lipscomb@3:633/280.2 to All on Sat Aug 30 10:30:11 2025
    On 8/29/2025 10:33 AM, anim8rfsk wrote:
    Arthur Lipscomb <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org> wrote:
    On 8/26/2025 8:57 AM, Adam H. Kerman wrote:
    Dimensional Traveler <dtravel@sonic.net> wrote:

    In general none of the movies were straight adaptations of the books.
    Especially after Connery Eon would use the books as inspiration for
    their own stories to film. A number of the extras I watched showed the >>>> Broccoli children talking about that.

    Of course I agree. Even Thunderball had a few changes despite having started
    life as a movie script. On Her Majesty's Secret Service and Dr. No had
    changes but both were nearly straight adaptations.

    The most important change was making SPECTRE the all-purpose villain.
    SPECTRE was in Thunderball, only, and not in the two later books in the
    Blofeld trilogy. Technically EON had no rights for this expanded use of
    SPECTRE and McClory kept suing so SPECTRE was dropped after Diamonds Are >>> Forever, till the Daniel Craig movie.

    From Russia With Love failed to keep the Russians at the main enemy,
    which was really stupid considering the plot. They became fake Russians
    fronting for SPECTRE.

    Goldfinger threw out quite a lot of Fleming's plot... for the better as
    it was one of the weaker novels. It made for a very entertaining movie.


    Yeah, but the one thing that always bugged me about "Goldfinger" is Bond
    communicates Goldfinger's plan to the CIA. And the CIA then
    communicates this to the government / military. They all agree that
    they will allow Goldfinger to gas them, on the assumption that the gas
    will be swapped out for something nonlethal. Then on top of that
    everyone will (presumably without practice) faint in unison when the
    plane flies overhead. And the fake fainting in unison also has to be
    communicated to any random civilians or visitors who may happen to be on
    the base that day. And presumably they communicate the plan back to
    Bond so he's in on it. And it all happens off screen, except for of
    course the fake fainting in unison.

    I always thought bond substituted knockout gas



    Um, where did Bond get the knockout gas from?

    And if it's not too much trouble, I have one more question. How did he replace the real stuff with the knockout gas without anyone noticing,
    and where did he store the reason gas where no one would notice, after
    he replaced it?

    OK, maybe that was two more questions. And since I'm asking questions,
    if I could ask just one more. Those canisters were pretty large, and presumably heavy. Even if Bond had a nearby source of fake gas and
    somewhere to hide the real gas after he swapped it out, how in the world
    did he ever lift the fake and real canisters to make this swap without
    either using heavy equipment or Goldfinger's henchman?

    I'm sorry, if I could ask just one more question. So did the fake gas
    come in canisters that looked exactly like the real gas or did no one
    notice the swap? :-)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYgUPD2khtw



    I don't know. That scene takes a whole heck of a lot of willing
    suspension of disbelief.


    Plot elements from the short stories got moved around. The auction scene >>> in Octopussy was from "Property of a Lady" (a short story in the
    Octopussy collection), for instance.


    Wait, the actually book was called "Octopussy?"

    The movies with heavy science fiction and space elements -- You Only
    Live Twice, Diamonds Are Forever, The Spy Who Loved Me, and Moonraker -- >>> were essentially written directly for the screen with minor bits of
    FLeming plots kept.

    After the Moore era, they had used all of the titles of novels and nearly >>> all the short story titles. Quantum of Solace (one of the worst Bond
    movies) was used as the title of a Craig movie, and The Living Daylights >>> was used as a title in the Dalton era.

    Refreshing my memory, in the For Your Eyes Only collection, the story
    titles Risico (characters used in the movie FYEO) and The Hildebrand Rarity >>> (characters used in Licence to Kill movie) have not been used as movie
    titles. The third edition of the Octopussy collection also has "007 in
    New York", which is kind of about Bond warning another spy but just
    wandering around New York.







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  • From Dimensional Traveler@3:633/280.2 to All on Sat Aug 30 10:48:36 2025
    On 8/29/2025 10:33 AM, anim8rfsk wrote:
    Arthur Lipscomb <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org> wrote:
    On 8/26/2025 8:57 AM, Adam H. Kerman wrote:
    Dimensional Traveler <dtravel@sonic.net> wrote:

    In general none of the movies were straight adaptations of the books.
    Especially after Connery Eon would use the books as inspiration for
    their own stories to film. A number of the extras I watched showed the >>>> Broccoli children talking about that.

    Of course I agree. Even Thunderball had a few changes despite having started
    life as a movie script. On Her Majesty's Secret Service and Dr. No had
    changes but both were nearly straight adaptations.

    The most important change was making SPECTRE the all-purpose villain.
    SPECTRE was in Thunderball, only, and not in the two later books in the
    Blofeld trilogy. Technically EON had no rights for this expanded use of
    SPECTRE and McClory kept suing so SPECTRE was dropped after Diamonds Are >>> Forever, till the Daniel Craig movie.

    From Russia With Love failed to keep the Russians at the main enemy,
    which was really stupid considering the plot. They became fake Russians
    fronting for SPECTRE.

    Goldfinger threw out quite a lot of Fleming's plot... for the better as
    it was one of the weaker novels. It made for a very entertaining movie.


    Yeah, but the one thing that always bugged me about "Goldfinger" is Bond
    communicates Goldfinger's plan to the CIA. And the CIA then
    communicates this to the government / military. They all agree that
    they will allow Goldfinger to gas them, on the assumption that the gas
    will be swapped out for something nonlethal. Then on top of that
    everyone will (presumably without practice) faint in unison when the
    plane flies overhead. And the fake fainting in unison also has to be
    communicated to any random civilians or visitors who may happen to be on
    the base that day. And presumably they communicate the plan back to
    Bond so he's in on it. And it all happens off screen, except for of
    course the fake fainting in unison.

    I always thought bond substituted knockout gas

    No, he substituted something harmless for the poison gas.

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  • From anim8rfsk@3:633/280.2 to All on Sat Aug 30 12:15:32 2025
    Dimensional Traveler <dtravel@sonic.net> wrote:
    On 8/29/2025 10:33 AM, anim8rfsk wrote:
    Arthur Lipscomb <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org> wrote:
    On 8/26/2025 8:57 AM, Adam H. Kerman wrote:
    Dimensional Traveler <dtravel@sonic.net> wrote:

    In general none of the movies were straight adaptations of the books. >>>>> Especially after Connery Eon would use the books as inspiration for
    their own stories to film. A number of the extras I watched showed the >>>>> Broccoli children talking about that.

    Of course I agree. Even Thunderball had a few changes despite having started
    life as a movie script. On Her Majesty's Secret Service and Dr. No had >>>> changes but both were nearly straight adaptations.

    The most important change was making SPECTRE the all-purpose villain.
    SPECTRE was in Thunderball, only, and not in the two later books in the >>>> Blofeld trilogy. Technically EON had no rights for this expanded use of >>>> SPECTRE and McClory kept suing so SPECTRE was dropped after Diamonds Are >>>> Forever, till the Daniel Craig movie.

    From Russia With Love failed to keep the Russians at the main enemy,
    which was really stupid considering the plot. They became fake Russians >>>> fronting for SPECTRE.

    Goldfinger threw out quite a lot of Fleming's plot... for the better as >>>> it was one of the weaker novels. It made for a very entertaining movie. >>>>

    Yeah, but the one thing that always bugged me about "Goldfinger" is Bond >>> communicates Goldfinger's plan to the CIA. And the CIA then
    communicates this to the government / military. They all agree that
    they will allow Goldfinger to gas them, on the assumption that the gas
    will be swapped out for something nonlethal. Then on top of that
    everyone will (presumably without practice) faint in unison when the
    plane flies overhead. And the fake fainting in unison also has to be
    communicated to any random civilians or visitors who may happen to be on >>> the base that day. And presumably they communicate the plan back to
    Bond so he's in on it. And it all happens off screen, except for of
    course the fake fainting in unison.

    I always thought bond substituted knockout gas

    No, he substituted something harmless for the poison gas.


    Right, but I figured it was harmless knock out gas.

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  • From Dimensional Traveler@3:633/280.2 to All on Sun Aug 31 05:10:56 2025
    On 8/29/2025 7:15 PM, anim8rfsk wrote:
    Dimensional Traveler <dtravel@sonic.net> wrote:
    On 8/29/2025 10:33 AM, anim8rfsk wrote:
    Arthur Lipscomb <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org> wrote:
    On 8/26/2025 8:57 AM, Adam H. Kerman wrote:
    Dimensional Traveler <dtravel@sonic.net> wrote:

    In general none of the movies were straight adaptations of the books. >>>>>> Especially after Connery Eon would use the books as inspiration for >>>>>> their own stories to film. A number of the extras I watched showed the >>>>>> Broccoli children talking about that.

    Of course I agree. Even Thunderball had a few changes despite having started
    life as a movie script. On Her Majesty's Secret Service and Dr. No had >>>>> changes but both were nearly straight adaptations.

    The most important change was making SPECTRE the all-purpose villain. >>>>> SPECTRE was in Thunderball, only, and not in the two later books in the >>>>> Blofeld trilogy. Technically EON had no rights for this expanded use of >>>>> SPECTRE and McClory kept suing so SPECTRE was dropped after Diamonds Are >>>>> Forever, till the Daniel Craig movie.

    From Russia With Love failed to keep the Russians at the main enemy, >>>>> which was really stupid considering the plot. They became fake Russians >>>>> fronting for SPECTRE.

    Goldfinger threw out quite a lot of Fleming's plot... for the better as >>>>> it was one of the weaker novels. It made for a very entertaining movie. >>>>>

    Yeah, but the one thing that always bugged me about "Goldfinger" is Bond >>>> communicates Goldfinger's plan to the CIA. And the CIA then
    communicates this to the government / military. They all agree that
    they will allow Goldfinger to gas them, on the assumption that the gas >>>> will be swapped out for something nonlethal. Then on top of that
    everyone will (presumably without practice) faint in unison when the
    plane flies overhead. And the fake fainting in unison also has to be
    communicated to any random civilians or visitors who may happen to be on >>>> the base that day. And presumably they communicate the plan back to
    Bond so he's in on it. And it all happens off screen, except for of
    course the fake fainting in unison.

    I always thought bond substituted knockout gas

    No, he substituted something harmless for the poison gas.


    Right, but I figured it was harmless knock out gas.

    And how would they be able to set the knock out gas dose to just the
    right amount for the troops to wake up at the right time? Also the
    senior officer was the one to order everyone up once the Chinese troops
    had entered the compound.

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  • From shawn@3:633/280.2 to All on Sun Aug 31 06:11:15 2025
    On Sat, 30 Aug 2025 12:10:56 -0700, Dimensional Traveler
    <dtravel@sonic.net> wrote:

    On 8/29/2025 7:15 PM, anim8rfsk wrote:
    Dimensional Traveler <dtravel@sonic.net> wrote:
    On 8/29/2025 10:33 AM, anim8rfsk wrote:
    Arthur Lipscomb <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org> wrote:
    On 8/26/2025 8:57 AM, Adam H. Kerman wrote:
    Dimensional Traveler <dtravel@sonic.net> wrote:

    In general none of the movies were straight adaptations of the books. >>>>>>> Especially after Connery Eon would use the books as inspiration for >>>>>>> their own stories to film. A number of the extras I watched showed the >>>>>>> Broccoli children talking about that.

    Of course I agree. Even Thunderball had a few changes despite having started
    life as a movie script. On Her Majesty's Secret Service and Dr. No had >>>>>> changes but both were nearly straight adaptations.

    The most important change was making SPECTRE the all-purpose villain. >>>>>> SPECTRE was in Thunderball, only, and not in the two later books in the >>>>>> Blofeld trilogy. Technically EON had no rights for this expanded use of >>>>>> SPECTRE and McClory kept suing so SPECTRE was dropped after Diamonds Are >>>>>> Forever, till the Daniel Craig movie.

    From Russia With Love failed to keep the Russians at the main enemy, >>>>>> which was really stupid considering the plot. They became fake Russians >>>>>> fronting for SPECTRE.

    Goldfinger threw out quite a lot of Fleming's plot... for the better as >>>>>> it was one of the weaker novels. It made for a very entertaining movie. >>>>>>

    Yeah, but the one thing that always bugged me about "Goldfinger" is Bond >>>>> communicates Goldfinger's plan to the CIA. And the CIA then
    communicates this to the government / military. They all agree that >>>>> they will allow Goldfinger to gas them, on the assumption that the gas >>>>> will be swapped out for something nonlethal. Then on top of that
    everyone will (presumably without practice) faint in unison when the >>>>> plane flies overhead. And the fake fainting in unison also has to be >>>>> communicated to any random civilians or visitors who may happen to be on >>>>> the base that day. And presumably they communicate the plan back to >>>>> Bond so he's in on it. And it all happens off screen, except for of >>>>> course the fake fainting in unison.

    I always thought bond substituted knockout gas

    No, he substituted something harmless for the poison gas.


    Right, but I figured it was harmless knock out gas.

    And how would they be able to set the knock out gas dose to just the
    right amount for the troops to wake up at the right time? Also the
    senior officer was the one to order everyone up once the Chinese troops
    had entered the compound.

    Because the writer said so. It's like this video I just watched with
    Michael Shanks of STARGATE: SG1 talking about this one episode in
    season 1 of the show. They were going through this alien ship or base
    taking out guards left and right using the zat guns since one shot
    knocks people out and two shots killed people.

    Someone brought the issue of all these bodies laying around and the
    possibility of someone noticing the bodies and sounding an alarm. So
    the writer (or whomever) came up with the idea that what if.. 3 shots disintegrated the bodies. Problem solved by writer fiat.

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  • From The Horny Goat@3:633/280.2 to All on Mon Sep 1 12:06:37 2025
    On Tue, 26 Aug 2025 21:07:57 -0700, Arthur Lipscomb <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org> wrote:

    I don't know. That scene takes a whole heck of a lot of willing
    suspension of disbelief.

    And then there's that scene at the end of Moonraker where Q is asked
    what Bond is doing......

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  • From Adam H. Kerman@3:633/280.2 to All on Mon Sep 1 17:34:50 2025
    The Horny Goat <lcraver@home.ca> wrote:

    And then there's that scene at the end of Moonraker where Q is asked
    what Bond is doing......

    The Spy Who Loved Me

    The three spy bosses admonish our two heroic lovers; Q is impressed, if
    not awe struck.

    And Bond says the line

    Bond: Keeping the British end up, sir.

    followed by a reprisal of the theme song.

    Moonraker

    This time, Q gets to make the scene-stealing double-entendre.

    I think he's attempting re-entry, sir.

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  • From Arthur Lipscomb@3:633/280.2 to All on Tue Sep 2 01:37:16 2025
    On 8/25/2025 8:43 AM, Arthur Lipscomb wrote:
    I have been making my way through the James Bond franchise.˙ I thought I would share some thoughts on the movies I watched so far.


    snip


    And that's as far as I've gotten so far.˙ I should have the rest of the movies finished by the end of the month.

    I finished making my way through the Bond franchise.

    I picked up with the Pierce Brsnan movies.

    Golden Eye - After a 6 year absence from cinemas, Pierce Brosnan takes
    over as Bond. And Judi Dench takes over as M. This was the first time
    I ever saw Bond in a theater. Bond vs. The X-men. At least 2 of them.
    And it has a really good opening theme song. It was worth the wait.


    Tomorrow Never Dies - After the success of Golden Eye they start to
    crank out the Brosnan Bonds regularly. This one teams up Bond with a
    Chinese secret agent played by Michelle Yeoh. It doesn't have the best
    plot, but who watches Bond for the plot. At least the villain, Jonathan Pryce, chewed the scenery like he was auditioning to play Dr. Evil.


    The World Is Not Enough - This one is notable for being Desmond
    Llewelyn's last movie as Q before he died in a car accident. The movie
    gives him a nice (although unintentional) send off, and introduces his replacement, "R" played by John Cleese. But now I have to double check
    my calendar, because I thought Christmas only comes once a year.


    Die Another Day - This one was just plain bad. I'm not sure if I ever
    noticed how bad this movie was before now. It's like they weren't even trying. And that horrible theme song is by far the worst Bond song
    ever. The one bright spot is Halle Berry as the Bond girl, a CIA agent
    named, Jinx. I didn't watch this movie with the commentary, but for
    certain select scenes I did turn on the commentary. I had the
    commentary on for Halley's Berry's entrance, and to quote Pierce Brosnan
    on the commentary, "freeze frame, rewind, freeze frame."
    Anyway, here's a 100% accurate pitch meeting for this movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3ll9gp6UXQ

    This movie was so bad it killed the franchise for a while.


    Daniel Craig takes over and the series slowly transitions from The
    Bourne Identity to a full on proper Bond movie.


    Casino Royale - First up they completely reboot the franchise leaving no
    trace of the old franchise remaining. They get rid of the theme song
    that has the movie's name in it. And by the way, this movie has
    probably the second worse theme song in the entire franchise. They get
    rid of Moneypenny, Q, and gadgets. Bond does not murder any helpless henchmen. And Bond only has one woman the entire movie. Not only does
    he only sleep with one woman the whole movie, he falls in love with her.
    They bring on Daniel Craig as the new Bourne, I mean Bond. And they
    bring on Judi Dench as the new M. Wait a minute, something's not quite
    adding up with this whole rebooting the franchise idea. Anyway, as the rip-offs of the Bourne Identity go, this was a pretty good one. But one
    thing I just didn't get. So, the plot involves Le Chiffre (Mads
    Mikkelsen) needing 100 million fast or he will be killed. To get the
    money Le Chiffre sets up a poker game with a $10 million buy in. Bond
    buys into the game in the hopes of winning and leaving Le Chiffre with
    no choice but to cooperate with MI6. Except, they *already* know where
    Le Chiffre is going to be and by the movie's logic, he already has no
    choice but to cooperate. Why not just snatch him up when he shows up to
    the game?


    Quantum of Solace - Picking up right where the last movie ended, Daniel
    Craig returns as Bourne, I mean Bond, to stop Spectre, I mean Quantum,
    from doing whatever evil scheme they were plotting. Still no
    Moneypenny, Q or gadgets. And they didn't even try to work Quantum of
    Solace into the opening theme song. :-/ I know everyone likes to hate
    this movie, but I actually like it. Technically, I like all of the
    Daniel Craig Bond movies. And I was mistaken, there was a theme song
    with the movie's title in it. ;-)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6CoNUE5Zho


    Skyfall - Daniel Craig finally gets to play Bond in a proto Bond movie.
    We finally get Moneypenny and Q. And Q even gives Bond a gun and a
    radio. What would Bond do without Q's toys? I mean, that radio comes
    in real handy when Bond needed to call someone. Not given to him by Q,
    but Bond even gets to drive an Aston Martin with an ejector seat. And
    they finally put the movie's title in the opening theme song. This was
    a good one.


    Spectre - They decided to try and make an actual Bond film for this one.
    Unfortunately, they forgot to put the movie's title in the theme song.
    But they did remember to include Moneypenny and Q. And they even let
    Q give Bond a gadget. It was only a watch, but that's start. This time
    Bond goes up against Ernst Blofeld (Christoph Waltz). And Blofeld even
    straps Bond into an overly complicated but easily escapable trap. So,
    they were definitely trying to make this a real Bond movie. Actually, I
    found that torture scene to be really disturbing to watch. It lacked
    the playfulness that you would usually get with a Connery or Moore Bond.
    They had a scene with Bond on a mountain covered with snow. Bond
    didn't actually ski, or jump from the mountain with a union jack
    parachute, but I'll still give them an A-for-effort. They even threw in
    a henchman (Dave Bautista). Overall, this was another good one.


    No Time to Die - Finally a full-on classic Bond adventure. The movie's
    theme song has the name of the movie in it, check. Bond drives a car
    loaded with gadgets, check. Q gives Bond lots of futuristic technology
    to save the day, check. Multiple Bond women, check! Picture of original
    "M" which means this *might* be in continuity with the other movies,
    check. Henchman with a gimmick, check. Bonus points for Bond using the henchman's gimmick to kill him with. Bond straight up murders a
    (different) helpless henchman, check. Bonus points for the henchman
    being helpless and Bond going out of his way to murder him out of spite.
    They play the classic Bond music (not only the 007 theme, but also the
    theme from "On Her Majesty's secret Service"), check. Bond has a
    vehicle that transforms into a submarine, check. Bond says, "We have
    all the time in the world," and they play that song too, check. Bond
    villain has secret lair on an island, check!!! Now this is a Bond movie!


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  • From BTR1701@3:633/280.2 to All on Tue Sep 2 03:29:02 2025
    On Sep 1, 2025 at 8:37:16 AM PDT, "Arthur Lipscomb" <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org> wrote:

    Die Another Day - This one was just plain bad. I'm not sure if I ever noticed how bad this movie was before now. It's like they weren't even trying. And that horrible theme song is by far the worst Bond song
    ever. The one bright spot is Halle Berry as the Bond girl, a CIA agent named, Jinx. I didn't watch this movie with the commentary, but for
    certain select scenes I did turn on the commentary. I had the
    commentary on for Halley's Berry's entrance, and to quote Pierce Brosnan
    on the commentary, "freeze frame, rewind, freeze frame."
    Anyway, here's a 100% accurate pitch meeting for this movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3ll9gp6UXQ

    "Oh, man, bad guys love having cocktail parties to unveil their new WMDs."

    "Just some light breaking an entering to have intercourse on a pile of blood diamonds. It's very romantic."



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  • From shawn@3:633/280.2 to All on Tue Sep 2 03:33:26 2025
    On Mon, 1 Sep 2025 08:37:16 -0700, Arthur Lipscomb <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org> wrote:

    On 8/25/2025 8:43 AM, Arthur Lipscomb wrote:
    I have been making my way through the James Bond franchise.˙ I thought I
    would share some thoughts on the movies I watched so far.


    snip


    And that's as far as I've gotten so far.˙ I should have the rest of the
    movies finished by the end of the month.

    I finished making my way through the Bond franchise.

    I picked up with the Pierce Brsnan movies.

    Golden Eye - After a 6 year absence from cinemas, Pierce Brosnan takes
    over as Bond. And Judi Dench takes over as M. This was the first time
    I ever saw Bond in a theater. Bond vs. The X-men. At least 2 of them.
    And it has a really good opening theme song. It was worth the wait.


    Tomorrow Never Dies - After the success of Golden Eye they start to
    crank out the Brosnan Bonds regularly. This one teams up Bond with a >Chinese secret agent played by Michelle Yeoh. It doesn't have the best >plot, but who watches Bond for the plot. At least the villain, Jonathan >Pryce, chewed the scenery like he was auditioning to play Dr. Evil.

    This was more or less Michelle Yeoh's first wide exposure to the
    western audience as a female action star. Something she would return
    to many more times.


    The World Is Not Enough - This one is notable for being Desmond
    Llewelyn's last movie as Q before he died in a car accident. The movie >gives him a nice (although unintentional) send off, and introduces his >replacement, "R" played by John Cleese. But now I have to double check
    my calendar, because I thought Christmas only comes once a year.

    Ah, I knew Cleese replaced Q but I wasn't aware of the reason.


    Die Another Day - This one was just plain bad. I'm not sure if I ever >noticed how bad this movie was before now. It's like they weren't even >trying. And that horrible theme song is by far the worst Bond song
    ever. The one bright spot is Halle Berry as the Bond girl, a CIA agent >named, Jinx. I didn't watch this movie with the commentary, but for
    certain select scenes I did turn on the commentary. I had the
    commentary on for Halley's Berry's entrance, and to quote Pierce Brosnan
    on the commentary, "freeze frame, rewind, freeze frame."
    Anyway, here's a 100% accurate pitch meeting for this movie: >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3ll9gp6UXQ

    This movie was so bad it killed the franchise for a while.


    Daniel Craig takes over and the series slowly transitions from The
    Bourne Identity to a full on proper Bond movie.


    Casino Royale - First up they completely reboot the franchise leaving no >trace of the old franchise remaining. They get rid of the theme song
    that has the movie's name in it. And by the way, this movie has
    probably the second worse theme song in the entire franchise. They get
    rid of Moneypenny, Q, and gadgets. Bond does not murder any helpless >henchmen. And Bond only has one woman the entire movie. Not only does
    he only sleep with one woman the whole movie, he falls in love with her.
    They bring on Daniel Craig as the new Bourne, I mean Bond. And they
    bring on Judi Dench as the new M. Wait a minute, something's not quite >adding up with this whole rebooting the franchise idea. Anyway, as the >rip-offs of the Bourne Identity go, this was a pretty good one. But one >thing I just didn't get. So, the plot involves Le Chiffre (Mads
    Mikkelsen) needing 100 million fast or he will be killed. To get the
    money Le Chiffre sets up a poker game with a $10 million buy in. Bond
    buys into the game in the hopes of winning and leaving Le Chiffre with
    no choice but to cooperate with MI6. Except, they *already* know where
    Le Chiffre is going to be and by the movie's logic, he already has no
    choice but to cooperate. Why not just snatch him up when he shows up to
    the game?


    Quantum of Solace - Picking up right where the last movie ended, Daniel >Craig returns as Bourne, I mean Bond, to stop Spectre, I mean Quantum,
    from doing whatever evil scheme they were plotting. Still no
    Moneypenny, Q or gadgets. And they didn't even try to work Quantum of >Solace into the opening theme song. :-/ I know everyone likes to hate
    this movie, but I actually like it. Technically, I like all of the
    Daniel Craig Bond movies. And I was mistaken, there was a theme song
    with the movie's title in it. ;-) >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6CoNUE5Zho


    Skyfall - Daniel Craig finally gets to play Bond in a proto Bond movie.
    We finally get Moneypenny and Q. And Q even gives Bond a gun and a
    radio. What would Bond do without Q's toys? I mean, that radio comes
    in real handy when Bond needed to call someone. Not given to him by Q,
    but Bond even gets to drive an Aston Martin with an ejector seat. And
    they finally put the movie's title in the opening theme song. This was
    a good one.


    Spectre - They decided to try and make an actual Bond film for this one.
    Unfortunately, they forgot to put the movie's title in the theme song.
    But they did remember to include Moneypenny and Q. And they even let
    Q give Bond a gadget. It was only a watch, but that's start. This time >Bond goes up against Ernst Blofeld (Christoph Waltz). And Blofeld even >straps Bond into an overly complicated but easily escapable trap. So,
    they were definitely trying to make this a real Bond movie. Actually, I >found that torture scene to be really disturbing to watch. It lacked
    the playfulness that you would usually get with a Connery or Moore Bond.
    They had a scene with Bond on a mountain covered with snow. Bond
    didn't actually ski, or jump from the mountain with a union jack
    parachute, but I'll still give them an A-for-effort. They even threw in
    a henchman (Dave Bautista). Overall, this was another good one.


    No Time to Die - Finally a full-on classic Bond adventure. The movie's >theme song has the name of the movie in it, check. Bond drives a car
    loaded with gadgets, check. Q gives Bond lots of futuristic technology
    to save the day, check. Multiple Bond women, check! Picture of original
    "M" which means this *might* be in continuity with the other movies,
    check. Henchman with a gimmick, check. Bonus points for Bond using the >henchman's gimmick to kill him with. Bond straight up murders a
    (different) helpless henchman, check. Bonus points for the henchman
    being helpless and Bond going out of his way to murder him out of spite.
    They play the classic Bond music (not only the 007 theme, but also the
    theme from "On Her Majesty's secret Service"), check. Bond has a
    vehicle that transforms into a submarine, check. Bond says, "We have
    all the time in the world," and they play that song too, check. Bond
    villain has secret lair on an island, check!!! Now this is a Bond movie!

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  • From Adam H. Kerman@3:633/280.2 to All on Tue Sep 2 03:59:32 2025
    Arthur Lipscomb <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org> wrote:

    I finished making my way through the Bond franchise.

    I picked up with the Pierce Brsnan movies.

    Golden Eye - After a 6 year absence from cinemas, Pierce Brosnan takes
    over as Bond. And Judi Dench takes over as M. This was the first time
    I ever saw Bond in a theater. Bond vs. The X-men. At least 2 of them.
    And it has a really good opening theme song. It was worth the wait.

    This movie has a decent script, excellent moments of drama, wonderful
    stunt set pieces with one of the best motorcycle to aerial transition
    movies have ever done, gorgeous women, an evil Alan Cumming who gets a memorable death scene, and Arecibo Observatory which was allowed to
    collapse during the first Trump administration. It was just so cool
    looking and an irresistable location for both movies and television.

    Tomorrow Never Dies - After the success of Golden Eye they start to
    crank out the Brosnan Bonds regularly. This one teams up Bond with a >Chinese secret agent played by Michelle Yeoh. It doesn't have the best >plot, but who watches Bond for the plot. At least the villain, Jonathan >Pryce, chewed the scenery like he was auditioning to play Dr. Evil.

    One of the most expensive Bonds ever produced adjusted for inflation, completely underwhelming; waste of a good cast

    The World Is Not Enough - This one is notable for being Desmond
    Llewelyn's last movie as Q before he died in a car accident. The movie >gives him a nice (although unintentional) send off, and introduces his >replacement, "R" played by John Cleese. But now I have to double check
    my calendar, because I thought Christmas only comes once a year.

    That's one of the very best puns, but Denise Richards has been acting
    for six years at this point and somehow managed to turn in a worse
    performance from one movie to the next. Her scenes are awful.

    Elektra (Sophie Marceau) was a great villainess. Pierce Brosnan's final confrontation with her is a well-acted scene. He's truly hurt that he's
    forced to kill her.

    Die Another Day - This one was just plain bad. . . .

    I'm sure I'll agree with your comments but I don't want to think about
    them. I despise this movie.

    This movie was so bad it killed the franchise for a while.

    No. MGM did that of its own accord with yet another bankruptcy.

    Daniel Craig takes over and the series slowly transitions from The
    Bourne Identity to a full on proper Bond movie.

    Casino Royale - First up they completely reboot the franchise leaving no >trace of the old franchise remaining. They get rid of the theme song
    that has the movie's name in it. And by the way, this movie has
    probably the second worse theme song in the entire franchise.

    I just love the opening credits. If you don't know, that's based on the
    artwork of Ian Fleming who had designed the book cover for the first
    edition of the hardcover.

    And I think Chris Cornell's song is effective.

    They get
    rid of Moneypenny, Q, and gadgets. Bond does not murder any helpless >henchmen. And Bond only has one woman the entire movie. Not only does
    he only sleep with one woman the whole movie, he falls in love with her.
    They bring on Daniel Craig as the new Bourne, I mean Bond. And they
    bring on Judi Dench as the new M. Wait a minute, something's not quite >adding up with this whole rebooting the franchise idea. Anyway, as the >rip-offs of the Bourne Identity go, this was a pretty good one. But one >thing I just didn't get. So, the plot involves Le Chiffre (Mads
    Mikkelsen) needing 100 million fast or he will be killed. To get the
    money Le Chiffre sets up a poker game with a $10 million buy in. Bond
    buys into the game in the hopes of winning and leaving Le Chiffre with
    no choice but to cooperate with MI6. Except, they *already* know where
    Le Chiffre is going to be and by the movie's logic, he already has no
    choice but to cooperate. Why not just snatch him up when he shows up to
    the game?

    I liked Craig bringing back the thuggish aspects of the character.
    However, I've heard people who grew up on Goldfinger and the fun aspects
    of the Roger Moore movies criticize this movie for its darker tone, but
    I liked bringing Bond back to Fleming. And it's interesting, after
    "leading men types" as Bond -- George Lazenby (model), Roger Moore,
    Timothy Dalton, and Pierce Brosnan -- we get someone with a much harder
    look who could be English working class.

    I forgot. While you waited the six years for this movie to be released,
    I should have suggested that you watch Layer Cake (2004), which is why
    Craig got cast, and then you could have cleared up confusing plot points
    for me (pretty much the whole plot).

    Craig bulked up and didn't eat carbs for months. Then he let his body go
    to hell to play Mikael Blumkvist in The Girl With the Dragon Tatoo
    (2011) in which he whines and complains while Lisbeth tends to his
    wounds, spoofing his James Bond performance.

    And the iconic moment of Craig rising from the water is not meant to be
    the male version of the entrance of Honey Ryder (Ursula Andres) in
    Doctor No. He was supposed to be swimming but encountered a sand bar.

    The freerunning sequence is the movie's most exciting set piece.

    Quantum of Solace . . .

    I know everyone likes to hate this movie, but I actually like it.

    I want this movie transferred to nitrate film stock then burned.

    Worst directed Bond movie with average shot length of, what, 1/3 of a
    second? The director made it impossible to follow any of the action
    sequences. I saw it once in theater, once too many times.

    Skyfall - Daniel Craig finally gets to play Bond in a proto Bond movie.
    We finally get Moneypenny and Q. And Q even gives Bond a gun and a
    radio. What would Bond do without Q's toys? I mean, that radio comes
    in real handy when Bond needed to call someone. Not given to him by Q,
    but Bond even gets to drive an Aston Martin with an ejector seat.

    It's supposed to be one of the actual customized cars for Goldfinger but
    I have no idea if it was.

    And
    they finally put the movie's title in the opening theme song. This was
    a good one.

    This was the best-directed of Craig's Bonds. The Shanghai sequences,
    especially the all-glass office interior, were artistic. I like Adele's
    title song, truly reminiscent of a John Barry song.

    If you don't know, they wanted to get Sean Connery for the Skyfall
    scenes for stunt casting but he refused to come out of retirement.

    Also, if you don't know, Fleming's Bond was both a thug and the
    consumate English gentleman and snob, truly Fleming himself (which is
    why he envisioned David Niven as Bond in the 1950s, actually in the 1967 movie). But Fleming wrote the novels to get rich from movie adaptations.
    He opposed Connery but then fell in love with him after he saw the
    performance and how much money the movie made.

    In a late novel (I think From Russia With Love), Bond got retconned as
    having Scottish ancestry although I think Skyfall itself was new to the
    movie. I've forgotten.

    Spectre . . .

    For whatever reason, this movie makes very little impression on me
    except for the Mexico City set piece; step down from Skyfall but still entertaining.

    No Time to Die - Finally a full-on classic Bond adventure. The movie's >theme song has the name of the movie in it, check. Bond drives a car
    loaded with gadgets, check. Q gives Bond lots of futuristic technology
    to save the day, check. Multiple Bond women, check! Picture of original
    "M" which means this *might* be in continuity with the other movies,
    check. Henchman with a gimmick, check. Bonus points for Bond using the >henchman's gimmick to kill him with. Bond straight up murders a
    (different) helpless henchman, check. Bonus points for the henchman
    being helpless and Bond going out of his way to murder him out of spite.
    They play the classic Bond music (not only the 007 theme, but also the
    theme from "On Her Majesty's secret Service"), check. Bond has a
    vehicle that transforms into a submarine, check. Bond says, "We have
    all the time in the world," and they play that song too, check. Bond
    villain has secret lair on an island, check!!! Now this is a Bond movie!

    The nostalgia is turned up to 11 in this movie.

    If there's continuity in Bond movies, it's unintentional.

    Hell, there was little continuity in the novels. After all, Bond was a
    WWII Navy officer veteran... then stopped aging. He was perpetually mid
    30s and no longer fought in WWII.

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  • From BTR1701@3:633/280.2 to All on Tue Sep 2 04:33:58 2025
    On Sep 1, 2025 at 10:59:32 AM PDT, ""Adam H. Kerman"" <ahk@chinet.com> wrote:

    Arthur Lipscomb <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org> wrote:

    Casino Royale - First up they completely reboot the franchise leaving no
    trace of the old franchise remaining. They get rid of the theme song
    that has the movie's name in it. And by the way, this movie has
    probably the second worse theme song in the entire franchise.

    I just love the opening credits. If you don't know, that's based on the artwork of Ian Fleming who had designed the book cover for the first
    edition of the hardcover.

    And I think Chris Cornell's song is effective.

    They get
    rid of Moneypenny, Q, and gadgets. Bond does not murder any helpless
    henchmen. And Bond only has one woman the entire movie. Not only does
    he only sleep with one woman the whole movie, he falls in love with her.
    They bring on Daniel Craig as the new Bourne, I mean Bond. And they
    bring on Judi Dench as the new M. Wait a minute, something's not quite
    adding up with this whole rebooting the franchise idea. Anyway, as the
    rip-offs of the Bourne Identity go, this was a pretty good one. But one
    thing I just didn't get. So, the plot involves Le Chiffre (Mads
    Mikkelsen) needing 100 million fast or he will be killed. To get the
    money Le Chiffre sets up a poker game with a $10 million buy in. Bond
    buys into the game in the hopes of winning and leaving Le Chiffre with
    no choice but to cooperate with MI6. Except, they *already* know where
    Le Chiffre is going to be and by the movie's logic, he already has no
    choice but to cooperate. Why not just snatch him up when he shows up to
    the game?

    I liked Craig bringing back the thuggish aspects of the character.
    However, I've heard people who grew up on Goldfinger and the fun aspects
    of the Roger Moore movies criticize this movie for its darker tone, but
    I liked bringing Bond back to Fleming. And it's interesting, after
    "leading men types" as Bond -- George Lazenby (model), Roger Moore,
    Timothy Dalton, and Pierce Brosnan -- we get someone with a much harder
    look who could be English working class.

    And the iconic moment of Craig rising from the water is not meant to be
    the male version of the entrance of Honey Ryder (Ursula Andres) in
    Doctor No. He was supposed to be swimming but encountered a sand bar.

    The freerunning sequence is the movie's most exciting set piece.

    Parkour!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Kvw2BPKjz0



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  • From BTR1701@3:633/280.2 to All on Tue Sep 2 04:38:00 2025
    On Aug 25, 2025 at 10:11:58 PM PDT, ""Adam H. Kerman"" <ahk@chinet.com>
    wrote:

    Arthur Lipscomb <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org> wrote:
    On 8/25/2025 12:53 PM, Adam H. Kerman wrote:

    . . .

    Forcing the novel's title into the lyrics of the main theme was a
    terrible decision. Now, From Russia With Love and Diamonds Are Fovever
    are lyrical and do work, but plenty of the other novel titles don't work >>> at all. The main theme for Dr. No has no lyrics; I'm not counting Three
    Blind Mice.

    I think it was in reaction to the idiotically stupid lyrics for
    Thunderball. Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang was written for that movie, and
    Shirley Bassey recorded it. There's also a Dionne Warwick cover of it.
    That it was rejected was a disappointment.

    I have a CD set of James Bond songs, with the Dionne Warwick version of
    Mr. Kiss, Kiss Bang Bang. I don't think I knew there was a Shirley
    Bassey version.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d91d8p7rry0

    LaLaLand just released an expanded 2-CD remixed/remastered 60th anniversary soundtrack set for THUNDERBALL:

    https://ibb.co/KcJ0CJMM



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  • From Arthur Lipscomb@3:633/280.2 to All on Tue Sep 2 04:54:46 2025
    On 9/1/2025 10:59 AM, Adam H. Kerman wrote:
    Arthur Lipscomb <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org> wrote:

    I finished making my way through the Bond franchise.

    I picked up with the Pierce Brsnan movies.

    Golden Eye - After a 6 year absence from cinemas, Pierce Brosnan takes
    over as Bond. And Judi Dench takes over as M. This was the first time
    I ever saw Bond in a theater. Bond vs. The X-men. At least 2 of them.
    And it has a really good opening theme song. It was worth the wait.

    This movie has a decent script, excellent moments of drama, wonderful
    stunt set pieces with one of the best motorcycle to aerial transition
    movies have ever done, gorgeous women, an evil Alan Cumming who gets a memorable death scene, and Arecibo Observatory which was allowed to
    collapse during the first Trump administration. It was just so cool
    looking and an irresistable location for both movies and television.

    Tomorrow Never Dies - After the success of Golden Eye they start to
    crank out the Brosnan Bonds regularly. This one teams up Bond with a
    Chinese secret agent played by Michelle Yeoh. It doesn't have the best
    plot, but who watches Bond for the plot. At least the villain, Jonathan
    Pryce, chewed the scenery like he was auditioning to play Dr. Evil.

    One of the most expensive Bonds ever produced adjusted for inflation, completely underwhelming; waste of a good cast

    The World Is Not Enough - This one is notable for being Desmond
    Llewelyn's last movie as Q before he died in a car accident. The movie
    gives him a nice (although unintentional) send off, and introduces his
    replacement, "R" played by John Cleese. But now I have to double check
    my calendar, because I thought Christmas only comes once a year.

    That's one of the very best puns, but Denise Richards has been acting
    for six years at this point and somehow managed to turn in a worse performance from one movie to the next. Her scenes are awful.

    Elektra (Sophie Marceau) was a great villainess. Pierce Brosnan's final confrontation with her is a well-acted scene. He's truly hurt that he's forced to kill her.

    Die Another Day - This one was just plain bad. . . .

    I'm sure I'll agree with your comments but I don't want to think about
    them. I despise this movie.

    This movie was so bad it killed the franchise for a while.

    No. MGM did that of its own accord with yet another bankruptcy.

    Not surprised.


    Daniel Craig takes over and the series slowly transitions from The
    Bourne Identity to a full on proper Bond movie.

    Casino Royale - First up they completely reboot the franchise leaving no
    trace of the old franchise remaining. They get rid of the theme song
    that has the movie's name in it. And by the way, this movie has
    probably the second worse theme song in the entire franchise.

    I just love the opening credits. If you don't know, that's based on the artwork of Ian Fleming who had designed the book cover for the first
    edition of the hardcover.

    And I think Chris Cornell's song is effective.

    They get
    rid of Moneypenny, Q, and gadgets. Bond does not murder any helpless
    henchmen. And Bond only has one woman the entire movie. Not only does
    he only sleep with one woman the whole movie, he falls in love with her.
    They bring on Daniel Craig as the new Bourne, I mean Bond. And they
    bring on Judi Dench as the new M. Wait a minute, something's not quite
    adding up with this whole rebooting the franchise idea. Anyway, as the
    rip-offs of the Bourne Identity go, this was a pretty good one. But one
    thing I just didn't get. So, the plot involves Le Chiffre (Mads
    Mikkelsen) needing 100 million fast or he will be killed. To get the
    money Le Chiffre sets up a poker game with a $10 million buy in. Bond
    buys into the game in the hopes of winning and leaving Le Chiffre with
    no choice but to cooperate with MI6. Except, they *already* know where
    Le Chiffre is going to be and by the movie's logic, he already has no
    choice but to cooperate. Why not just snatch him up when he shows up to
    the game?

    I liked Craig bringing back the thuggish aspects of the character.
    However, I've heard people who grew up on Goldfinger and the fun aspects
    of the Roger Moore movies criticize this movie for its darker tone, but
    I liked bringing Bond back to Fleming. And it's interesting, after
    "leading men types" as Bond -- George Lazenby (model), Roger Moore,
    Timothy Dalton, and Pierce Brosnan -- we get someone with a much harder
    look who could be English working class.

    I forgot. While you waited the six years for this movie to be released,
    I should have suggested that you watch Layer Cake (2004), which is why
    Craig got cast, and then you could have cleared up confusing plot points
    for me (pretty much the whole plot).


    I know I've seen Layer Cake. And I liked it too. But I can never
    remember it.

    Craig bulked up and didn't eat carbs for months. Then he let his body go
    to hell to play Mikael Blumkvist in The Girl With the Dragon Tatoo
    (2011) in which he whines and complains while Lisbeth tends to his
    wounds, spoofing his James Bond performance.

    And the iconic moment of Craig rising from the water is not meant to be
    the male version of the entrance of Honey Ryder (Ursula Andres) in
    Doctor No. He was supposed to be swimming but encountered a sand bar.

    The freerunning sequence is the movie's most exciting set piece.

    Quantum of Solace . . .

    I know everyone likes to hate this movie, but I actually like it.

    I want this movie transferred to nitrate film stock then burned.


    Give them a little slack. It was made during a writer's strike so there
    were limits on what they could fix as they made it. I think I read
    somewhere once that Craig himself was trying to rewrite the script as
    they filmed to fix various plot holes.

    I'll admit, I did have to occasionally turn to Wikipedia to figure out
    the plot. In particular the movie ends with Bond confronting a man, and
    I had *no* idea who the guy was. According to Wikipedia the character
    was essentially an unseen character from the first movie. So you never
    see him in the first movie. I'm not even sure if he's named or not.
    Then he shows up in the final scene of second movie. Again, I don't
    think he's even named on screen. And the audience is supposed to know
    who this guy is? And the guy is sitting there unarmed and helpless.
    Bond could have at least murdered him! LOL

    Worst directed Bond movie with average shot length of, what, 1/3 of a
    second? The director made it impossible to follow any of the action sequences. I saw it once in theater, once too many times.

    Skyfall - Daniel Craig finally gets to play Bond in a proto Bond movie.
    We finally get Moneypenny and Q. And Q even gives Bond a gun and a
    radio. What would Bond do without Q's toys? I mean, that radio comes
    in real handy when Bond needed to call someone. Not given to him by Q,
    but Bond even gets to drive an Aston Martin with an ejector seat.

    It's supposed to be one of the actual customized cars for Goldfinger but
    I have no idea if it was.

    And
    they finally put the movie's title in the opening theme song. This was
    a good one.

    This was the best-directed of Craig's Bonds. The Shanghai sequences, especially the all-glass office interior, were artistic. I like Adele's
    title song, truly reminiscent of a John Barry song.

    If you don't know, they wanted to get Sean Connery for the Skyfall
    scenes for stunt casting but he refused to come out of retirement.


    I know. It hurt watching and knowing it should have been Connery.

    Also, if you don't know, Fleming's Bond was both a thug and the
    consumate English gentleman and snob, truly Fleming himself (which is
    why he envisioned David Niven as Bond in the 1950s, actually in the 1967 movie). But Fleming wrote the novels to get rich from movie adaptations.
    He opposed Connery but then fell in love with him after he saw the performance and how much money the movie made.

    In a late novel (I think From Russia With Love), Bond got retconned as
    having Scottish ancestry although I think Skyfall itself was new to the movie. I've forgotten.

    Spectre . . .

    For whatever reason, this movie makes very little impression on me
    except for the Mexico City set piece; step down from Skyfall but still entertaining.

    No Time to Die - Finally a full-on classic Bond adventure. The movie's
    theme song has the name of the movie in it, check. Bond drives a car
    loaded with gadgets, check. Q gives Bond lots of futuristic technology
    to save the day, check. Multiple Bond women, check! Picture of original
    "M" which means this *might* be in continuity with the other movies,
    check. Henchman with a gimmick, check. Bonus points for Bond using the
    henchman's gimmick to kill him with. Bond straight up murders a
    (different) helpless henchman, check. Bonus points for the henchman
    being helpless and Bond going out of his way to murder him out of spite.
    They play the classic Bond music (not only the 007 theme, but also the
    theme from "On Her Majesty's secret Service"), check. Bond has a
    vehicle that transforms into a submarine, check. Bond says, "We have
    all the time in the world," and they play that song too, check. Bond
    villain has secret lair on an island, check!!! Now this is a Bond movie!

    The nostalgia is turned up to 11 in this movie.

    If there's continuity in Bond movies, it's unintentional.

    Hell, there was little continuity in the novels. After all, Bond was a
    WWII Navy officer veteran... then stopped aging. He was perpetually mid
    30s and no longer fought in WWII.

    You get the same thing with any long running series. I stopped watching
    the Simpsons a *long* time ago, but before I did stop, I think I saw
    three different flashback episodes that established Homer and Marge met
    in three different decades. And how long is Magneto going to be a
    holocaust survivor? Unless one of his powers is eternal youth, that's
    just not going to fly much longer. Although in the case of Bond, I made
    up this back story that he's really a Time Lord and that's why his face
    keeps changing, but his history remains the same.

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  • From Arthur Lipscomb@3:633/280.2 to All on Tue Sep 2 05:06:55 2025
    On 9/1/2025 10:33 AM, shawn wrote:
    On Mon, 1 Sep 2025 08:37:16 -0700, Arthur Lipscomb <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org> wrote:

    On 8/25/2025 8:43 AM, Arthur Lipscomb wrote:
    I have been making my way through the James Bond franchise.˙ I thought I >>> would share some thoughts on the movies I watched so far.


    snip


    And that's as far as I've gotten so far.˙ I should have the rest of the
    movies finished by the end of the month.

    I finished making my way through the Bond franchise.

    I picked up with the Pierce Brsnan movies.

    Golden Eye - After a 6 year absence from cinemas, Pierce Brosnan takes
    over as Bond. And Judi Dench takes over as M. This was the first time
    I ever saw Bond in a theater. Bond vs. The X-men. At least 2 of them.
    And it has a really good opening theme song. It was worth the wait.


    Tomorrow Never Dies - After the success of Golden Eye they start to
    crank out the Brosnan Bonds regularly. This one teams up Bond with a
    Chinese secret agent played by Michelle Yeoh. It doesn't have the best
    plot, but who watches Bond for the plot. At least the villain, Jonathan
    Pryce, chewed the scenery like he was auditioning to play Dr. Evil.

    This was more or less Michelle Yeoh's first wide exposure to the
    western audience as a female action star. Something she would return
    to many more times.


    I definitely saw her first starring with Jackie Chan in Supercop, but I probably didn't know her name until this movie. Then of course she
    followed up with Crouching Tiger. I had no idea how big of a star she
    was until much later. I saw an old interview with her where she said
    when the producers approached her, she at first thought they wanted her
    to play Bond.

    I saw an interview the other day where someone asked Michael Jai White
    who is the best female action star and he immediately said Michelle
    Yeoh. The interview started to question him about various American
    actresses and he replied with something like, you asked about the star,
    not the stunt person. Michelle does her own stunts.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Du2LeN47QIw


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  • From shawn@3:633/280.2 to All on Tue Sep 2 05:32:48 2025
    On Mon, 1 Sep 2025 12:06:55 -0700, Arthur Lipscomb <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org> wrote:

    On 9/1/2025 10:33 AM, shawn wrote:
    On Mon, 1 Sep 2025 08:37:16 -0700, Arthur Lipscomb
    <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org> wrote:

    On 8/25/2025 8:43 AM, Arthur Lipscomb wrote:
    I have been making my way through the James Bond franchise.˙ I thought I >>>> would share some thoughts on the movies I watched so far.


    snip


    And that's as far as I've gotten so far.˙ I should have the rest of the >>>> movies finished by the end of the month.

    I finished making my way through the Bond franchise.

    I picked up with the Pierce Brsnan movies.

    Golden Eye - After a 6 year absence from cinemas, Pierce Brosnan takes
    over as Bond. And Judi Dench takes over as M. This was the first time
    I ever saw Bond in a theater. Bond vs. The X-men. At least 2 of them.
    And it has a really good opening theme song. It was worth the wait.


    Tomorrow Never Dies - After the success of Golden Eye they start to
    crank out the Brosnan Bonds regularly. This one teams up Bond with a
    Chinese secret agent played by Michelle Yeoh. It doesn't have the best
    plot, but who watches Bond for the plot. At least the villain, Jonathan >>> Pryce, chewed the scenery like he was auditioning to play Dr. Evil.

    This was more or less Michelle Yeoh's first wide exposure to the
    western audience as a female action star. Something she would return
    to many more times.


    I definitely saw her first starring with Jackie Chan in Supercop, but I >probably didn't know her name until this movie.

    Sure, I did the same, but then I don't think that was got the same
    sort of viewer ship as a Bond movie upon release. For action fans
    Supercop was great but that's a subset of possible viewers.

    Then of course she
    followed up with Crouching Tiger. I had no idea how big of a star she
    was until much later. I saw an old interview with her where she said
    when the producers approached her, she at first thought they wanted her
    to play Bond.

    I saw an interview the other day where someone asked Michael Jai White
    who is the best female action star and he immediately said Michelle
    Yeoh. The interview started to question him about various American >actresses and he replied with something like, you asked about the star,
    not the stunt person. Michelle does her own stunts. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Du2LeN47QIw


    Yep, that's a big difference. That's why Jackie Chan gets so much
    respect for his willingness to put his body on the line. Sure, Tom
    Cruise earns his own respect for doing stunts but there's a huge
    difference between Cruise and Chan when it comes to doing their own
    stunts. Both Michelle Yeoh and Jackie Chan deserve huge respect for
    the work they put into their stunts.



    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlB3RpUjRFM

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wONZ_d2f4MQ

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  • From Your Name@3:633/280.2 to All on Tue Sep 2 07:34:42 2025
    On 2025-09-01 15:37:16 +0000, Arthur Lipscomb said:

    On 8/25/2025 8:43 AM, Arthur Lipscomb wrote:
    I have been making my way through the James Bond franchise.˙ I thought
    I would share some thoughts on the movies I watched so far.


    snip


    And that's as far as I've gotten so far.˙ I should have the rest of the
    movies finished by the end of the month.

    I finished making my way through the Bond franchise.

    I picked up with the Pierce Brsnan movies.

    Golden Eye - After a 6 year absence from cinemas, Pierce Brosnan takes
    over as Bond. And Judi Dench takes over as M. This was the first time
    I ever saw Bond in a theater. Bond vs. The X-men. At least 2 of them.
    And it has a really good opening theme song. It was worth the wait.


    Tomorrow Never Dies - After the success of Golden Eye they start to
    crank out the Brosnan Bonds regularly. This one teams up Bond with a Chinese secret agent played by Michelle Yeoh. It doesn't have the best plot, but who watches Bond for the plot. At least the villain,
    Jonathan Pryce, chewed the scenery like he was auditioning to play Dr.
    Evil.


    The World Is Not Enough - This one is notable for being Desmond
    Llewelyn's last movie as Q before he died in a car accident. The movie gives him a nice (although unintentional) send off, and introduces his replacement, "R" played by John Cleese. But now I have to double check
    my calendar, because I thought Christmas only comes once a year.


    Die Another Day - This one was just plain bad. I'm not sure if I ever noticed how bad this movie was before now. It's like they weren't even trying. And that horrible theme song is by far the worst Bond song
    ever. The one bright spot is Halle Berry as the Bond girl, a CIA agent named, Jinx. I didn't watch this movie with the commentary, but for
    certain select scenes I did turn on the commentary. I had the
    commentary on for Halley's Berry's entrance, and to quote Pierce
    Brosnan on the commentary, "freeze frame, rewind, freeze frame."
    Anyway, here's a 100% accurate pitch meeting for this movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3ll9gp6UXQ

    This movie was so bad it killed the franchise for a while.

    In an interview about "The Thursday Murder Club" movie, Brosnan
    recently said he'd be willing to play Bond again if they want him to. <https://youtu.be/AU591P3tnDc?t=263>






    Daniel Craig takes over and the series slowly transitions from The
    Bourne Identity to a full on proper Bond movie.


    Casino Royale - First up they completely reboot the franchise leaving
    no trace of the old franchise remaining. They get rid of the theme
    song that has the movie's name in it. And by the way, this movie has probably the second worse theme song in the entire franchise. They
    get rid of Moneypenny, Q, and gadgets. Bond does not murder any
    helpless henchmen. And Bond only has one woman the entire movie. Not
    only does he only sleep with one woman the whole movie, he falls in
    love with her. They bring on Daniel Craig as the new Bourne, I mean
    Bond. And they bring on Judi Dench as the new M. Wait a minute, something's not quite adding up with this whole rebooting the franchise idea. Anyway, as the rip-offs of the Bourne Identity go, this was a
    pretty good one. But one thing I just didn't get. So, the plot
    involves Le Chiffre (Mads Mikkelsen) needing 100 million fast or he
    will be killed. To get the money Le Chiffre sets up a poker game with
    a $10 million buy in. Bond buys into the game in the hopes of winning
    and leaving Le Chiffre with no choice but to cooperate with MI6.
    Except, they *already* know where Le Chiffre is going to be and by the movie's logic, he already has no choice but to cooperate. Why not just snatch him up when he shows up to the game?


    Quantum of Solace - Picking up right where the last movie ended, Daniel Craig returns as Bourne, I mean Bond, to stop Spectre, I mean Quantum,
    from doing whatever evil scheme they were plotting. Still no
    Moneypenny, Q or gadgets. And they didn't even try to work Quantum of Solace into the opening theme song. :-/ I know everyone likes to hate
    this movie, but I actually like it. Technically, I like all of the
    Daniel Craig Bond movies. And I was mistaken, there was a theme song
    with the movie's title in it. ;-) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6CoNUE5Zho


    Skyfall - Daniel Craig finally gets to play Bond in a proto Bond movie.
    We finally get Moneypenny and Q. And Q even gives Bond a gun and a
    radio. What would Bond do without Q's toys? I mean, that radio comes
    in real handy when Bond needed to call someone. Not given to him by Q,
    but Bond even gets to drive an Aston Martin with an ejector seat. And
    they finally put the movie's title in the opening theme song. This was
    a good one.


    Spectre - They decided to try and make an actual Bond film for this
    one. Unfortunately, they forgot to put the movie's title in the theme song. But they did remember to include Moneypenny and Q. And they
    even let Q give Bond a gadget. It was only a watch, but that's start.
    This time Bond goes up against Ernst Blofeld (Christoph Waltz). And
    Blofeld even straps Bond into an overly complicated but easily
    escapable trap. So, they were definitely trying to make this a real
    Bond movie. Actually, I found that torture scene to be really
    disturbing to watch. It lacked the playfulness that you would usually
    get with a Connery or Moore Bond. They had a scene with Bond on a
    mountain covered with snow. Bond didn't actually ski, or jump from the mountain with a union jack parachute, but I'll still give them an A-for-effort. They even threw in a henchman (Dave Bautista). Overall,
    this was another good one.


    No Time to Die - Finally a full-on classic Bond adventure. The movie's theme song has the name of the movie in it, check. Bond drives a car
    loaded with gadgets, check. Q gives Bond lots of futuristic technology
    to save the day, check. Multiple Bond women, check! Picture of
    original "M" which means this *might* be in continuity with the other movies, check. Henchman with a gimmick, check. Bonus points for Bond
    using the henchman's gimmick to kill him with. Bond straight up
    murders a (different) helpless henchman, check. Bonus points for the henchman being helpless and Bond going out of his way to murder him out
    of spite. They play the classic Bond music (not only the 007 theme,
    but also the theme from "On Her Majesty's secret Service"), check.
    Bond has a vehicle that transforms into a submarine, check. Bond says,
    "We have all the time in the world," and they play that song too,
    check. Bond villain has secret lair on an island, check!!! Now this is
    a Bond movie!



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  • From Adam H. Kerman@3:633/280.2 to All on Tue Sep 2 11:04:44 2025
    Arthur Lipscomb <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org> wrote:
    On 9/1/2025 10:33 AM, shawn wrote:
    1 Sep 2025 08:37:16 -0700, Arthur Lipscomb <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org>:

    Tomorrow Never Dies - After the success of Golden Eye they start to
    crank out the Brosnan Bonds regularly. This one teams up Bond with a >>>Chinese secret agent played by Michelle Yeoh. It doesn't have the best >>>plot, but who watches Bond for the plot. At least the villain, Jonathan >>>Pryce, chewed the scenery like he was auditioning to play Dr. Evil.

    This was more or less Michelle Yeoh's first wide exposure to the
    western audience as a female action star. Something she would return
    to many more times.

    I definitely saw her first starring with Jackie Chan in Supercop, but I >probably didn't know her name until this movie. Then of course she
    followed up with Crouching Tiger. I had no idea how big of a star she
    was until much later. I saw an old interview with her where she said
    when the producers approached her, she at first thought they wanted her
    to play Bond.

    I saw an interview the other day where someone asked Michael Jai White
    who is the best female action star and he immediately said Michelle
    Yeoh. The interview started to question him about various American >actresses and he replied with something like, you asked about the star,
    not the stunt person. Michelle does her own stunts.

    She probably trains stunt performers! She's amazing.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Du2LeN47QIw

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  • From Dimensional Traveler@3:633/10 to All on Tue Sep 2 07:32:47 2025
    On 9/1/2025 6:04 PM, Adam H. Kerman wrote:
    Arthur Lipscomb <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org> wrote:
    On 9/1/2025 10:33 AM, shawn wrote:
    1 Sep 2025 08:37:16 -0700, Arthur Lipscomb <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org>:

    Tomorrow Never Dies - After the success of Golden Eye they start to
    crank out the Brosnan Bonds regularly. This one teams up Bond with a
    Chinese secret agent played by Michelle Yeoh. It doesn't have the best >>>> plot, but who watches Bond for the plot. At least the villain, Jonathan >>>> Pryce, chewed the scenery like he was auditioning to play Dr. Evil.

    This was more or less Michelle Yeoh's first wide exposure to the
    western audience as a female action star. Something she would return
    to many more times.

    I definitely saw her first starring with Jackie Chan in Supercop, but I
    probably didn't know her name until this movie. Then of course she
    followed up with Crouching Tiger. I had no idea how big of a star she
    was until much later. I saw an old interview with her where she said
    when the producers approached her, she at first thought they wanted her
    to play Bond.

    I saw an interview the other day where someone asked Michael Jai White
    who is the best female action star and he immediately said Michelle
    Yeoh. The interview started to question him about various American
    actresses and he replied with something like, you asked about the star,
    not the stunt person. Michelle does her own stunts.

    She probably trains stunt performers! She's amazing.

    IIRC she wasn't "trained" as a stunt performer, she was a dancer. Which
    meant she already knew how to learn and remember the choreography as
    well as being in excellent physical condition.
    --
    I've done good in this world. Now I'm tired and just want to be a cranky
    dirty old man.

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  • From Adam H. Kerman@3:633/10 to All on Tue Sep 2 16:24:07 2025
    Dimensional Traveler <dtravel@sonic.net> wrote:
    On 9/1/2025 6:04 PM, Adam H. Kerman wrote:
    Arthur Lipscomb <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org> wrote:
    On 9/1/2025 10:33 AM, shawn wrote:
    1 Sep 2025 08:37:16 -0700, Arthur Lipscomb <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org>:

    Tomorrow Never Dies - After the success of Golden Eye they start to >>>>>crank out the Brosnan Bonds regularly. This one teams up Bond with a >>>>>Chinese secret agent played by Michelle Yeoh. It doesn't have the best >>>>>plot, but who watches Bond for the plot. At least the villain, Jonathan >>>>>Pryce, chewed the scenery like he was auditioning to play Dr. Evil.

    This was more or less Michelle Yeoh's first wide exposure to the >>>>western audience as a female action star. Something she would return
    to many more times.

    I definitely saw her first starring with Jackie Chan in Supercop, but I >>>probably didn't know her name until this movie. Then of course she >>>followed up with Crouching Tiger. I had no idea how big of a star she >>>was until much later. I saw an old interview with her where she said >>>when the producers approached her, she at first thought they wanted her >>>to play Bond.

    I saw an interview the other day where someone asked Michael Jai White >>>who is the best female action star and he immediately said Michelle
    Yeoh. The interview started to question him about various American >>>actresses and he replied with something like, you asked about the star, >>>not the stunt person. Michelle does her own stunts.

    She probably trains stunt performers! She's amazing.

    IIRC she wasn't "trained" as a stunt performer, she was a dancer. Which >meant she already knew how to learn and remember the choreography as
    well as being in excellent physical condition.

    You remember correctly. She started her ballet training at age 4.

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  • From anim8rfsk@3:633/10 to All on Tue Sep 2 10:58:20 2025
    Arthur Lipscomb <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org> wrote:
    On 9/1/2025 10:59 AM, Adam H. Kerman wrote:
    Arthur Lipscomb <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org> wrote:

    I finished making my way through the Bond franchise.

    I picked up with the Pierce Brsnan movies.

    Golden Eye - After a 6 year absence from cinemas, Pierce Brosnan takes
    over as Bond. And Judi Dench takes over as M. This was the first time
    I ever saw Bond in a theater. Bond vs. The X-men. At least 2 of them.
    And it has a really good opening theme song. It was worth the wait.

    This movie has a decent script, excellent moments of drama, wonderful
    stunt set pieces with one of the best motorcycle to aerial transition
    movies have ever done, gorgeous women, an evil Alan Cumming who gets a
    memorable death scene, and Arecibo Observatory which was allowed to
    collapse during the first Trump administration. It was just so cool
    looking and an irresistable location for both movies and television.

    Tomorrow Never Dies - After the success of Golden Eye they start to
    crank out the Brosnan Bonds regularly. This one teams up Bond with a
    Chinese secret agent played by Michelle Yeoh. It doesn't have the best
    plot, but who watches Bond for the plot. At least the villain, Jonathan >>> Pryce, chewed the scenery like he was auditioning to play Dr. Evil.

    One of the most expensive Bonds ever produced adjusted for inflation,
    completely underwhelming; waste of a good cast

    The World Is Not Enough - This one is notable for being Desmond
    Llewelyn's last movie as Q before he died in a car accident.

    PING IAN
    His IMDb bio says herCOs looking forward to the next bond movie and herCOs been dead 25 years at this point


    The movie
    gives him a nice (although unintentional) send off, and introduces his
    replacement, "R" played by John Cleese. But now I have to double check
    my calendar, because I thought Christmas only comes once a year.

    That's one of the very best puns, but Denise Richards has been acting
    for six years at this point and somehow managed to turn in a worse
    performance from one movie to the next. Her scenes are awful.

    Elektra (Sophie Marceau) was a great villainess. Pierce Brosnan's final
    confrontation with her is a well-acted scene. He's truly hurt that he's
    forced to kill her.

    Die Another Day - This one was just plain bad. . . .

    I'm sure I'll agree with your comments but I don't want to think about
    them. I despise this movie.

    This movie was so bad it killed the franchise for a while.

    No. MGM did that of its own accord with yet another bankruptcy.

    Not surprised.


    Daniel Craig takes over and the series slowly transitions from The
    Bourne Identity to a full on proper Bond movie.

    Casino Royale - First up they completely reboot the franchise leaving no >>> trace of the old franchise remaining. They get rid of the theme song
    that has the movie's name in it. And by the way, this movie has
    probably the second worse theme song in the entire franchise.

    I just love the opening credits. If you don't know, that's based on the
    artwork of Ian Fleming who had designed the book cover for the first
    edition of the hardcover.

    And I think Chris Cornell's song is effective.

    They get
    rid of Moneypenny, Q, and gadgets. Bond does not murder any helpless
    henchmen. And Bond only has one woman the entire movie. Not only does
    he only sleep with one woman the whole movie, he falls in love with her. >>> They bring on Daniel Craig as the new Bourne, I mean Bond. And they
    bring on Judi Dench as the new M. Wait a minute, something's not quite
    adding up with this whole rebooting the franchise idea. Anyway, as the
    rip-offs of the Bourne Identity go, this was a pretty good one. But one >>> thing I just didn't get. So, the plot involves Le Chiffre (Mads
    Mikkelsen) needing 100 million fast or he will be killed. To get the
    money Le Chiffre sets up a poker game with a $10 million buy in. Bond
    buys into the game in the hopes of winning and leaving Le Chiffre with
    no choice but to cooperate with MI6. Except, they *already* know where
    Le Chiffre is going to be and by the movie's logic, he already has no
    choice but to cooperate. Why not just snatch him up when he shows up to >>> the game?

    I liked Craig bringing back the thuggish aspects of the character.
    However, I've heard people who grew up on Goldfinger and the fun aspects
    of the Roger Moore movies criticize this movie for its darker tone, but
    I liked bringing Bond back to Fleming. And it's interesting, after
    "leading men types" as Bond -- George Lazenby (model), Roger Moore,
    Timothy Dalton, and Pierce Brosnan -- we get someone with a much harder
    look who could be English working class.

    I forgot. While you waited the six years for this movie to be released,
    I should have suggested that you watch Layer Cake (2004), which is why
    Craig got cast, and then you could have cleared up confusing plot points
    for me (pretty much the whole plot).


    I know I've seen Layer Cake. And I liked it too. But I can never
    remember it.

    Craig bulked up and didn't eat carbs for months. Then he let his body go
    to hell to play Mikael Blumkvist in The Girl With the Dragon Tatoo
    (2011) in which he whines and complains while Lisbeth tends to his
    wounds, spoofing his James Bond performance.

    And the iconic moment of Craig rising from the water is not meant to be
    the male version of the entrance of Honey Ryder (Ursula Andres) in
    Doctor No. He was supposed to be swimming but encountered a sand bar.

    The freerunning sequence is the movie's most exciting set piece.

    Quantum of Solace . . .

    I know everyone likes to hate this movie, but I actually like it.

    I want this movie transferred to nitrate film stock then burned.


    Give them a little slack. It was made during a writer's strike so there were limits on what they could fix as they made it. I think I read somewhere once that Craig himself was trying to rewrite the script as
    they filmed to fix various plot holes.

    I'll admit, I did have to occasionally turn to Wikipedia to figure out
    the plot. In particular the movie ends with Bond confronting a man, and
    I had *no* idea who the guy was. According to Wikipedia the character
    was essentially an unseen character from the first movie. So you never
    see him in the first movie. I'm not even sure if he's named or not.
    Then he shows up in the final scene of second movie. Again, I don't
    think he's even named on screen. And the audience is supposed to know
    who this guy is? And the guy is sitting there unarmed and helpless.
    Bond could have at least murdered him! LOL

    Worst directed Bond movie with average shot length of, what, 1/3 of a
    second? The director made it impossible to follow any of the action
    sequences. I saw it once in theater, once too many times.

    Skyfall - Daniel Craig finally gets to play Bond in a proto Bond movie.
    We finally get Moneypenny and Q. And Q even gives Bond a gun and a
    radio. What would Bond do without Q's toys? I mean, that radio comes
    in real handy when Bond needed to call someone. Not given to him by Q,
    but Bond even gets to drive an Aston Martin with an ejector seat.

    It's supposed to be one of the actual customized cars for Goldfinger but
    I have no idea if it was.

    And
    they finally put the movie's title in the opening theme song. This was
    a good one.

    This was the best-directed of Craig's Bonds. The Shanghai sequences,
    especially the all-glass office interior, were artistic. I like Adele's
    title song, truly reminiscent of a John Barry song.

    If you don't know, they wanted to get Sean Connery for the Skyfall
    scenes for stunt casting but he refused to come out of retirement.


    I know. It hurt watching and knowing it should have been Connery.


    There was just no point to that character without him being played by a
    former bond.

    Same notation for the lost in space movie where the entire third act is
    based around the return of Billy Mumy, but they refused to give him enough money.


    Also, if you don't know, Fleming's Bond was both a thug and the
    consumate English gentleman and snob, truly Fleming himself (which is
    why he envisioned David Niven as Bond in the 1950s, actually in the 1967
    movie). But Fleming wrote the novels to get rich from movie adaptations.
    He opposed Connery but then fell in love with him after he saw the
    performance and how much money the movie made.

    In a late novel (I think From Russia With Love), Bond got retconned as
    having Scottish ancestry although I think Skyfall itself was new to the
    movie. I've forgotten.

    Spectre . . .

    For whatever reason, this movie makes very little impression on me
    except for the Mexico City set piece; step down from Skyfall but still
    entertaining.

    No Time to Die - Finally a full-on classic Bond adventure. The movie's
    theme song has the name of the movie in it, check. Bond drives a car
    loaded with gadgets, check. Q gives Bond lots of futuristic technology
    to save the day, check. Multiple Bond women, check! Picture of original >>> "M" which means this *might* be in continuity with the other movies,
    check. Henchman with a gimmick, check. Bonus points for Bond using the >>> henchman's gimmick to kill him with. Bond straight up murders a
    (different) helpless henchman, check. Bonus points for the henchman
    being helpless and Bond going out of his way to murder him out of spite. >>> They play the classic Bond music (not only the 007 theme, but also the
    theme from "On Her Majesty's secret Service"), check. Bond has a
    vehicle that transforms into a submarine, check. Bond says, "We have
    all the time in the world," and they play that song too, check. Bond
    villain has secret lair on an island, check!!! Now this is a Bond movie! >>
    The nostalgia is turned up to 11 in this movie.

    If there's continuity in Bond movies, it's unintentional.

    Hell, there was little continuity in the novels. After all, Bond was a
    WWII Navy officer veteran... then stopped aging. He was perpetually mid
    30s and no longer fought in WWII.

    You get the same thing with any long running series. I stopped watching
    the Simpsons a *long* time ago, but before I did stop, I think I saw
    three different flashback episodes that established Homer and Marge met
    in three different decades. And how long is Magneto going to be a
    holocaust survivor? Unless one of his powers is eternal youth, that's
    just not going to fly much longer. Although in the case of Bond, I made
    up this back story that he's really a Time Lord and that's why his face keeps changing, but his history remains the same.

    --
    The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it is still on my list.

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