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    From Adam H. Kerman@3:633/10 to All on Sun Mar 1 02:39:54 2026
    Ayatollah To Give Speech As Soon As Officials Find The Rest Of His Body
    Feb 28, 2026

    https://babylonbee.com/news/ayatollah-to-give-speech-as-soon-as-officials-find-the-rest-of-his-body

    Iranian Generals Kicking Themselves For Not Just Meeting Over Zoom
    Feb 28, 2026

    https://babylonbee.com/news/iranian-generals-kicking-themselves-for-not-just-meeting-over-zoom

    Mamdani Orders Flags At One World Trade Center Flown Half-Staff To Mourn Ayatollah
    Feb 28, 2026

    https://babylonbee.com/news/mamdani-orders-flags-at-one-world-trade-center-flown-half-staff-to-mourn-ayatollah

    British Citizens Politely Ask If They Can Be Liberated From Radical
    Islam Next
    Feb 28, 2026

    https://babylonbee.com/news/british-citizens-politely-ask-if-they-can-be-liberated-from-radical-islam-next

    That's just mean.

    Bill Clinton Tells Epstein Committee It Depends On What The Definition
    Of 'Child Trafficking' Is

    https://babylonbee.com/news/bill-clinton-tells-epstein-committee-it-depends-on-what-the-definition-of-child-trafficking-is

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  • From BTR1701@3:633/10 to All on Sun Mar 1 20:01:17 2026
    On Feb 28, 2026 at 6:39:54 PM PST, ""Adam H. Kerman"" <ahk@chinet.com> wrote:

    Mamdani Orders Flags at One World Trade Center Flown Half-Staff to Mourn Ayatollah
    Feb 28, 2026

    According to sources, Mamdani has vowed retaliation against America's armed forces. "I will be immediately deploying the NYPD to Tehran," said Mamdani. "I myself will be resigning as mayor to join the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps. America will pay for this!"

    At publishing time, Mamdani had decided to instead record a rap video in support of the IRGC, as joining them just seemed like a lot of work.



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  • From moviePig@3:633/10 to All on Sun Mar 1 16:35:35 2026
    On 3/1/2026 3:01 PM, BTR1701 wrote:
    On Feb 28, 2026 at 6:39:54 PM PST, ""Adam H. Kerman"" <ahk@chinet.com> wrote:

    Mamdani Orders Flags at One World Trade Center Flown Half-Staff to Mourn
    Ayatollah
    Feb 28, 2026

    According to sources, Mamdani has vowed retaliation against America's armed forces. "I will be immediately deploying the NYPD to Tehran," said Mamdani. "I
    myself will be resigning as mayor to join the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps. America will pay for this!"

    At publishing time, Mamdani had decided to instead record a rap video in support of the IRGC, as joining them just seemed like a lot of work.

    I'm shocked that this isn't 100% snark...



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  • From BTR1701@3:633/10 to All on Tue Mar 3 20:42:50 2026
    On Mar 1, 2026 at 1:35:35 PM PST, "moviePig" <nobody@nowhere.com> wrote:

    On 3/1/2026 3:01 PM, BTR1701 wrote:
    On Feb 28, 2026 at 6:39:54 PM PST, ""Adam H. Kerman"" <ahk@chinet.com>
    wrote:

    Mamdani Orders Flags at One World Trade Center Flown Half-Staff to Mourn >>> Ayatollah
    Feb 28, 2026

    According to sources, Mamdani has vowed retaliation against America's armed >> forces. "I will be immediately deploying the NYPD to Tehran," said Mamdani. >> "I
    myself will be resigning as mayor to join the Iranian Revolutionary Guard >> Corps. America will pay for this!"

    At publishing time, Mamdani had decided to instead record a rap video in
    support of the IRGC, as joining them just seemed like a lot of work.

    I'm shocked that this isn't 100% snark...

    I'm sure that transformers around the country breathed a heavy sigh of relief when it was revealed that the Austin shooter turned out to be just a good old-fashioned Muslim terrorist.



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  • From moviePig@3:633/10 to All on Tue Mar 3 16:15:04 2026
    On 3/3/2026 3:42 PM, BTR1701 wrote:
    On Mar 1, 2026 at 1:35:35 PM PST, "moviePig" <nobody@nowhere.com> wrote:

    On 3/1/2026 3:01 PM, BTR1701 wrote:
    On Feb 28, 2026 at 6:39:54 PM PST, ""Adam H. Kerman"" <ahk@chinet.com> >>> wrote:

    Mamdani Orders Flags at One World Trade Center Flown Half-Staff to Mourn >>>> Ayatollah
    Feb 28, 2026

    According to sources, Mamdani has vowed retaliation against America's armed
    forces. "I will be immediately deploying the NYPD to Tehran," said Mamdani.
    "I
    myself will be resigning as mayor to join the Iranian Revolutionary Guard >>> Corps. America will pay for this!"

    At publishing time, Mamdani had decided to instead record a rap video in >>> support of the IRGC, as joining them just seemed like a lot of work.

    I'm shocked that this isn't 100% snark...

    I'm sure that transformers around the country breathed a heavy sigh of relief when it was revealed that the Austin shooter turned out to be just a good old-fashioned Muslim terrorist.

    Every shooter should have to make prior arrangement with a publicist.



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  • From super70s@3:633/10 to All on Tue Mar 3 19:23:42 2026
    On 2026-03-01 21:35:35 +0000, moviePig said:

    On 3/1/2026 3:01 PM, BTR1701 wrote:
    On Feb 28, 2026 at 6:39:54 PM PST, ""Adam H. Kerman"" <ahk@chinet.com> wrote:

    Mamdani Orders Flags at One World Trade Center Flown Half-Staff to Mourn >>> Ayatollah
    Feb 28, 2026

    According to sources, Mamdani has vowed retaliation against America's armed >> forces. "I will be immediately deploying the NYPD to Tehran," said Mamdani. "I
    myself will be resigning as mayor to join the Iranian Revolutionary Guard
    Corps. America will pay for this!"

    At publishing time, Mamdani had decided to instead record a rap video in
    support of the IRGC, as joining them just seemed like a lot of work.

    I'm shocked that this isn't 100% snark...

    Trump refused to fly flags at half-staff for Jesse Jackson or allow him
    to lie in state in the Capitol, you won't see these clowns ridicule
    that.


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  • From Adam H. Kerman@3:633/10 to All on Wed Mar 4 03:57:58 2026
    super70s

    . . .

    Trump refused to fly flags at half-staff for Jesse Jackson or allow him
    to lie in state in the Capitol, you won't see these clowns ridicule
    that.

    I truly despise you for making me defend Trump. Trump had NO SAY in
    ceremonies at the Capitol. Let me be the first to inform you about
    separate branches of government. Also, it would have been highly unusual
    to have such a ceremony for a presidential candidate. While there is no
    denying his excellence in some aspects of civil rights leadership, he
    had enormous ethical flaws and a terrible track record as a would-be
    Chicago ward boss. Voters eventually got fed up with the candidates he supported and dumped them.

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