• [Humour] Woman calls 911 over a car fire that she set herself

    From Rhino@3:633/10 to All on Sun Jul 12 16:56:43 2026
    Picture this: a woman calls 911 to report a car burning in the garage
    next door. The police arrive as the fire department does its thing and
    start talking to the woman who called it in. She mentions that she has surveillance video and they ask to see it. As they review the footage,
    they see her approaching the car and they notice something in her hand.
    What's that, they ask. She says it's her phone but it's too big to be a
    phone. They rewind and discover that it's lighter fluid. See where this
    is going?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjMe9MKHo8Q [14 minutes]

    Some criminals fancy themselves badasses; this one was just a total
    dumbass.

    Her punishment for this felony was unbelievably light. I assume it was
    because she admitted to everything and was completely co-operative once
    she'd revealed her part in the incident.

    --
    Rhino


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