Ubiquitous <
weberm@polaris.net> wrote:
After an arduous workout, I watched:
Nothing.
What did you watch?
WOMAN ON TOP
A ludicrous ?comedy? starring Penelope Cruz as a woman with severe motion sickness, so she can only have sex on top which ruins her life in so many
ways. You would think the actual solution would be she?d always have to be
face down, which would open the possibilities somewhat.
PRIVATE EYES WEST COAST
We are watching you, watching your every move
Episode two on The CW app.
The C dub must die.
They have a new scheme during every one of their many many many commercial breaks where you have to choose whether to watch a 30 second interactive commercial or a 2 1/2 minute regular commercial break. But it doesn?t work
and no matter what you choose at the end of you it kicks you out of the app
and back to the homepage.
It took me an hour to kluge my way through it, and I ended up having to
skip the segment where they actually catch the bad guy. So I?m done with private eyes and the C dub.
So it turns out that forest Rangers are killing people who go out and
forage for mushrooms to sell to restaurants because it?s easier to kill and steal than to pick your own mushrooms. I could elaborate on the rest of the shenanigans, but after that, do you really want me to?
NCIS New York episode one
I knew Sam Hannah was a tough guy, but I didn?t know he was a psychotic murderer. Well, he is in this new series.
After the cold open where he kills everybody in sight, he goes to help a
friend out in New York because he?s just a freelance undercover guy who
gets to go wherever and do what any case he wants and I have no idea if any
of it?s connected with NCIS. He works for the girl from Flashdance and
teams up with Dano from Hawaii Five-0. And it was totally boring. One and
done.
NCIS prime
Episode two, and Tony?s first episode as the new Director. Everybody spends
the episode trying to figure out what he?s going to be like as their boss.
The case was convoluted and boring. It?s sad that McProby is the only
original face left and he wasn?t there at the very beginning. He gets a big surprise at the end though. It would have made his dad proud.
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle?s THE LOST WORLD
The series from the turn-of-the-century that I gave up on when the
Australian tax, Office took it over and fired the Americans. I finally saw
the last episodes and the damn thing ends on a cliffhanger!
TO BE CONTINUED.
Snarl
LONDON FIELDS
An absolutely dreadful movie from 2018 that can?t be saved no matter how
hot Amber Heard is. I made it about 10 minutes in.
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The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it is still on my list.
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